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  • Matt Pfeffer

  • 26 / Male
  • Brisbane, Queensland, AU
  • Last Login: 12/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Tennis, Boys, Girls, Wii, Music, Comedy programs/movies, Beach, Pool, Gym, Clubbing, Driving, Hiking, Traelling
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

    Comedy Inc!! Family Guy!! Sooo funny and Skins!!!
  • Books

    .... ..>
    .."I Will Survive (Alternate Version)"..

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many years Just waiting for a man that long,
    That I Grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
    But there you are, Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French-fry,
    I should have known that it was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go, Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches Then turn up with only 4,
    Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
    Don't you know we're only Joking when we say size doesn't count.

    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
    I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your Needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed,
    Go on now go, Just Make a dash,
    Last time I saw a prick that small i thought it was a rash
    I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees,
    Then I wouldn't have you waving that lil teeny thing at me.

    Go on now go, Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
    Is to stick it with a toothpick Dip it in tomato sauce.

    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with my hand on people's necks,
    I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

    Go on now go, Get out of my sight,
    I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I know it's length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny cucumber at my door,
    You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

    Go on now Go!

    .... ..>

    ..My name is Crystal Meth..

    I destroy homes, I tear families apart,

    take your children, and that's just the start.

    I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,

    The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

    If you need me, remember! I'm easily found,

    I live all around you - in schools and in town.

    I live with the rich; I live with the poor,

    I live down the street, and maybe next door.

    I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,

    I can be made under the kitchen sink.

    In your child's closet, and even in the woods,

    If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.

    I have many names, but there's one you know best,

    I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.

    My power is awesome; try me you'll see,

    But if you do, you may never break free.

    Just try me once and I might let you go,

    But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.

    When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,

    You do what you have to -- just to get high.

    The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms

    Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms,

    (your lungs and your nose).

    You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad,

    When you see their tears, you should feel sad.

    But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,

    I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

    I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,

    I turn people from God, and separate friends.

    I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,

    I'll be with you always -- right by your side.

    You'll give up everything - your family, your home,

    Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.

    I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,

    When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.

    If you try me be warned - this is no game,

    If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.

    I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,

    I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.

    The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,

    The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.

    The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,

    I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.

    But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,

    That you are mine and we shall not part.

    You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,

    But you came to me, not I to you.

    You knew this would happen, many times you were told,

    But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.

    You could have said no, and just walked away,

    If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

    I'll be your master, you will be my slave,

    I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.

    Now that you have met me, what will you do?

    Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.

    I can bring you more misery than words can tell,

    Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.

  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Brisbane
  • Orientation: Gay
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Retail

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About me:

.. .. ..

I'm Me.

I've got blonde hair, blue eyes and I'm pretty tall as well. I think girls are attractive, but I much prefer guys - Sorry can't help it, just how it turned out. I don't discriminate, and I listen to my friends as much as possible. When you first meet me, I'm usually natually comfortable. A few times after meeting, I really open up, so if you work on first-impressions, then you don't know what you're missing out on - i guess it depends how down-to-earth you are. I have some pretty cool and crazy thoughts sometimes, and a sense of humour - i like to think anyway. For me, if something stands out, I'll immediately remember you, and you've made an impression on me. I get butterflies when I meet a really cute guy. I love how some girls dress to make themselves look absolutely fantastic! :P I really respect the people who give me the chance to be friends with them, and my true friends get my full attention. Doesn't matter whether we click or not, but the honesty and the trust you show me is all I ask for, because that's what I like to give. I'd love to hear from you!

About You
Full NameMatt
Birthdate4 December
Birth PlaceToowoomba, QLD
Current LocationBrisbane, QLD
Eye Colour Blue
Hair ColourBlonde
Height190cm
Piercingsnone
Tattoosnone
Boyfriend/GirlfriendMaybe
Favorite
FoodCadbury Creme Egg *drools*
Colourhot pink or turqoise
ChocolateKinder Bueno, Fling, Lindt, Turkish Delight
Number8
AnimalDolphin, Kitten
DrinkCoke
Alcholic DrinkSkyy Vodka or Midori
IcecreamRocky Road
LetterX
Part of Opposite Sex's BodyFace, Smile and Hair
SportTennis
PlaceOut Somewhere
BandGarbage
PersonMy best friend
Actor/ActressRenee Zellweger, Kevin Zegers, Justin Berfield
CarFerrari
Video GameSims2
MovieCry Wolf
This or That
Pepsi or CokeBoth are great!
Chocolate or VanillaVanilla if we're talking milkshakes or icecream
Hug or KissHUG
Dog or CatCat
Summer or WinterSummer
Rap or RockHow bout Pop
Your
Bedtime9pmish
Most Missed MemoryThe fun I had in Perth, the sights of Sydney, the culture of Melbourne
Best Physical Featurepersonality, looks
First Thought When You Wake Up"Dammit, i'm hard again!"
Feardeath
Longest Relationshipjust over a year
Have You Ever
Drank Umm yeah
SmokedAs if
Done DrugsOnce
Been Beaten Upno
Beaten Someone Upnah couldn't hurt a fly, unless they were a homophobe or hurt someone I love, then I'd kick their ass
Shopliftedno
Skinny Dippedyes
Been Dumpedyes
Dumped Someoneyes, I think it's worse
In A Girl/Guy
Eye Colourblue
Hair Colourwhatevah
Hair Lengthshort
Tattoosmaybe 1
Piercingsyeah
Does Drugsno
Drinksrarely
Buildslim/defined
Looks or Personalityboth
Random Things
What Country Would You Like To Visit Switzerland for the views and chocolate, Sweden for the economical efficiency
How Do You Want To Diecomfortable and happy
Been To The Mall LatelyI live there
Do You Like ThunderstormsThey can be awesome
How Many Cds Do You Ownover a hundred
What Kind Of Music Do You Likemainstream and some country
Do You Get Along With Your Parentsyes relatively
Do you Smokeno
Do you Drinkumm duh
Are You A Health Freakhaha no
Do You Think Youre AttractiveI'd Do Me
Belive In YourselfYes
Where Do You See Yourself In 2 Years2 years older and hopefully not 6 feet under
5 Yearswell that depends if i get past the 2 years question
Do you Shower Daily yes
Have You Ever Been In LoveYes, I believe I have, its such a nice feeling
Do You Singto myself yes
Do You Want To Get Marriedhmm guess i have to say yes to that
Do You Want To Have Kidsyes
Did You Ever Have A Crushyes
Have You Ever Kissed The Same SexYes, guys kiss much better than girls
Talk Alotno wish i did sometimes
Play Sportsyeah it's fun

MAKE YOUR OWN PEOPLES! - or - BLAH BLH BLAH!
> ..

Who I'd like to meet:

People who don't change the way they do things because they are insecure or worry about what other people think of them. i really respect people like that. I like people with something unique about themselves too - something that defines them! I also like cute guys, I'm not gunna deny that. I'm definitely a personality guy more than anything, so if you've got at least half of one of those I'd love to get to know you. I'm also looking to meet boys and girls :) If you're easy-going, down to earth, i'll probably like ya. I LOVE cute gay guys! I'm looking to meet people who are looking for a friendship, or if you're not in Australia, just msn/chat friends would be fantastic! Doesn't matter if you're a dude or a chick Anyway, to summerise all that, if you've got a brain, no more than two arms and legs and a personality, then send me a hello! Respect goes a long way with me, and my friends soon learn I'm great to have around, as I really do my best to look out for them when they need me (or don't need me lol). Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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