One day Rish was walking down Locust when he came upon a starving North Korean hobo.
"What is your name?" asked Rish, smiling serenely.
"Justin" came the hesitant reply "I'm hungry"
Rish pulled out his magic regenerating meatball sandwich and handed it to to the hobo. For this act of mercy, Justin swore a Wookie life debt to Rish, and began to follow him, strumming his ukulele, in Rish's praise. Further down, the two came upon a gibbering wreck who took after the south park character Timmy and could only say his own name.
"Who are you" asked Rish.
"Mark! Ma-ma-ma-Mark!" came the reply.
"Ok then...I'll be going now" said Rish, quietly preplexed. But he took pity and allowed Mark to follow doggedly at his heels.
A little further down the road, and our heroes came upon another astonishing sight. There lay Neeraj trying to tempt a mole from it's burrow with a handful of peanuts; club in hand, ready to clobber the blind animal.
"Why are you lying there? Why don't you just reach in?" asked rish.
Amazed at his own stpidity, Neeraj reached into the burrow and proceeded to clobber and skin the mole. Neeraj too began to follow Rish, seeing that the man was indeed wise.
At the button the unruly trio was confronted by the burly Mike.
"None shall pass" said Mike in a solemn tone.
"I have no quarrel with you sir Knight.." said Rish, experiencing some deja vu at this point "Wait--why are we doing the Black Knight scene from The Holy Grail!?!" There Rish was illuminated by the ultimate truth of the universe, and proposed to start a band to spread the word a bit. The rest, as they say, is history
