Carcusdactyl- Prehistoric Saurian Death Screams
BlastFurnace- Pterosaurian Talons and grindethic
Deeds of Darren- Ancient Sludgemachine of the Tar Pits
Nobody- Drums
Influences
We are influenced by reptilian dinosaurs, not the weak feathered ones that claim to be dinosaurs. POSERS!
Sounds Like
We ripped off T.Rex's face again! Oh stop your bitching "king of dinosaurs" your eyeball is over there. Don't make me go for the other one, gimpy!
We first started writing gorey songs about the state of the ages during the first apocalypse(160 million B.C. - lasting 10 million years) spawned by the worlds most terrifying creature at the time, the Pterosaurs. With the bands subject matter consisting mostly of prehistoric politics such as pterodactyl oppression and pterosaur globalization, Dinosaur Snobcore was on the rise. With nothing but a rock and some paper made from the flesh of more vunerable species such as the Megalodons(a bunch of pussies) we started writing blood soaked tales of dinosaur warfare, technically becoming Earth's first Gore Grind band. We would play shows at local venues such as "the Volcano", "Mammoth Cave" and "Sabertooth Sams", but shows were always small because of the migration patterns of species at that time. One day about 156 million B.C. the members of Pterodactyl Flesh were genetically manipulated with DNA of the Pterosaurs by the first race of humans attempting to create a super humandactyl who could equal the Pterosaurs might and power and put an end to hierarchy of the Pterosaur rule. This plan was forever lost when the member of Pterodactyl Flesh revolted against the humans, obviously mentally consumed by the DNA with which they had been injected, showing major changes to their ego, which grew unimaginably massive. Pterodactyl Rage and Snobcore Hate grew within the blood and essence of the band. A few million years later they disappeared into the ancient fog of Early Earth. After a few alien invasions, the massacre of the first human race and an ice age, Pterodactyl Flesh immerged from the depths of hatred to warn the second human brood of its unavoidable horrifying end.
Contact Pterodactyl Flesh for more information on how agonizing it is to be slaughtered by Pterodactyls.
Pterdactyl Rising
Just droppin in to make sure your keepin it BRUTAL! If you haven't checked our page out recently, give our songs a listen and tell us what you think. We appreciate your time, Horns UP HIGH!!!
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Just sending out the reminder to tell everyone that they have one week remaining to get everything they need together to have a fantastic time at the 4th annual 818 Halloween bash and costume party. Be there or be...um..not cool...yeah.
So, yeah. Drewsky was getting a bit old and Andythrax just wasn't working since I'm trying to drop the old name, even if when not thinking I'll still refer to myself that way. I though "Drew and Quartered" was a good one with the improved name style.
More shows, damnit! Only bands like Himsa have their last show at El Corazon. You don't wanna be like Himsa, do you?! Kidnap your drummer and get to work!
Hell ya! Pterodactyl Flesh page update. Now the official Pterodactyl Flesh page(No more Lyzuul). Smooth looking suit Blastfurnce. I'll work on some more artwork for you guys soon.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
We'd travel all over the land.
We'd play and we'd sing and wear spangly things.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
And we were up there on the stand,
The people would here us and love us and cheer us.
Hurray for that rock 'n' roll band.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
Then we'd have a million fans.
We'd giggle and laugh and sign autographs,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
The people would all kiss our hands.
We'd be millionaires and have extra long hair,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
But we ain't no rock 'n' roll band,
We're just seven kids in the sand.
With homemade guitars and pails and jars
And drums of potato chip cans.
Just seven kids in the sand.
Talk'n and waven' our hands.
And dreamin' and thinkin' oh wouldn't it be grand,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
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Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. MGFEE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from MGFEE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to MGFEE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
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We recorded all these songs at practice using THIS (or one like it) Ghettoblaster
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