Hey kids! You should visit www.LukaLips.com!
The official website of Troy Lukkarila.
"I honestly feel like I have found the man who has the ability to show Tenacious D their own fat asses with what he has cleverly stitched together (with human hair) on Unsafe Structure." --SLIGHTLY CONFUSING TO A STRANGER (www.sctas.com)
"Troy is awesome!" -- J-Sin, Smother.net
"Dangerous stuff. Only for lovers of pure music and art. " -- Bing Futch, jam Florida's Music Magazine
"This revolting individual has produced a killer work of art." --Lord Gregory, INK 19
"He's a one man anti-boredom brigade" -- Jack Rabid, The Big Takeover
"I'm smiling all the way." --Jon Worley Aiding & Abetting
"Something just ain't right with this guy and I think that's what makes him so damn interesting. " --J.R. Oliver, Ear Candy
"Is Troy a mere weirdo goofball...or is he a modern genius...? Only time will tell..." LMNOP, babysue
"This CD is really fucked up. " Agouti Music
"If you like Tom Waits' lyrics, David Byrne's eccentricities, or James McMurtry's moodiness, then Troy Lukkarila's CD is one you definitely need to add to your collection. " --Erik Deckers, Indie-Music.com
"This is some great stuff- raw, pissed off and hilarious." --John E. Citrone, Folio Weekly
"If you're tired of the ordinary, bored with the predictable and the weird just isn't weird enough then this cd is definitely for you." --Unknown satisfied customer
"Now this is one hell of a discovery to make... like Bob Dylan's younger, angrier, (and much, much sicker) brother! Delightfully twisted!" --Cumbersome Records
"... releases like yours are the reason why I'm doing what I'm doing!! ..different..daring..inspiring..EXCITING!! So, airplay guaranteed 'n forthcomming.." --Lord Litter
"Oddly mad album, and it's still growing on me... " --Dw, modern-dance
"Troy Lukkarila is totally weird and outlandish, but just like a bad car accident you can't help but pay attention to his music." --Paul Borchert , Mote Magazine
"What the hell is this mutha' fukin' piece o'shit?" --The Chickenfish Speaks
Troy Lukkarila's Dont Sit On Tables CD was honored as being one of the top ten independent releases of 2001 by NYRock.com!
Growing up, Troy Lukkarila had a talent for breaking things. Windows, cars, noses, laws, friendships -- all were fair game. So he created Lukalips Destruction Co. because he felt there was a demand for a professional breaker. After two years of going door to door giving free demonstrations of his remarkable breaking abilities, Troy realized that the business was not ever going to make any money -- it turns out that most people are quite capable of breaking things themselves and they often resented Troy for destroying their prized possessions during his free demonstrations. Troy reorganized the company, of which he was the sole employee, and turned it into a record label for his own music. After a few years LukaLips Destruction Co. expanded and added cartoons, games and videos. Troy's media empire continues to grow and has accumulated a net worth of nearly one hundred dollars!
Hey DISSONANT is playing with SWORN ENEMY, PRO-PAIN, and MANIC RITUAL at JACK RABBITS June 15th!
This show is going to be sick, and if you miss it you will regret it!
Tickets are $13 and you would be helping us out if you got them from us. Shoot us a message if you want to go and one of us will deliver a ticket to you wherever is convenient for you up to 3 hours before the show!
Psst. Come on. I suppose you think having your hands nailed to a friggin roof timber doesn't present a formidable obstacle for a would be pugilist. And if it goes to the ground it acts as sort of a pre-fab arm bar. My money is on sid. Leave the cheek turning to JC. The writing is on the wall. Start cozing up to your Asian overlords and thier bountiful T-bills now. A healthy dose of confucianism would probably do you good as well.
This is so funny! I got a call that my house was on tv last night. So I turn the news on and I see you walking thru water in riverside!!! I hope that was you, if not you have a clone walking around.
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