{the alphajerk!}
Luke Parsons
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25 years old
mt evelyn, Victoria
Australia



Last Login: 8/31/2009
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    {the alphajerk!}'s Interests
Generalguitar, music, beer, poker... people, sloths. knitting, darning socks, collecting stool samples, writing short and handy reminders on those post it guys and sticking them around the house, watching people bake things, making bread sculptures, cheese, breakfast meats, faberge eggs, swell sweaters, flamingo lawn ornaments, people that go "hhhrrrgm" in thier sleep, leather codpieces... all the usual stuff people like me like
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Musicanything john garcia touches. alice in chains. jimi hendrix. down. the atomic bitchwax. tool. hermano. the sword. truckfighters. brothers grim. rodrigo y gabriella. wolfmother. sasquatch. a perfect cicle. isis. los natas. kyuss. opeth. porcupine tree. black label society. unida. dozer. the sword. black sabbath. mad season. jerry cantrell. life of agony. prong. soundgarden. clutch. slo burn. opeth. the screaming trees. weezer. mastodon. nirvana. coc. cockfight shootout. fort. smashing pumpkins. the legs. the mexicans. nitroseed. monster magnet. orange goblin. the tea party. jeff martin. niel young. mountain. mudhoney. subaudible hum. helmet. death from above 1979. the datsuns. guns n roses. alabama thunderpussy. the black keys. my left boot. brant bjork. black mountain. c.w stoneking. the dirty three. the doors. led zeppelin. eric clapton. cream. mc5. robert johnson. epicure. harry manx. the gadflys. brendon benson. tom waits. kieran murphy. geoff achison. leadbelly. the travelling wilburys. the allman brothers. supergrass. paul kelly. dios malos. bob dylan. james mercer. stevie ray vaughan..... if you actually read this far and still care you can ask and i'll tell you more...
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     {the alphajerk!}'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Mt Evelyn
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:Being a sweaty fat fuck

   {the alphajerk!}'s Schools
Croydon Community School
CROYDON, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

2000 to 2002
Ringwood Secondary College
RINGWOOD, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1998 to 1998
Mt Evelyn Christian School
MT EVELYN, Australia
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 2002



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well, seemings as i'm doing this for the second time nobody will read it and i can say whatever i like... i am a third generation maize raiser from the depths of the mississippi delta.. i was raised by astronaughts on a placenta harvesting ,conspiracy covering army base in guatamala... before they taght me how to raise maize they also taught me how to effectively sling fecies at anyone undesireable enough to deserve it, they also taught me the fine art of basket weavery and croche nitting. but alas, it was the time between that and mauze farmery that saw my true love for the sloth to come to full fruition, i co-ran a travelling sloth racing carnivale with my now deceased buddy-pal guy shnederry finkletonville esquire the 3rd.. who was killed by the almighty sight that is a rampaging herd of wild sloths, thats right, he was trapmled to death by the mighty and uncaring hoof of the tyrannical sloths during a stampede... i'm just so sad now i don't think i can continue...

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anyone who has "happy pants"..
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Little Ghost

Little Ghost



Nov 2 2009 1:43 AM

Its El Día de los Muertos!
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Where's my sugar skulls?
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Little Ghost

Little Ghost



Oct 3 2009 3:42 AM

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Have a ghastly weekend!
Little Ghost

Little Ghost



Apr 21 2009 9:16 PM

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Support me in the Susan G. Komen Global Race for the Cure, so the fun bags are always around.
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Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Mar 31 2009 6:27 AM

You are still single! So.. so am I.
Hmph!
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Mar 27 2009 6:51 AM

How are your pants treating you, sir?
Little Ghost

Little Ghost



Mar 24 2009 6:04 PM

twisted doll art Pictures, Images and Photos
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Feb 23 2009 4:09 AM

That IS strange. And disturbing. And a little bit sexy.

So I guess its a lot like me.
Miss Tea

Miss Tea



Feb 20 2009 7:16 AM


Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

Luv, Tara
Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome



Feb 19 2009 10:01 AM

Hey Gangster, hows things?
Jonah

Jonah



Feb 15 2009 8:54 PM

Happy Early Birthday, Bro’! Hope that Your Day is GRAND!

Later,
Link

Link Awesome



Feb 9 2009 2:06 AM

Dear Luke. I am not a girl, so am I allowed to leave you a comment? I don't want to break any rules here. My thoughts are with you in this time of need.
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Jan 28 2009 5:36 AM

Msn time?

My skirt is wet, and clingy! Mmm. Hahah.
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Jan 28 2009 1:17 AM

You love poo and more.
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Jan 20 2009 9:58 AM

Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Jan 19 2009 9:43 AM

Termy's Two Inches of Ecstasy says:
I was reading a list of jap specific sub cultural porn, as in porn which really only appears in japanese
Termy's Two Inches of Ecstasy says:
The Broken Dolls porn (which has NOTHING to do with dolls, and everything to do with young! (13-18 yo) girls in a hospital bed covered in casts, bruises and black eyes, being raped by a doctor) sounds a little scarey
Termy's Two Inches of Ecstasy says:
but Compensated Dating Hymen fetishes, where a 13 yo girl has sex with an older man for money (usually pretending to be raped) who keeps the hymen as a memento




I thought you'd appreciate me sharing that with you.
=P
Meow-Foot

Megan Harris



Jan 19 2009 5:56 AM

Meow... =)
hannah.rochelle

hannah.rochelle



Jan 14 2009 6:13 AM

Shit is going okay... I'm pretty tired right now. Some friends were smoking pot and I got a contact high... it feels friggin weird.

I'm home in 6 days :) Will have visit you and drink with you, dooderhead.
hannah.rochelle

hannah.rochelle



Jan 14 2009 6:01 AM

I kinda miss you a little maybe.

BUT.

I am in TEXAS. yeah.
xx
My Left Boot

My Left Boot



Jan 11 2009 12:32 PM

My Left Boot - Devils Kitchen 2009
Australia's premier festival of stoner / punk / rock.
Modern Primate

Modern Primate



Jan 11 2009 7:22 AM

Look, Goatse cookies!!

Iguana

Iguana



Dec 31 2008 11:22 AM

Hi alphajerk,

thanks for the friendshipping. Have a nice '09! Cheers'n'greets.
IGUANA

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Dec 31 2008 3:31 AM

have a big happy new year xoxo
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Modern Primate

Modern Primate



Dec 21 2008 5:50 AM

Dude. It's fucking Rick Astley. What planet are you from?

Modern Primate

Modern Primate



Dec 21 2008 4:56 AM

Bexta

Bexta



Dec 15 2008 11:11 AM

I read it in the high pitched voice until I read the second line, then I was RIGHT there man
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