|The Shaman of Sexy®|
John Machurek
John Machurek If you close your eyes your life, a naked truth revealed Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed In the darkness, light will take you to the other side and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Male
23 years old
New Cizzle, Delaware
United States



Last Login: 1/4/2010
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    |The Shaman of Sexy®|'s Interests
GeneralI like sports, playing with my daughter, hanging out with my friends, watching movies, playing with my goddaughter, playing poker online and with friends, going out getting a brew at JB's and seeing the cover band I like What Mama Said. If you wanna know anything else just ask I am up for trying anything once
MusicI like old Punk, classic rock, & pretty much any kind of music. Some of my favorite bands are AC/DC (my favorite)
Dropkick Murphys(A close Second)
BigWig
Black Sabbath
Blink 182
Bruce Springsteen
Chuck Berry
The Clash
Coldplay
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Dead Kennedys
Dean Martin
The Donnas
Dr. Dre
Electric Light Orchestra
Eric Clapton
Fall Out Boy
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Frank Sinatra
George Thorogood
Gob
Iced Earth
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
John Mayer
Johnny Cash
Kool and the Gang
Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards
Limp Bizkit
Mando Diao
Maroon 5
Metallica
Motorhead
Nappy Roots
Nelly
Nirvana
The Offspring
Phil Collins
Powerman 5000
Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rolling Stones
Tony Bennett
Toby Keith
The Vandals
The Wallflowers
What Mama Said
Xzibit
MoviesMy favorite movies I can only break down to different genres Action-300, Alien vs Predator, Die Hard (I-IV), Enter the Dragon, Exit Wounds, Game of Death, Gladiator, Half Past Dead, Lethal Weapon (I-IV), Rambo, Scarface, Spiderman (I-III), The Punisher, Today You Die, The Hulk, Under Siege, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, V for Vendetta, X-Men

Comedy-Austin Powers (I-III), Analyze That, Analyze This, Cable Guy, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Meet the Fockers, Mean Girls, Meet the Parents, Old School, Orgazmo, Saving Silverman, SLC Punk!, Space Balls, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Strange Wilderness, Talladega Nights, Team America: World Police, The Wash, Wedding Crashers, Wild Hogs, Zoolander

Drama-A Few Good Men, American Pimp, Boondock Saints, Citizen Kane (Original), Dog Day Afternoon, Goodfellas, Iraq For Sale: The War Profiteers, On the Waterfront, Pulp Fiction, Rain Man, The Godfather I-III

Horror-1408, Carrie, Children of the Corn, Freddy vs Jason, Halloween I & II, It, Misery, Nightmare on Elm Street, Saw (I-IV), The Exorcist, The Fog (Original and New), The Omen, P2, The Ring, The Shining

Sci-Fi-Constintine, Donnie Darko, King Kong, Matrix (I-III), Star Wars, Terminator

