Tim Towers

"Nothing takes the wind out of your sails when you're trying to be scary like being ignored."
- Anita; "Cerulean Sins: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"

"...is life supposed to stop because you did something horrible? I'll tell you the real horrible truth, Anita. No matter what you do or how bad you feel about it, life just goes on. Life doesn't give a fuck that you're sorry or upset or deranged or tormented. Life just goes on, and you gotta go on with it, or sit in the middle of the road and feel sorry for yourself."
- Jason; "Blue Moon: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"

Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human.
- Anita; Burnt Offerings: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"

Illusion is sometimes all that keeps us sane.
- Anita: "The Killing Dance: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.
- Anita; "The Laughing Corpse: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"..

You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.
- Anita; "Guilty Pleasures: Anita Blake Vampire Executioner Series"..

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"Could you put that in a memo and entitle it sh!t I already know'?!"
- Sarge; Red Vs Blue

"You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing."
- Church; Red Vs Blue

"Damn it, no, Caboose, I'm not cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my f#cking sheets again, I'm gonna kill you."
- Tucker; Red Vs Blue

Church: Thanks for the support Grif. Way to be a team player.
Grif: Hey, I've got to think about myself here.
Church: There's no "I" in team Grif.
Grif: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamned team! The team sucks!
- Church and Grif; Red Vs Blue

Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink.
- Grif; Red Vs Blue

Sarge: May I introduce the our new light reconnaissance vehicle! It has four-inch armour plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
Sarge: Because "M12LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
Sarge: Say that again.
Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge: You're makin' that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes, sir!
Sarge: Look, see these two tailhooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?
- Sarge, Grif, and Simmons; Red Vs Blue

Simmons: You? You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!
Tucker: We've already got that! What else do you have?
- Simmons and Tucker; Red Vs Blue

Church: All right, get ready to launch Operation Circle of Confusion.
Tucker: Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.
Church: What?
Tucker: I'm just saying, it doesn't look much like a circle. It looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note.
Church: OK, fine. Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! Parabola of Mystery! Who cares? Get the goddamn show on the road!
- Tucker and Church; Red Vs Blue

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. ..