house beauties don't tell the truth about what they think.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that chandler has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.LOSMO.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from LOSMO.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at LOSMO.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.LOSMO.COM
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Rush Hour by Underworld Productions
Friday. February 9th, 2007
@ Historic Sweets Ballroom
1933 Broadway, Downtown Oakland
Collegiate 18+ | Fully Stocked Bar | Two Levels | 1000+ Capacity
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Hosts SFSU | Rho Chapter | Sac State Lambda Phi Epsilon Rush Party
UC Berkeley ABA, Bayfunktions, Club 5 Entertainment
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November 12th @ ZIA record exchange
5pm, all ages and free, come help raise money for tha musicians that were affected by tha hurricane. performin artists include:
Sunday, September 18th, the Fresh Foundation presents Sunday Skoolin’ at the Cooler Lounge featuring live performances and dj exhibitions throughout the night from local hip-hop acts, and a host of invited guests. This weeks guests include one of my favorite locals.. Abcde, along with Grimace, Lyfe Cykle(www.lyfecyklecrew.com), and AP the ZombieKAT. Hosted by Cash Flowz of Wicked Wayz ... Deejays J One, Steelo, ShaneStream, Edoc, Stylize, and Duwop (Humble Clothing) will be holding it down on the decks. Come out and SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HIP HOP!!!
21+, $3 / LADIES FREE, $5 "Bottomless" Beer and well drink specials
u fuckin rock my bootay! you wrote me back.. well commented me but that makes me overly happy but yah man u should tell me when thos weekly videos are! so i can watch them :P cus im koolio like that and yah thanks again!
YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!!!!
Hey!! Thanks for the request! You guys are cute! Your music is hott too, I love it...do you guys perform? I'd love to see you guys sometime! Comment me sometime and keep me posted on your success! TTYL