Sports-Hoosiers, Major League I & II, Remember the Titans, Rocky, Slap Shot, The Natural
TelevisionMy favorite TV show is King of Queens.
Next of all I will watch any sports on TV.
2 Stupid Dogs
A Haunting
All in the Family
American Idol (1st two weeks)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Cheers
Cold Case Files
Deadliest Catch
DOG: The Bounty Hunter
Everybody Loves Raymond
Family Guy
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Happy Days
Home Improvement
I Love Lucy
Law and Order:SVU
Mike and Mike in the Morning
Mythbusters
Rock of Love: Charm School
Seinfeld
Southpark
Spongebob Squarepants
That 70's Show
The Andy Griffith Show
The George Lopez Show
The Jefferson's
The Pick Up Artist
WWE
People say when I grow up it I am gonna be like Doug from King of Queens.
BooksMy favorite book ever is Dante's Inferno
9/11 Committee Report
A Brief History in Time: From the Big Bang to Black Holes
Bird Watching : On Playing and Coaching the Game I Love
Catch 22
Faithful: Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Fans Chronicle the Historic 2004 Season
Foley is Good
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks
Independence Day
It
It's True! It's True!
Johnny Got His Gun
Macbeth
Mein Kampf
My Prison Without Bars
Napalm and Silly Putty
Perfect: The Inside Story of Baseball's Sixteen Perfect Games
Romeo and Juliet
Shadows of the Empire
The Assault on Reason
The Black Flag of Anarchy
The Green Mile
The Outsiders
The Rock Says...
The Stark Truth: The Most Overrated and Underrated Players in Baseball History
The Godfather
Why My Wife Thinks I'm An Idiot
HeroesOf course my parents I just don't know how they can do it. It amazes me how they have been able to manage the bills and everything and keep a roof over my head.
Also, probably John Sadak he has kinda become a mentor to me. Gave me a chance to do something I love very much sportscasting. He gave me a little taste of the business, he is always there to give me advice. In the sportscasting business I want to be able to do many different things just like him. He to me honestly is one of the best play-by-play men I listen to on radio.
If I had to choose someone else I would goto sports and say Larry Bird, that man never gave up and you tell by some of the clutch plays he made when it looked like the game was over he doesn't get the name Larry Legend for nothing.

     |The Shaman of Sexy®|'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New Castle, Delaware
Body type:5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Roadie/NHL Goaltender

   |The Shaman of Sexy®|'s Schools
Delaware Tech And Community College
Wilmington,Delaware
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: none
Major: Mathematics Secondary Education
 

2005 to 2006
William Penn High School
New Castle,Delaware
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Tennis, School Newspaper
 

2001 to 2005

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K-Mart
Bear, DE US
Cashier
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   |The Shaman of Sexy®|'s Blurbs
About me:
Well about me I like sports very much. I want to get into coaching or becoming a play-by-play man on radio or PA announcer. Hockey is my favorite sport followed by football.

NFL-Dallas Cowboys and the Cleveland Browns.

MLB-Cleveland Indians and the Philadelphia Phillies.

NHL-Philadelphia Flyers and the Colorado Avalanche.

NBA-Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks.

NASCAR-Tony Stewart and Kevin Harvick

MLS-Columbus Crew

AFL-Dallas Desperados

College Football-THE Ohio State Buckeyes, Tennessee Volunteers...and of course the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens.

College Basketball-I like the Duke Blue Devils, Ohio State Buckeyes, and the Gonzaga Bulldogs and of course once again the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens.

College Hockey-Ohio State Buckeyes and Boston University Bulldogs

College Baseball-Long Beach State Dirtbags

European Football-Manchester United Red Devils and FC Bayern München Die Roten

Tennis-Andy Roddick and Roger Federer

Golf-Vijay Sighn and John Daly

I consider myself a pretty funny guy and I am very sarcastic. If you want to know anything else just ask me, I am not offended very easily. Oh and if u want to contact me on AIM my screen name is TheCoach1331


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LULZ I laughed so much I cried

Who I'd like to meet:
At the top of my list: AC/DC, Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Andy Roddick, Andy Samberg, Angus Young, Bill Clement, Bill Parcels, Bill Russel, Bob Cousey, Braydon Coburn, Brett Farve, Brian Cuban, Brian Johnson, Brian McBride, Chadwick Pennington, Chase Utley, Claude Giroux, Daniel Briere, Dirk Nowitzki, Dropkick Murphys, Elizabeth Hurley, Emmitt Smith, Eric Mang(enius)ini, Gary Neville, Jason Kidd, Jason Reso (Christian), Jeff Carter, Jennie Finch, Jim Jackson, Jim Thome, Jim Tressel, Joe Sakic, John Madden, John McCain, John Stockton, Jonah Hill, Karl Malone, Keith Jackson, Keith Jones, Kevin Garnett, Kevin James, Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, Leah Remini, Larry Bird, Maria Sharapova, Mariah Carey, Mark Calloway (The Undertaker), Mark Cuban, Martin Biron, Michael Ballack, Mike Ditka, Mike Eruzione, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, Mike Richards, Oliver Kahn, Patrick Roy, Paul Pierce, Peyton Manning, Rachel McAdams, Ric Flair, Riley Cote, RJ Umberger, Roger Federer, Roger Clemens, Rush Limbaugh, Ryan Howard, Sidney Crosby, Scott Hall, Scott Hartnell, Stacy Keibler, Tom Hamilton, Tommy Smyth, Toni Kukoc, Tony Romo, Tony Stewart, Travis Hafner, Troy Aikman, Vince Vaugh, Will Ferrell, & Woody Paige.


