Interesting Things. Like Cosmic Riddles and Lovecraftian Space Vaginas. And Reptilian Eggs that hatch and reveal babies with green eyes that spit acid and call me "Chico". Those are the BEST. I'm interested in new flavors of tasteless pop culture madness. I'm interested in zombies and comic books and the conspiratorial connection between them. I'm interested in dividing and multiplying myself. I'm interested in giant reptiles dressed up like Batboys who are influencing the entire political spectrum of the UN to disgrace George Bush cause he's in-fact Eddie Murphy from the GOLDEN CHILD. And he's protecting Tibetan children from SATAN! Do you remember that movie? If you do, you must FRIEND ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. DO IT. YOU MUST!!! We have much to discuss you and I. Billy Zane is also interesting. He has a robot living inside of his head. And it screams at night saying things like "Fishguts and Boneless Turds of Oblivion!!!" Billy Zane also starred in INVINCIBLE. The greatest movie ever made by Jet Li and Mel Gibson. I also like new things and strange things and weird things and changing things and growing things. Oh yes. Growth and change and subversion. It's all one big tapestry of newness. And I must embrace it. I MUST EMBRACE THE NEW!!! Long Live the New Flesh. Same as the old Flesh. Only slightly more....WIGGLY.
Music
DOA. Nomeansno. Autechre. Thine Eyes Bleed. Gwar. Black Eyed Peas. Samhain. Aphex Twin. Finntroll. TISM. Bach. Nightwish. Samael. Ween. Bjork. Clutch. Ani Difranco. David Bowie. The Left Rights. Mindless Self Indulgence. Bloodhound Gang. Ryuichi Sakamoto. The Beatles. David Sylvian. Missy Elliot. The Pillows. Blackalicious. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Radiohead. Frisky Dick Richards. Meg Lee Chin. Jack off Jill. My Ruin. Ministry. Skinny Puppy. Lard. Revolting Cocks. God Speed you Black Emporer. The O. the Faint. The Gobln. Danny Elfman. Ultra Bide. Gackt. Notwist. Interpol. 3MAAC. Charlie Brown Jr. Raffi. Cryptopsy. KMFDM. The Used. Nellie McKay. Atreyu. Taking Back Sunday. Kraftwerk. Sigur Ros. Einsturzende Neubauten. Secret Machines. Jean Leloup. Foo Fighters. Pilate. Jimi Hendrix. Weird Al. Maximum the Hormone. Olivia Lufkin. Jason Scharff. Becky Blue.
Movies
Blood Simple. Ivan's Childhood. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly. Touch of Evil. Uzumaki. Night of the Hunter. Holy Mountain. Bicycle Thieves. Santa Sangre. Aguirre, the Wrath of God. Possession (Sam Neil). Eraserhead. Akira. Spirited Away. Fargo. Three Extremes. Ichi The Killer. Audition. Happiness of the Katakuris. The Abominable Dr. Phibes. Mothra. No Country for Old Men. Godzilla. Godzilla 1985. Gamera 2: Advent of Legion. Gamera 3. Videodrome. Psycho. Suspiria. The Beyond. Don't Torture a Duckling. Tomb of the Blind Dead. Woman in the Dunes. There Will be Blood. The Shawshank Repdemption. Rear Window. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Seven Samurai. Runaway Train. Life of Brian. The Great Escape. Fargo. Phantasm 2. Little Otik. Fantastic Planet. Whispers of the Heart. Memories of Murder. Oldboy. Dawn of the Dead. Return of the Living Dead. Evil Dead. Evil Dead 2. Perfect Blue. Reservoir Dogs. Memories. Princess Mononoke. Graveyard of the Fireflies. Escape from New York. Pulp Fiction. Jackie Brown. Grindhouse: Death Proof. John Carpenter's The Thing. John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness. Dellamorte Dellamore. ReAnimator. Battle Royale. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (original). Tourist Trap. True Romance. Creepshow. The Fog (original). Tetsuo the Iron Man. El Topo. Freaks. Naked Lunch. Demons. Gates of Hell. Nightmare Before Christmas. Godzilla: Final Wars. Legend of the Overfiend. Blade Runner. Ace in the Hole. Full metal Jacket. The Shining. 2001. The Naked City. Notorious. Princess Bride. Legend. The Dark Crystal. The Deer Hunter. The Wild Bunch. Diehard. My Life Without Me. Army in the Shadows. The Blob (remake). Nobody Knows. North by Northwest. Ghandi. Goonies. Ringu. Retribution. Cronenberg's The Fly. Fist of the Northstar. Angel's Egg. End of Evangelion. Porco Rosso. My Neighbor Totoro. Kiki's Delivery Service. Millennium Actress. The Hidden Fortress. La Strada. Indochine. Throne of Blood. A Clockwork Orange. Green for Danger. Pather Panchali. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. An American Werewolf In London. City Lights. Alien. Pink Floyd's The Wall. Zombie. Scarlet Diva. Dead or Alive. The Burmese Harp. The Cranes are Flying. Visitor Q. Dead or Alive 2. Dead or Alive 3. Tokyo Story. Dead Leaves. Seance. Love is Colder than Death. 3 Iron. Mountain Patrol. Howl's Moving Castle. Casshern. The Dark Knight. Naked Lunch. Sansho the Bailiff. Shaolin Soccer. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Black Sabbath. Twitch of the Death Nerve. Coffy.
