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About me:

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If you want to add me as a friend, here's a general disclaimer: I won't just add you unless you are really cool. So fucking cool that my eyes bleed, erupting mucusy sanguine liquid all over my computer monitor. At least fucking message me. I don't like people enough as is. And don't just put "you're cool" cause that ain't gonna cut it. Tell me it's because my cock is ginormous, or because you love LSD and I remind you of the time your entire arm broke out in sores one second then went away the next, etc. That would make my day. If you don't like any of this... I think we know what you can go do, even if it is anatomically impossible.








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I've been reading some other stories of people having problems with it, so let me know if gets wonky. I value many things in life: Family, Friends, Booze, Literature, Ideas, and Fresh Smokes. Everything else that happens to come along the path... well, I suppose those are just the perks of being alive.

Oh, and coffee... gotta have my coffee. Meet Juan, my drug dealer:



None of that starbucks bullshit, either. That's not coffee, that's caffeine for yuppies. Fuck yuppies.

I'm intensely interested by politics, philosophy, religions, and man's (not just American) culture: music, art, theatre, literature, movies, comic books, etc. There are too many interesting things out there to like just one group, culture, study, genre, thing, woman, etc.
Other important things about me:

In general, I'm not a big fan of people. Actually, I dislike most people. I try my hardest not to be selective with my hate, though. It's similar to easy spread... one little tub goes a long way. There's enough for everyone to get some.

I drink beer, the cheapest wine possible (aka Carlo Rossi: Sangria in a gallon jug for $10), whiskey, Guiness, sometimes Rum when I'm in a piratey mood... Ar. I also read, write, watch westerns, and walk around in a wife-beater when I'm at home.

I have a creepy man crush on Al Pacino. I want to have 10 zillion of his babies. It's probably because he's short and must have balls so big you could go bowling with 'em.



Devil's Advocate... God I hate lawyers... Satan, though? Eh... not so bad.

Who I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... Whom I would like to meet, eh?

People who honestly give a shit.


Cystic Fibrosis. You're a dirty bastard if you don't donate.

Other than that?

No one in particular. God probably doesn't exist, so I can rule out him... Jesus is still sitting in a tomb somewhere... Nope, ya got me. Nobody. Well, except maybe this guy:



"I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man."


-Bill Motherfuckin' Hicks-
December 16, 1961 - February 26, 1994

But only because he's a genius, a paragon of comedic talent, a prophet from the age of enlightenment sent here to spread bliss, spiritual awareness, and expansion of consciousness to all by attacking everyone who drags down this great experiment named humanity. We're all just energy slowed to the same vibratory rate, the imagination of ourselves perceiving god perceiving us.

Squeegee your third-eye my fellow viruses with shoes, because if we don't open ourselves to the world around us we're all in for one goddamned bumpy ride!

-R. I. P. Billy Boy-....

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Grapevine, Texas
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Sell out... gotsta pay the bills somehow...
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Companies

  • Wholefoods

    • Dallas, US

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