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  • miranda ferneau

  • 33 / Female
  • Tampa, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 12/22/2009

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About me:


i am a major geek

maandusa.ferneaux.com

recovering goth
geek goddess
urban hillbilly
technopagan
kitchen witch
non-practicing bisexual
lacto-ovo-pesce-flexitarian

i hate to follow
but i don't want to lead
i don't like being told what to do
but i follow the rules
i'm a complete introvert
but i enjoy helping people
i can fit in everywhere
but i never really fit in anywhere


i fear success more than i fear failure.



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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Lakeland, FL
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Slim / Slender
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: stay-at-home-witch (and freelance makeup artist)

Companies

  • M•A•C Cosmetics

    • Tampa, FL US
    • Freelance Makeup Artist
    Feb 2006 +

Schools

Interests

  • General

    fashion & beauty
    hair design
    makeup artistry
    geek culture
    paganism
    witchcraft
    religion & spirituality
    language & literature
    forensics
    psychology
    sexuality
    androgyny
    vampires
    tattoos & piercings
    celebrity gossip
    lolcats

  • Music

    david bowie
    tori amos
    the cure
    the violent femmes
    david cook
    jason mraz
    venus hum
    flight of the conchords
    the barenaked ladies
    sting
    prince
    elton john
    annie lennox
    cyndi lauper
    def leppard
    depeche mode

    and LOTS more...

    i listen to everything from classical to classic rock; punk to pop; hip-hop to showtunes; goth and industrial to boy-bands; r&b to folk; and everything between and beyond!

  • Movies

    check out my flixster profile.

    i tend to prefer fantasy, action, and comedy (like coffee and chocolate, the darker the better!). sci-fi and horror are good, too, but i have yet to find a scary movie that actually scares me. i enjoy dramas, indie films and documentaries, also, but when i watch movies, it's generally to escape reality, not wallow in it.

    oh, and i am a sucker for anything involving Tim Burton.

  • Television

    buffy the vampire slayer
    dexter
    house
    charmed
    rescue me
    boston legal
    psych
    monk
    las vegas
    reaper
    mythbusters
    the addams family
    frasier
    i love lucy
    bewitched
    diggnation


    and pretty much anything about forensics, serial killers, ghosts, wierd creatures, aliens, medical anomalies, and other freaks of nature

    tv is evil, i know. but i'm okay with that.

  • Books

    check out my shelfari profile.

    i LOVE to read. L.O.V.E. LOVE! i enjoy the process of reading so much that i can only think of 3 books that were so bad i couldn't finish them. as with pretty much every other form of entertainment, i enjoy and can appreciate just about any genre (except maybe romance novels). if i'm ever independently wealthy, i want to collect old books.

    my favorite contemporary author is John Irving. i actually respect Irving so much as a writer that despite my deep-rooted dislike of Charles Dickens, i plan to re-read some Dickens works simply because i found out that Irving is influenced by Dickens, with the hope that i'll have a different perspective this time. and that's saying a lot, because i really. hate. Dickens.

    margaret atwood is a literary goddess. stephen king is overrated.

    the Harry Potter series will forever hold a special place in my heart, too! i have a love-hate relationship with Anne Rice. i haven't jumped on the Twilight bandwagon yet, but i am getting there. i actually ENJOY shakespeare. Oscar Wilde, Geoffrey Chaucer, and Edgar Allen Poe are amazing.