Television
The Twilight Zone. The Amazing Race. Lost. Farscape. Dexter (Thank you Royce). Veronica Mars. The Muppets. Inhumanoids. Outer Limits. Full Metal Alchemist. Cowboy Bebop. Last Exile. 24. Excel Saga. The 4400. Neon Genesis Evangelion. Deadwood. Hajime No Ippo. Paranoia Agent. Death Note. K-1. Dr Who. Twin Peaks. Monster. Kingdom Hospital. His and Her Circumstances. Diebuster. FLCL. Naruto. Carnivale. Ashita no Jo. CSI (original). Battlestar Galactica (new). Bleach. Wolf's Rain. Nadesico. Read or Die. The Ultimate Fighter. Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. Hale+Guu. RahXephon. Battle Athletes Victory. Invader Zim. Mythbusters.
Books
Bug Jack Barron. Stayin Alive: A Writer..s Guide. Memoirs of Hadrian. The Book of Five Rings. Love Roma. 20th Century Boys. Monster. Dragonhead. Vagabound.
Yawara! Happy! Master Keaton. Panorama of Hell. The Tale of Genji. Skeleton Crew. Weaveworld. Imagica. Alien 9. Figurehead of Souls. Club 9. The Ideal Cat. Sleepless Nights. Child of Fortune. Hyperion. Wild Cards. Song of Fire and Ice. Rameau's Nephew and Other Works. Five Chimneys. The Decameron. Diary of a Madman. Barefoot Gen. Titus Andronicus. Salem..s Lot. Water. Pale Pink. Everyday. Dead Souls. The Overcoat and other Short Stories. Planetes. Snow Country. Thousand Cranes. The Master of Go. Everything..s Eventual. Different Seasons. Nightmares and Dreamscapes. Night Shift. Ilium. Olympos. Summer of Night. The Didymus Contingency. The Kite Runner. Deception Point. The Great Pretender. On Bullshit. Cross Bones. A Short History of Nearly Everything. A Long Way Down. The Undomestic Goddess. A Breath of Snow and Ashes. 1,000 Places to See Before You Die. Until I Find You. The Great and Secret Show. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time. The Traveler. My Friend Leonard. Mute. 1776. Anansi Boys. Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini. Good Omens. Star Dust. Sandman. Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fictions and Illusions. Life of Pi. The Last Light of the Sun. The Losers Club. IT. Hosts. The Haunted Air. Akira. Gyo. Uzumaki. Berserk. The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century. Hotel Harbor View. Use of Weapons. Algebraist. Bonfire of the Vanities. I also recommend anything from the following: Nisio Isin, Rampo Edogawa, Maurice Leblanc, Natsuhiko Kyogoku, Keigo Higashino, Kaori Ekuni, Genzo Murakami, Jiro Asada, G. K. Chesterton, Nejime Shoichi, Richard Stark, Otaro Maijo, Joe Lansdale, Neil Gaiman, Irvine Welsh, Hase Seishu, Seicho Matsumoto, Jack Ketchum, Miyuki Miyabe, John Farris, Akimitsu Takagi, Douglas Coupland, Natsuo Kirino, George RR Martin, Chuck Palahniuk, etc, etc.
