Alfred E. Neuman

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  • Alfred E. Neuman

  • 54 / Male
  • Ny, NEW YORK, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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  • General

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  • Music

    Rutles, Jethro's toe, Steely Span, Stone Temple Co-pilots, Rolling Stonies, Blood Sweat and Beers, Dean Martini Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t">Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket..Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
  • Movies

    It's a Mad Mad Mad World, Mad Max, Up The Academy GhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t">Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting.. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
  • Television

    Mad TV,Mad About You Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
  • Books

    Mad Magazine Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket So forget Plato, forget Shakespeare, forget Whitman -- just like you used to forget them during exams! Just remember Neuman! He's got a philosophy even you can live by! The creme de la creme d'Alfredo -- The best quotes from forty glorious years of MAD magazine's Alfred E. Neuman "Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing!" "A wedding ring is like a tourniquet -- it cuts off your circulation!" "A lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief!" "It's astonishing how politicians never say anything, yet always insist they're being misquoted!" Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photobucket Alfred wants to save the environment. Go GREEN! Ehhh?
  • Heroes

    Kelly Freas,Harvey Kurtzman,Bill Gaines,Jack Davis,Mort Drucker,Don Martin,Fester Bestertester, Karbuncle,Sergio Aragones,Al Jaffee,Charlie Kadau,Dave Berg, Plato? Ick! Shakespeare? Ecch!! Walt Whitman? Feh!!! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket Photobucket

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Drink: No
  • Occupation: Cover boy

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About me:

Some of my favorite quotes: "Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!" "Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!" "Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!" "Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!" "Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!" "In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!" "Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!" "If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!" "A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!" "The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!" "Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!" "How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?" "It takes one to know one -- and vice versa!" "Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!" "Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!" "A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!" "How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?" "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" "You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" "Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!" "The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!" "A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!" Photobucket

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