About me: Don't just believe what I say. Read what friends and enemies think of me.
- "It's great you keep your profile updated", Sinan 3/8/2006
- "hey ... where have you been?", *GLITSSY* 3/15/2006
- "don't ever call me again", Yesim
- "Whats up you son of a bitch!!!! Just took a crap and was thinking of you.", Pablo 4/23/2006
- "Have you ever been on time?", any boss I've had
- "What's up Koke? Still sleeping on you office desk?", Troy T2 7/5/2006
- "Why don't you ever call me?", anonymous
- "Koke, you're such an asshole!", anonymous
- "How many drinks have you had tonight?", LAPD
- "You have so much talent, why don't you do something with your life?", parents and friends
- "You useless mofo, get a life", parens and friends
- "Hmm, I like red too...", cashier chick
- "My stinky Turk", April
- "Dengesiz (Unbalanced/precarious/unsteady)", Yeliz
Who I'd like to meet: Atheists, nontheists, nihilists, artists, photographers, models, and generally most people who think they don't belong in Turkey. I'd like to meet someone original, who doesn't think writing a poem is good enough for their profile.
i dreamed about you..we were at tucks. then went to watch movies in your bed. seems like only yesterday we were running amok causing debauchery... i miss you, my turk.
Just tried to call you to wish you a Happy Birthday but you were probably off somewhere having somebody lick your nuts. Anyway thanks for saving me $5.00!