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Machete Monks
Rock / Alternative / Garage

"Our balls...Your Chin"

Chicago, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  6/4/2008
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   Machete Monks: General Info
Member Since4/22/2005
Band Website
Band Members

Bass: EDDIE SULITA
Drums: JOHN MARSZALEK
Guitar: KEVIN RUBIN

Influences

At the Drive In
Bad Religion
BB King
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Black Sabbath
Blue Meanies
Blur
Bob Marley
The Bravery
Buddy Guy
Def Tones
The Doors
Charlie Hunter
The Cure
Face to Face
Grateful Dead
Herbie Hancock
Incubus
Jimi Hendrix
John McLaughlin
The Killers
Led Zeppelin
Mars Volta
Megadeth
Ministry
Morrissey
Muddy Waters
Pat Martino
The Philadelphia Experiment
Phish
Pink Floyd
Queens of the Stoneage
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Ray's Music Exchange
Refused
Rocket From the Crypt
Rush
The Smiths
The Specials
Sublime

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Sounds Like

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THE RUMBLE FACTOR THEORY
Spread the word that the Machete Monks are here... armed and dangerous!



"Once in great while, a band comes along that has the power to change the way we think about manic riff banging, psychotastic jams. In fact MM will give you a multiple rock-gasm so intense that it will leave you more soaking wet than a dozen trips down Disney's Splash Mountain during a tropical rain storm. So when they grab their instruments and start pounding on them, don't forget to hump along with the beat. Learn to love all over again."
FLABBY HOFFMAN


Record LabelInfernoMonkeyMusic
Type of LabelIndie




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   About Machete Monks


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Comprised of three individuals from different backrounds and musical preferences, the Machete Monks challenge audiences every show for open-minded receptiveness. Musically, Machete Monks stem from... well shit, every genre out there! No boundaries, we write what we feel. There should be something for everyone, Dead Head to Crack Head, we got you covered!!! If you didn't like the first song you heard... stick around, you'll like the next!

"Johnny Marz discovers the secret to masturbating without using his hands****Machete Eddie makes Teen Magazine's "Top 10 Who's Drunk In Streamwood" list coming in at 4****KT arrested for brutally assaulting a waiter and public exposure at the Old Country Buffet****Machete Monks looking for new singer****.

AS HEARD ON Q101 CHICAGO!

So yeah, we finally made it to radio. Thanks to all our fans out there that helped vote us in. We're officially on the roster, SOOOOOOOOOOOO your job as loyal fans, as we thank you, is to submit your playlists with one of ours songs. DO IT, everyone's doin' it. Just CLICK HERE to go to Q101 Chicago and on the left side click on "Submit a 'my shuffle'" and add Machete Monks - EVIL to your playlist. If you can't find us, you have an option to "WRITE-IN A SONG."
(NOTE: If you have a pop-up blocker it might not come up, so hold ctrl while you click and this should bypass your block)

BTW, Thanks to all our fans for all the support!!
PS. We LOVE reading your comments so keep em cuming! We do!


   Machete Monks's Friend Space (Top 16)
Machete Monks has 1762 friends.
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 chicagoCO-LAB MUSIC 


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 Ms. Judith 


 Corie 


 shawn 


 Joker12 


 Chris 


 Sarah Sparks 


 Rumbubber 


 The Moses Gun 


 Flabby Hoffman 


 The Real Jenna Haze 


 SykoRadio 





Machete Monks's Friends Comments
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Jun 27 2008 12:14 AM

hi, just leaving a simple hello...

-andrea
Jenny





Jun 11 2008 4:25 PM

Hey Machete Monks, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Jun 6 2008 10:52 AM

Hey Machete Monks, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Quin





May 24 2008 11:59 AM

Your band sucks....
Rumbubber





Apr 3 2008 2:17 PM

Its been 5 million years.
How are you boys?
Graphic Content





Mar 13 2008 9:58 PM

Thanks for the add:)



Sarah Sparks





Feb 17 2008 2:50 PM

QUESTION!! Would you guys be willing to play a show the weekend of May 15th? As for the day I'm not sure...its an idea thats up in the air
Sarah Sparks





Feb 13 2008 11:34 PM

Photobucket

xoxo
SarahSparks
Sarah Sparks





Jan 20 2008 7:22 PM

Alejandra's





Jan 1 2008 5:12 PM

Alejandra's





Jan 1 2008 5:12 PM

whta's up with you guys?
Ms. Judith





Jan 1 2008 8:58 AM

Susie





Dec 24 2007 11:34 PM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
The Moses Gun





Dec 17 2007 12:09 PM

I still believe in the Machete Monks.
Kevin





Dec 14 2007 7:43 PM

Best scene in movie history...
Sarah Sparks





Nov 20 2007 7:21 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Alejandra's





Nov 5 2007 5:23 PM

YOU BETTER BE DRESSED!!

Louie's got his Hugh Hefner gear ready to go!


Kevin





Nov 4 2007 4:38 PM

Sarah Sparks





Oct 31 2007 6:53 PM


Horror Pictures at satanspace.com
It's My Space, Not Yours





Oct 29 2007 7:00 AM

MyHotComments


hi there!
Sarah Sparks





Oct 24 2007 12:08 PM

More cowbell...my services are yours.
Sarah Sparks





Oct 18 2007 11:39 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

i got the poo on me!!
Corie





Oct 12 2007 7:30 AM

LMAO!!!! So, I'm soo intrigued... WHAT is the superman?!?!!

How are you guys doing?!? Miss you all!

Muah! xoxo. see you all soon!!

-Your favorite Blond
It's My Space, Not Yours





Oct 6 2007 1:29 AM

MyHotComments
lol, have an awesome weekend! from andrea
chicagoCO-LAB MUSIC





Oct 2 2007 9:16 AM

hay lovers, i'm waiting for you!
Corie





Aug 21 2007 12:13 PM

Yeah, no problem! You guys can use whatever picture of me that you want! I'd be honored!!! Muah! Love ya guys!
Corie





Aug 20 2007 3:36 PM

I'm glad you guys like the pictures. I was thinking only about you guys when I was taking them! ;)

See ya guys soon! Anything new with the band since I've been away?!?
Ms. Judith





Aug 13 2007 10:15 PM

i figured since you guys like thongs you'd enjoy it. I gave it to Shawn too.
Ms. Judith





Aug 13 2007 10:14 PM

Kevin





Aug 7 2007 10:41 AM

V e l l





Aug 6 2007 8:40 PM

abundant props and love, will check in soon
Nichole





Aug 1 2007 12:59 PM

no body asked you ice cream eating...mask wearing weirdos to comment on my tunes. besides...im waiting for a fresh monks song...that just calls to me
Corie





Aug 1 2007 10:45 AM

its great to be back! Muah!!! Soo... when's the next time we are all hanging out?!?

Love you guys!!!!

-CJ
Joker12





Aug 1 2007 10:43 AM

The new pic is by far the best ever!!! Somoething about John with no shirt, jeans on and a transformers head is hysterical with that pose!!!
Ms. Judith





Jul 29 2007 5:41 PM

Everything happens for a reason guys... Only good things to come from now on. I can feel it. I miss the good times! I still want to hand out and make Rice Krispies.
Brian





Jul 26 2007 11:15 AM

If you still need a singer, I can fuck shit up.
chicagoCO-LAB MUSIC





Jul 25 2007 2:21 PM

let's bbq
James K. (a.k.a. - McNasty)





Jul 21 2007 2:12 PM

you guys doing anything the 18th? Come see Rumbubber at the Arcada theater.

--James K
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