I don't know what happens before 10am.
Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
The only way you will find me up at that time is if I did not sleep the night before, if that is the case please feel free to take me out for breakfast. I love bacon.
I guess one day, when I don't sleep, I should go out and find out what people actually do at those godforsaken early hours and make fun of them for doing it so early.

Seriously though, bacon is the best thing ever.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!
Mmmm, fuckin' yum!