Fun, computers, Apple computers, Apple Campus Rep, cars, BMWs, Howard Stern, my girlfriend, pit-bulls, dogs, intelligence, screwing around, joking, working, dumpster diving, all kinds of crap!
Music
Just about everything depending on when and where.
Movies
Almost anything that doesn't star that blonde girl from the Legally Blonde movies.
Television
Mythbusters, Howard Stern, American Idol, Dirty Jobs, Discovery Channel, TLC, Top Gear.
Books
Yeah, I've read a couple of those. "Marley and Me" made me cry.
Heroes
Superman, Batman, Underdog, Howard Stern, The Flash.
I'm a laid back person who likes to joke around and be unproductive. I found a place finally that I'm settling in to. I go to UCF and I'm studying marketing.
I'm an Apple Campus Rep at UCF and part of my job is talking up Apple computers, services, and setting people up with stuff that's going to make their lives easier and more enjoyable. It's not hard when you've got products that are some of the best stuff on the market!
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
I listed you as a reference for a recruiting job that I'm interviewing for here in Omaha. When they call, Please don't tell them I owe you money.... Again..
If you screw this up, ..Basically.. I'll have no choice but to use Hector as a co-worker reference from Anna's massage parlor.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY
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A TEACHER TELLS HER 4 TH GRADE STUDENTS.
"HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT STUTTER", SHE SAYS.
A LITTLE GIRL RAISES HER HAND. "I HAD A KITTY CAT WHO STUTTERED", SHE VOLUNTEERED.
THE TEACHER, KNOWING HOW PRECIOUS SOME OF THESE STORIES COULD BECOME, ASKED THE GIRL TO DESCRIBE THE INCIDENT.
"WELL", SHE BEGAN, "I WAS IN THE BACK YARD WITH MY KITTY AND A HUGE ROTTWEILER WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR GOT A RUNNING START AND BEFORE WE KNEW IT, HE JUMPED OVER THE FENCE INTO OUR YARD!
"THAT MUST'VE BEEN SCARY", SAID THE TEACHER.
"IT SURE WAS", SAID THE LITTLE GIRL. "MY KITTY WENT "FFFFF, FFFFF, FFFFF"...
AND BEFORE HE COULD SAY "FUCK," THE ROTTWEILER ATE HIM!
'hey man, i know you dont have an engine in your car...and you are driving a POS El Camino that needs work too...and you are paying off debt...and you just moved, which costs money, but do you WANNA BUY ANOTHER FUCKING COMPUTER???"
