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About me:

Buenos Dias! =D, I thought it was time I joined the majority of people my age and made a myself a myspace to represent my individuality by listing other peoples creativity (movies, music, books ect..) makes sense doesn't it?

Mmmm where to start, well...I'm one of those people that make something mundane be fun and interesting, anyone can enjoy an exciting/fun moment but only a rare few can create it from something boring, like having the flu and writing this 'about me'...I'm soon going to find out how many Vitamic C tablets you can take without overdosing...I'll get better or diarrhea trying...

I can never find a good way to describe myself that doesn't end up in a whole manual, so I got a few friends to describe me in a few words:"Imaginative, dreamer, playful, innocent, very shy, mature, curious, eclectic, opinionated, creative, eloquent, thinker, caring, polite yet sometimes harshly honest (never liked sugar coating), non conformist, random, raconteur, goofy, introspective, smart ass, sarcastic, perfectionist, logical, stubborn (I see it more as passionate), spontaneous, underachiever (lazy), dork, idealist."

If I had to say something about myself I would say I always thought I was like a white cloud...I'm fascinated by them, you don't know where I came from or where I'm going, how I evolved or how I will dissolve, I have no destination or boundaries and drift off where ever the wind takes me.I have no specific shape or form yet everyone perceives/projects me in a different way, enjoy me while you can cause you never know when another rush of wind may come. (I have deep moments in between randomness)

I'm cosmopolitan!...I have the coolest mixed ethnic background which can be seen in my odd looks, Dutch green/hazel eyes (they change), Spanish long face, Peruvian olive complexion, Croatian caterpillar eyebrows (and no I'm not going to wax them, they look funny and attract birds thinking their worms), Nigerian lips/nose and Japanese almond/cat eye shape, agelessness, hairlessness (like a half boiled rat waist up) and unusually small weiner (saying that creates low expectations and gives an element of surprise). Could be worse though lol I come from a long line of twins so there could be two of us :P oh wait, thinking about that, I could have twins someday as well :-o, if you work for the government I'd appreciate if you ignored that last bit, I don't want secret agents chasing me around trying to emasculate me.

By now you're probably thinking, so who is this guy and why did I add him/he add me? well let me ask you this...does anybody really know who they are? oh my that was a deep moment, lets have a minute of silence...arhgg good enough.To answer your question, why would I want to add/msg/comment friends I already see or speak to everyday? randoms are cooler...unless they ask me the "do I know you?" question :|, If you had met me, don't you think you'd remember? geeze even sardines have better memories...or the unoriginal "hey wasup?" 's :(...what can I answer to this? "my dog died yesterday, my apartment was burned down, I got fired from work, my car was stolen, my gf is somehow pregnant (miraculous conception?...hallelujah my brother!) and I feel a lump in my crotch but am too afraid to get tested...enough about me though, how are you?" :).

Do I use too many smilies? My shrink (I use to tease my plants by watering them with ice cubes when I was 10...it's not like I have physical insecurities because my mom had morning sickness AFTER having me while watching me being breastfed or anything...) use to say it was a passive aggressive way of releasing my inner child (also said I have severe trust issues...I don't trust her opinion :|), but she's a pain in the ass (wore hot short mini skirts/high heels though) so I substituted her with popping bubble wrap (it's almost as cool as cheese)...I think it can cure anything, don't you?, "your depressed? don't worry here's some bubble wrap...you have herpes? not a problem! here's some bubble wrap."

After all that you probably think I'm crazy...I see it more as misunderstood but I owe it all to my unique childhood, I was lucky enough to grow up in over a dozen countries so I experienced many beautiful things but many terrible ones as well (those last giving me a good sense of humor), that gave me a lot of life maturity but never allowed me to fully grow out of my kid/playful phase, it also made me quite outspoken/opinionated yet usually kept to myself/shy all creating this strange balance.

Anyway there's a whole lot I could write here but I'll give myself importance by letting you ask to find out.



That's not a joke though, you can't expect me to be strange in everything else and normal when it comes to that, by personal choice, high morals regarding my future life partner (not sure where they came from :S) and respect (you can imagine religions are cock blocking each other over me...), I dare to wait and put my testosterone to a more productive use (randomness) using my good libido control (with the help of double layered undies & cold showers) :).So why am I telling you this? Every virgin I meet seems to be embarrassed about being one...I thought I'd be different and flaunt mine with pride instead.

I like the old traditional ways of the medieval times, where they lacked water and women were hairy and smelly :S (men & women dress alike now days anyway...so much for femininity =(... ), asking the King for permission to have a child with your wife, and he'd be nice enough to give you a sign you could hang outside your door that read: "Fornicating Under Consent of the King."