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  • -=Xx_Absent_xX=-

  • 28 / Male
  • Carmi, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 7/12/2009

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  • General



    .. Big thanks to those of you who supported DoucheCast and had the patience to listen to our show. Unfortunately, DoucheCast is no more. Stay tuned for a new project from me in the future. There's no telling what it will be or when, but I'm sure it'll happen sometime. Until then... Go eat a penis.



  • Music

    Primer 55, Otep, Snot, HIM, DevilDriver, CKY, the Bloodhound Gang, the 69 Eyes, All That Remains, Atreyu, Dead Hearts, Gnarkill, Unkle Matt and the Shitbirdz, hed(PE), In Flames, In This Moment, Chthonic, Dir En Grey, Hurt, Lennon, Lamb Of God, Lordi, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Primus, Rob Zombie, Systematic, The Sounds, Throwdown, Transport League, Turbonegro, Viking Skull, HORSE the band, Apocalyptica, Five Finger Death Punch, G.G. Allin, Tiffany, Jonathan Coulton, The Rasmus, Crystal Castles, Deftones, Mudvayne, The Moxy, The Veronicas, Halestorm, The Agonist, Volbeat, Aiden, Northern Kings, The Birthday Massacre, Combichrist, Danger Doom, (hed)PE, Jon Lajoie, 9mm Solution and 80's/90's music.

  • Movies

    Nightmare On Elm St. series, CKY series, Haggard, Resident Evil, Princess Mononoke, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Teeth, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, American Psycho, and pretty much anything horror.
    Teeth

  • Television

    Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone Complex, Elfin Lied, Azumanga Daioh, InuYasha, Naruto, Samurai Champloo, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Heroes, ALF, Bleach, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva La Bam, My Name Is Earl, Night Court, The Dog Whisperer, Family Guy, Naruto, Robot Chicken, Death Note, Metalocalypse, and almost everything on Adult Swim.

  • Books

    Be The Pack Leader by Cesar Milan, Cesar's Way by Cesar Millan, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions Of A B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell, Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, Steal This Computer Book by Wallace Wang, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Dreamseller by Brandon Novak, Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson, anything Dr. Seuss, and loads of manga.

  • Heroes

    Toilet Duck and the lolcatz


    Lunaticradio.com




    The Unholy Matrimony Show
    WonderBros.com
    The Heide Show
    ITradio
    Sacreligious & Culturally Deficient










Details

  • Status: Single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Douche

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About me:

I'm your average, white, fat douchebag. I spend most of my time listening to podcasts or music on my iPod, walking/jogging with my dogs, sampling new beers with friends, chilling out at home with a good book or movie, or unfortunately at work. Music motivates my life. My dogs are like my kids. I'm too old to play stupid head games with people. Miller Chill + Rooster + Karaoke = Billie Jean

Who I'd like to meet:

The LunaticRadio.com crew, Mr. Rogers, Bruce Campbell, Milla Jovovich, Akira Toriyama, Bobby Burns, Chuck Norris, Wayne Static, Leo Laporte, Kevin Rose, Tiffany Darwish, Otep, Merlin Mann, Brandon DiCamillo and Don Vito.