People who are dead I would say Attila the Hun, Babe Ruth, Bernie Mac, Bon Scott, Chris Farley, Dick Schapp, Frank Sinatra, Franklin Roosevelt, George Carlin, Harry Kalas, Jacques Plante, Johnny Cash, Johnny Unitas, Julius Caesar, Marlon Brando, Mickey Mantle, Red Auerbach, Reggie White, Robert E. Lee, Satchel Paige, Steve Irwin, Ted Williams, Tom Landry and Woody Hayes.



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Miguel R. Paula, IV



Jan 6 2010 2:50 AM

Just got back yesterday but doing good other than all the usual annoying hospital shit.
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Dec 17 2009 9:37 PM

Not gonna be able to make it to WMS' party on Friday dude but I'll try to have Assassin's Creed 2 to you by next week.
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Oct 22 2009 11:33 PM

Why is everyone afraid of clowns? lol
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Oct 21 2009 9:40 PM

Oh yeah thats good. Im waiting for The Exorcist to come on. Thats the only movie to still scare the balls off of me.
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Oct 21 2009 3:15 PM

Haha dude I was just going to comment you. Nothing much here man what about you? You watch any of them horror flix on demand?
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Sep 19 2009 3:31 AM

Haha yeah bad timing lol
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Sep 19 2009 3:13 AM

Haha screw it, man. You have an excuse to be lazy. Take it lol
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Sep 18 2009 3:57 PM

Thats right. I remeber you saying that. Good to know it went well.
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Sep 18 2009 4:01 AM

shit dude. didn't know you had surgery. it went well I take it lol
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Sep 18 2009 3:39 AM

And the just added Brainscan. I love that movie.
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Sep 17 2009 8:31 PM

You need to its good
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Sep 17 2009 8:06 PM

Yo dude, watch Night Of The Demons on fearnet. Creeped me out lol
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Sep 8 2009 4:24 PM

U watch Raw?
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Sep 7 2009 6:44 PM

oh shit what hppnd? mine was good. Saw Final Destination and it blew and caught up on some sleep.
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Sep 7 2009 3:09 AM

500 moments?!
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Sep 7 2009 12:38 AM

Yeah I used to play story but now I just use cheat codes cause its been hella lame hahaha
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Sep 6 2009 5:44 AM

haha yeah I can't wait for edge to come back,man.
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Sep 5 2009 10:23 PM

haha damn dude that was some entertainment. they were like 20 mins each LOL
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Sep 5 2009 12:08 AM

haha hey a mexican dude is dying and tells his wife his dying wish is to be cremated and put in his her burrito and she said why and he said so i can tear that ass up one last time lol
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Sep 4 2009 10:59 PM

Either way aint no biggie lol
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Sep 4 2009 4:48 PM

Sounds fun man. maybe get some food and chill lol
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Sep 4 2009 4:03 AM

Yeah lets plan on it and hope all plays out dude. be fun as hell lol what do yall usually do?
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Sep 4 2009 2:49 AM

Nice, man. Good for you. Do you know when the ppv is? Id like to try and make it.
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Sep 4 2009 1:09 AM

Lol so hows ur week going?
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