Mad Monkey

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  • DAvid REnde

  • 34 / Male
  • controlled remotly from a secret location in, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 12/26/2009

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About me:

** F R E E L A N C E **........... SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP ARTIST......Art Director ...... Prototype / Prop Fabricator ...... 11 years in the film industry ....... "I CAN BUILD YOU EVERY TOY THAT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE"

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:David Charles Rende, "Monkey, Monk,
Birthday:October 05 1975 so.... Rabbit/libra
Birthplace:Chicago baby!
Current Location:standing behind you with a butcher knife
Eye Color:Bloodshot
Hair Color:Walnut
Height:6feet
Right Handed or Left Handed:Smoke with my left, Drink with my right, shoot with bolth.
Your Heritage:half Japanese, half Anglo, = All Chicago
The Shoes You Wore Today:steel toed 21 hole combats
Your Weakness:good company and good times + Fresh greens
Your Fears:Zelots!, politicians, and human idiocy
Your Perfect Pizza:only Chicago style , sausage and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Still training to focus my chi into a death ray
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:brb
Thoughts First Waking Up:where did i leave my smokes and pants?
Your Best Physical Feature:i'm fuckin hot, fuckin weird, and fuckin love my work!
Your Bedtime:whenever i run out of caffine or things to do
Your Most Missed Memory:i totaly forgot that one
Pepsi or Coke:COKE , nothing beats the taste of sanctioned water rights
MacDonalds or Burger King:NEVER, I can work a kitchen
Single or Group Dates:how sturdy is the bed in question?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:c'mon is tea that nessisary that we have to prepackage it and reduce it to a powder?
Chocolate or Vanilla:the bolth have their virtues, I dont eat Ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffie iced and strong enough to peel paint
Do you Smoke:only between ciggaretts
Do you Swear:colorfuly and descriptivly
Do you Sing:only to my pets and dead friends ghosts
Do you Shower Daily:sometimes more sometimes less
Have you Been in Love:I am an artist i am ALWAYS in love
Do you want to go to College:sure but only to recreate old school
Do you want to get Married:not to anyone i've dated so far
Do you belive in yourself:hard not to when I'm all I got
Do you get Motion Sickness:only if i try n read a book
Do you think you are Attractive:sure I have my own bizzare charm
Are you a Health Freak:I'm a good food freak, and thats where it ends
Do you get along with your Parents:surprisingly well lately, waiting on other shoe
Do you like Thunderstorms:love them, love them, love them!
Do you play an Instrument:Trumpett but i havent picked it up in a decade
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes and i didnt even spew
In the past month have you Smoked:only between joints
In the past month have you been on Drugs:what ass hole thought this question up?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes and to those lovely gals.......:::::SMOOTCH!:::::...!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:I avoid commerce outposts, I'm alergic to rampant consumerism
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:never touch em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes and she said she had a wonderfull time!
In the past month have you been on Stage:only to install the secret stuff
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope, And no one needed to be dumped either
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no and its a damn shame
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:just hearts and investors
Ever been Drunk:I've been so drunk i woke up blond
Ever been called a Tease:Yea but I dont tease if I dont intend to give
Ever been Beaten up:yes its almost as much fun as beating someone up and more fun than watching
Ever Shoplifted:not since i could be prosicuted as an adult ;)
How do you want to Die:GLORIOUSLY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Young at Heart, wiser,stronger,craftyer,
What country would you most like to Visit:Asia
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:the non lying kind
Favourite Hair Color:Odd
Short or Long Hair:a pony tail to grab is just as hot as short n punky
Height:I ain't intimidated by spinners or leggy dames
Weight:slim to thick as long as you can work it
Best Clothing Style:ones that express You not your brand afiliation
Number of Drugs I have taken:420
Number of CDs I own:its all data now who lugs around cd's?
Number of Piercings:2
Number of Tattoos:one for god and one for the devil and two on my head to keep me on my path
Number of things in my Past I Regret:THE POINT IS NOT TO REGRET BUT TO LEARN RESOLVE AND COMPENSATE

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  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Chicago IL
  • Height: 6' 0"
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Occupation: Special Fx makeup, Art direction, artist

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Displaying 25 of 651 comments
  • Dec 25 2009 6:54 AM

    Totally missing your mad back cracking skills right about now
  • Dec 5 2009 5:26 AM

    Single or Group Dates: how sturdy is the bed in question? - LMFAO, you do have a tendency to break beds
  • Oct 23 2009 12:06 AM

    This weekend! At the stroke of MIDNITE - Different show each night! It's dark, ethereal, fleshy, vampy, theatrical... it's GRIM BURLESQUE! Promises to get your soul's heart throbbing to the spirit of Halloween. Be serenaded through our horror-themed tour of gothic erotica!

