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ling "Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business." Tom Robbins

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San Antonio, Texas
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    ling — увлечения
Общиеreading, rollercoasters, munchkin marathons, being outside, swimming, finding new music, guitar players, artists, i'm fascinated with the bizarre, my niece and nephew, constantly learning new things, and i like animals more than people... Vitalic "Birds"
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
Музыкаheavyweight by infected mushroom...one of my favorite songs EVER...and it sounds like sex...really... the mission by puscifer....maynard is das sexy. eskimo by damien rice seahorse by devendra banhart (my newest obsession) rubber johnny! one of the strangest videos ever made...music by aphex twin nine inch nails closer starring spock and kirk one by that 1 guy sun showers by busdriver gogol bordello 16 military wives by the decemberists snake river conspiracy covering love song by the cure. handsome boy modeling school featuring cat power handsome boy modeling school featuring john oates (yes...from hall and oates. shut it...its a great song) lemon jelly - nice weather for ducks windowlicker by aphex twin animal collective - fireworks
Фильмыscience of sleep, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, anything done by the coen brothers, anything monty python, labyrinth, legend, neverending story, pan's labyrinth, boondock saints, american psycho, rules of attraction, anything john waters, princess bride
ТВcartoons, cartoons, cartoons. nothing more to say about that exept my newfound addiction to six feet under. but i rarely watch tv...i get a headache from it, and feel sluggish. what a great word...SLUGGISH. did you know i have a new boyfriend? he's sluggish. hey that is a great sluggish shirt you have on today. your face looks sluggish.
Книгиanything and everything by: tom robbins, terry pratchett, neil gaiman, laurell k. hamilton, harlan ellison, tim dorsey, christopher moore, george r.r. martin i will read damn near anything handed to me...compulsive reader i am...reading necroscope series by brian lumley right now and am pretty pleased with it.
Кумиры“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” - Jack Kerouac
Группы: S.P.A.N.K.H.A.R.E.Those awesome people named Lynley.Ordo Templi Orientis

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     ling — сведения
Статус:Без постоянного партнера
Здесь для:Друзей
Ориентация:Гетеросексуал
Родной город:hell (aka camden, ar)
Телосложение:274cm / Бодибилдер
Расовая принадлежность:Европеец(ка)
Вероисповедание:Другое
Знак Зодиака:Близнецы
Курение/алкоголь:Нет / Да
Дети:Не хочу детей
Образование:Неоконченное высшее
Профессия:public embarassment
Доход:$5000-$7500

   ling.
Camden Fairview High School
Camden,Arkansas
Закончил: 1995
Статус студента: Выпускник
Ученая степень: High School Diploma
 

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   ling — инфо
О себе:

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i find farts incredibly funny.... farting preacher
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Add to My Profile | More Videos i would love to get my navel sewn shut so it would be impossible to poke me in it. want to get the stinkeye? fuck with my navel. i love the smell of new shower curtains, have broken up with someone for being a moron, took dance for what seems like forever (16 years to be exact). i love my dogs, try to go swimming every chance i get, always have at least two books i am in the process of reading, and have recently started raving again. i have a deep love for anything that has to do with monty python's flying circus. i don't like getting flowers as a gift b/c it makes me wonder what they feel sorry about doing. tom robbins is one of my favorite people ever. if you are not familiar with his books, stop staring at the computer screen and go find one of his books and devour it immediately. you will thank me when you are finished.
You Should Be A Gemini
What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos
Which Tarot Card Are You?

THE SUNBrilliant. Radiant. Sparkling. So many of our words reflect (!) the power and glory of light. When we turn on the light in a room, we illuminate it so that all the dark corners are visible. When we turn on the light in our minds, we are enlightened. We see clearly and understand the truth. Both within and without, the energy of light expands our limits and makes us shine. Throughout history, people have honored the Sun as the source of light and warmth. In the myths of many cultures, the Sun is a prominent god - full of vigor and courage. He is the vital energy center that makes life on earth possible. In the tarot the Sun also symbolizes vitality and splendor. The Sun is definitely not a meek and retiring card. In readings, you will understand Card 19 if you imagine yourself to be a Sun God. How do you think and feel? You have total confidence in yourself. You are not cocky, but profoundly sure of your power. You have unlimited energy and glow with health. You have a greatness about you and stand out brilliantly. Finally, you see and understand all that is happening within your sphere. When you see this card, know that you will be successful at all you undertake. Now is the time to let your light shine.
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Adrian

Adrian Sipe



28 авг 2009 15:39

I was suffering from insomnia so I rummaged thru my mp3's and hunted down the videos. Go more to add...lol
Adrian

Adrian Sipe



28 авг 2009 04:28

HAHA... Creepy....


Liman Thursday

Liman Thursday



26 авг 2009 07:27

it's ok.  it snuck up on me too.  have a good one, chica!
Joel

Joel



30 июл 2009 22:53

just wanted to say ty for everything and i hope all is well in your world
Cutting Board

Cutting Board



26 июл 2009 19:05

"I am testicles! God of rash covered scrotums! Stare deep into the stinking abyss of my individually wrapped slices! Holy wax! Check out my armpits!"
Mojo Papa

Mojo Papa



19 июн 2009 00:06

happy late b-day purple donkey.

did you find the calling card i left when i came by your house in late may?
Joel

Joel



12 июн 2009 07:19

HAPPY B-DAY!!!!
Joel

Joel



18 май 2009 10:23

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16 май 2009 16:47

You found me...your page makes me laugh, in a good way of course! I to am a bookworm. Have you read much of David Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs? They are both favorites of mine, and I think you would enjoy them. See you next week chick;)
jabobrich

jabobrich



15 май 2009 04:44

what kind of fucked up shit are you sending me jesus christ i don't think i will ever be able to get up again unless i go watch world of warcraft porn
jabobrich

jabobrich



12 май 2009 20:13

jabobrich

jabobrich



7 май 2009 05:24

i see you are online i am online too so i just wanted to say fuck you
Lady B

Brittany Shreve



28 апр 2009 22:08

WOO! Go Ling!
I's happy for you.
Chrisa

Chrisa



24 апр 2009 18:08

Lady B

Brittany Shreve



24 мар 2009 23:02

I had a fun time last nighT! I want to see some of the photos of david!
Mojo Papa

Mojo Papa



5 мар 2009 20:16

Hey retarded child, what are you and yr man man doing this weekend? I am gonna be in town and would like to come pee on your furniture.
Chrisa

Chrisa



15 фев 2009 22:16

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Joel

Joel



23 янв 2009 20:32

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jabobrich

jabobrich



15 ноя 2008 06:37

this is fucking amazing

Just An-G, please...

An-G G



28 сен 2008 01:23

Hiya! Hope you are doing wunnerfully!!
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BrandonEden.Com



25 сен 2008 23:09

You have lots of fun stuff on your page LingLing.
I miss you!!! We never hang out anymore. That is wrong. That is a sin. That is bad! That is a bad, wrong sin!!!
Give me a call and we will come over, or you can come over, and we will watch a movie together. O, and I found your Mars Volta CD...finally!
Mojo Papa

Mojo Papa



25 сен 2008 16:49

buttchoad
jabobrich

jabobrich



5 сен 2008 03:27

ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONES YOU LAZY FUCKERS!!!!!
BrandonEden.Com

BrandonEden.Com



3 сен 2008 17:48

Worship the Goat!

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

Oh, and I miss you LingLing. We need to hang out again soon, so stop working so much.
Gah! You're so damned responsible and shit!
Chrisa

Chrisa



27 авг 2008 17:44

Hola, chica! I have nothing funny or clever to add, but HUGS, BITCH.
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