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Dick Masterson

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  • Dick Masterson

  • 31 / Male
  • Hollywood, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/22/2009

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  • Status: Single
  • Height: 6' 0"
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Drink: Yes
  • Occupation: Full-Time Man

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  3. El Chauvinisto
  4. Blue Bayou (James)James Prudhomme

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  • vinyl teethArt Stuff

    Nov 24 2009 10:42 PM

    i wanna make a dick masterson painting, if i do will you post it on here?
  • vinyl teethArt Stuff

    Nov 24 2009 10:41 PM

    you fucking rule, keep it up!
  • Te Amo AlejandroLauren Baker

    Nov 16 2009 7:59 PM

    HEY!!! I fucking love you dick. My name is lauren i am 16 and you are proly the hottest man alive. I want you to fuck me sosoosososoosososo bad. And when i turn 18 we should fuck. hardcore anywhere you wat it. i want to be showed whats what by you.
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  • Aaron (something here?)Aaron Roderigues

    Oct 5 2009 6:26 PM

    I got your book about 2 days ago, and my lord I absolutely LOVE this book. (noting that I am only on pg. 50).
  • Sky

    Oct 4 2009 8:35 PM

    I was commenting to dad on how men are better than women at shutting the fuck up. Dad replied back..."the bible can back you up on that too son." I got to thinkin' maybe you really are the right nut of GOD. Any new "Dick In Your Ear" voicemails comin' up?
  • Big DaveBig Dave Big Dave

    Sep 30 2009 4:24 PM

    Dick, you're the man. I thought you would like to read one of my HAIKUs that I wrote for one of my hookers.

    Love making
    By Big Dave

    Roses are red and violets are blue
    Love making with you is a great experience, you gave me such pleasure
    No I’m fucking with you, it sucked.

  • joes a faggotBill Listerman

    Sep 27 2009 2:44 PM

    your the man woman are shitty the only good things they can do for me is look good sitting next to me and fucking them
  • Emily

    Sep 10 2009 1:55 AM

    Dick Masterson makes me giggle.
  • PINHEAD

    Aug 31 2009 7:13 PM

    Thanks / Obrigado
  • ApidaeEvolution Bee

    Jul 22 2009 7:11 AM

    You are my hero.
  • Paul

    Jul 7 2009 7:32 AM

    hey dick thanks for the add! you obviously heard about michael jackson yeah? s'all good if you weren't a fan of his but damn... talent like that from a man doesn't come very often...
  • SeanSean Lewandowski

    Jun 22 2009 8:58 AM

    Hey Dick...I sent a letter as well as Emails to Adam Carollas show...so we should know very soon if you'll be a guest...I Don't see why you wouldnt be.

    Peace Man,
    Sean
  • DavidDavid Foto

    Jun 9 2009 3:11 AM

    thanks for the add!
  • Blue Bayou (James)James Prudhomme

    May 15 2009 11:01 PM

    Coolest. Man. Ever.
  • Sky

    May 8 2009 10:03 PM

    Thanks for the add Dick....keep up the good work. From now on I'm an asshole to all chicks. I was blind once, and now I can see.
  • what you ma call it. . …

    May 6 2009 12:13 AM

    hey dick can you teach me how to be an asshole to girls
  • blipBlip ManPower

    May 3 2009 12:12 AM

    You are the fucking man.
  • Jane Doe

    May 1 2009 12:02 AM

    Thanks for the add!
  • childproofT V

    Apr 28 2009 6:43 PM

    tom leykis is the man! thanks, didn't know about him before.
    cheers, TV
  • Lady XX

    Apr 28 2009 2:37 AM

    Hey Dick! Just stopping by to show some love. :)

    Hope you have a good week! Any new voicemail updates on the site yet?
  • Fish SlayerJeff Perkins

    Mar 31 2009 7:51 PM

    Thanks for the add man!
  • DTIME(Revamped!!)

    Mar 25 2009 5:17 AM

    Even female chuavanist dont like femenist.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chauvinism
  • AlexAlex Wood

    Mar 17 2009 7:14 PM

    dude thanks for the add, i agree with you 100% man keep it up
  • b00sted Buick™

    Mar 2 2009 3:00 AM

    women are only good for 3 things...

    cooking

    cleaning

    and vaginas