    1901 W. Belmont (entrance on Wolcott) $10 special admission price when you mention “I’m a sexy bitch” at the door! BYOB – 18+ Awesome line-up that keeps growing – spread the love!
  • Oct 8 2009 2:39 AM

    Hey there...just stoppin' by...showin' some love.
    Hope all is well. Have a fantastic day.
    Peace!
  • Oct 7 2009 4:53 AM

    Indianapolis's very own Random Productions presents
    "HOCICO IN CHICAGO"
    An EIGHT HOUR/TWO VENUE Ride
    into the best of industrial and ebm music being produced today.
    Not just a concert, but an EVENT.
    IT BEGINS: 10.07.09

    @ The Abbey Pub
    3420 W Grace St
    Chicago, IL 60618-4215
    THE LIVE BANDS AND DJS:

    * HOCICO (Germany and Mexico),
    * CAUSTIC (Madison, WI), and
    * CRITICAL SYSTEM ERROR (Chicago, IL),
    * DJ Sprite (Kinetic Chicago) and
    * DJ Rony (Random Indianapolis)

    doors 8PM and show at 9PM
    18+ show, 21+ to drink
    $18 in advance, $23 day of show
    Buy Tickets!
    THE VENDORS:

    * We are having unique vendors from around the country @ Hocico in Chicago:
    * CRYOFLESH (cyberwear, gas masks, goggles, industrial boots and more),
    * FLUX CRISISWEAR (cyberwear handcrafted in Chicago),
    * HARD-WEAR (heavy duty industrial proof fetish wear), and
    * NOCTURNAL DOMINION (maks, gas masks, and fetish attire)

    THE AFTERPARTY:

    * FREE Afterparty @ Neo
    * 2350 N. Clark Street
    * 12AM to 4AM
    * DJS COPPER TOP (Random, Indianapolis),
    * DAVE VENDETTA (Vendetta, Denver),
    * DJ $#?@! (Dark Sounds, Chicago),
    * JEFF MOYER (Neo, Chicago)
    * 21+ only
  • Oct 6 2009 4:51 AM

    Happy bday bro!
  • Oct 6 2009 4:51 AM

    Happy birthday Monkey man! :) Come visit sometime soon. Meg and I miss you! :^D
  • Oct 6 2009 4:51 AM

    Have a Happy B-Day sweets!
  • Oct 6 2009 4:51 AM

    Happy Birthday Monkey
  • Sep 26 2009 12:52 AM

    hello Cuz!
    Going to be in the city tomorrow
    Abbey Pub
    give me a call if youre going to be around
    ttyl
    chris!
  • Sep 25 2009 4:15 AM

    Hi sweetie!

    We are going to be in tomorrow for the show and then we have a Michigan show on Saturday. I actually just found out that the venue is located in Aurora so I guess not really Chicago! Waah! I want to see the windy city!!!!

    How is everything in your wonderful world?
  • Sep 3 2009 7:09 AM

    ahhh...very nice :) they look great! i imagine the details won't be as noticeable from a theatre audience :)
  • Sep 1 2009 7:31 PM

    Thanks for adding me! I LOVE your work! I must admit till I meet you, I thought I had the best job in the world!!! But now I see you have me beat hands down!!!
    Have a great weekend! =;-)
  • Aug 18 2009 2:13 AM

    there is no way i would be able to make it then... i work every weekend :( but that doesn't mean that you can't get into the chain mail... the belly chain would be hott :)
  • Aug 18 2009 2:13 AM

    yeah he did He thought it was a lot of fun :)
  • Aug 14 2009 8:45 PM

    fair was fun :) it was good seeing you
  • Aug 14 2009 6:21 PM

    whens fair? i might be able to make an appearance :)
  • Jun 24 2009 8:04 PM

    check out the pics I put up of my artwork....... there is Giger all throughout them but they are freehand original tattoos
  • Jun 10 2009 4:26 AM

    Cant wait 2 c u! Less than a week! Till then...smootches!
  • May 13 2009 5:15 AM

    hey baby missed you how is shooting going?
  • May 28 2009 11:01 AM

    A few more weeks!? Where are you going? And yes, I would love to collaborate on something.
  • May 17 2009 11:48 PM

    hey you =))) just passing by showing some love...muah

    miss ya

    xoxo
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    May 1 2009 6:24 PM

    Hello Mr. Rende;) I'm back online and have a new blog- check it out!
  • Apr 27 2009 2:53 PM

    That photo has always cracked me up. How are you darling Dave? =)
  • Apr 16 2009 5:15 AM

    missin ya lots! cant wait till your my way again!