Heroes
Ghandi. Frisky Dick Richards. Billy Zane. Greg Palast. Bill Hicks. Meg Lee Chin. Asia Argento. Derek Zoolander.
My name is Jeffery J Timbrell. I am The World's Sexiest Canadian.
When I'm not writing movies or television, I'm watching and talking about them.
A few points of interest
-I am an elite super assassin for the Mountie God
BOULDER JACKSON. He likes my feet.
-I browse the internet through French-Canadian Black Magic.
-I am the sole owner of the Canadian Book of the Dead.
-I eat pitbulls and shit wolverines.
-I worship the dark god Cthulhu. He thinks I'm swell.
-I am worshiped as a dark messiah in some circles...and some even darker parellelagrams.
-I am obsessed with Billy Zane.
-I am equally obessed with all forms of awesomeness. So if I friend you, read your blog, comment to you, or otherwise stalk you online? You are officially awesome. Congratulations. You can get a certificate from Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada. Just write him an involved letter about how you became awesome and tell him, I sent you.
Communication,Information,Technology is exceeding at a limitless pace,beyond cultures and its vultures and subconsciously in between generations. Using the experience and knowledge of the past to create a window to the unpredictable future which turns into the present in a blink of an eye and goes back into playing the past . The past the present and future co-exist. The world started shrinking the moment it was created. The tribes have gotten closer,more hi tech and more sharing.Breaking all thought-barriers ,experimenting with multi-dimensional networks but at the core still aware of our emotional human limitations. We will forever be a tribe,just that the tribes are getting delightfully demented and thankfully no one is complaining…….
TEMPLE TWISTER RECORDS
presents
V.a Demented tribes
1.Flipknot & Fuzulu - Aaa Bhole 2.Digitalian – String Virus The Incident 3.Distorted Goblin - Moonlight 4 Kerosene Club vs Fuzulu - Demented Tribes 5 Sator Arpo - Derformed Senses 6 Kerosene Club - Softwares of the gods 7 Technical Hitch - Itbodedut 8 Samadhi Vs Fobi - Galaxy in our brain 9 Shiva Dynamo - Last track to be played before Mankind ends (maybe dec 21 2012) 10 Outro Mystic Mutants - Piece out
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As a winter present for everyone, I'm offering a free novella on my website. Please check it out!
A HAPPILY EVER AFTER OF HER OWN
Melinda Lightfoot, a preschool teacher with an unusual ability to flit in and out of fairy tales, never thought she would get into trouble...
...until the Fairy Tale Police arrest her while she is in Beauty and the Beast. They offer her a deal: Find Beauty, who left the story when Melinda trespassed into it, or be charged with the ultimate crime -- Fairy Tale Killer. If that's not bad enough the Beast tags along in search of his true love, and Melinda starts falling for the fairy tale prince. She must choose between doing the right thing and having her own happily ever after.
We used to be called "Mumrik" that was looking for a singer and now we finally found a singer and the band name became STM since we are working together at a distance of 6000miles from Leeds, UK to Kyoto, Japan. And we uploaded 3 songs now. Check them and let me know what you think. Thanks.
Brand new spanking re-edit of Magnus Carlson's swedish cover of "Beggin"; Jag ber dig. Feat. the almighty Kid Colt and with Gin Joints on the boards. Don't forget about the reality raps on Spotify, Napster, Itunes, Emusic, Deezer and for free! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQPaLQd-uis
Gin Joints & Simon Frank - En Historisk Tilldragelse Discotheque ála Carte & Mikro12 2005-2009 theque02
Free download at www.genvagen.com/EnHistoriskTilldragelse.zip
Funk, Electro, Freestyle & other 80’s junk in the mix. Guestraps by Planeten jorden(Aka. Movits), Zacke, Johnny Redskin & Rapper Ted. Mashups and more by Gin Joints. Re-edits/mixes by Simon Frank. From the 80’s with love!
Prelude to the upcoming Gin Joints mixtape ”Got my eyes on your thighs”. With crazy guest verses by the likes of Adam Tensta, Young Ivy, Kid Colt, Supersci, Prop Dylan and more. Mashups and turntable wizardry. Out soon on Discotheque ála Carte! Peace!
Darling As my MySpace friend, I am including you in something exciting--we have begun to show off my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! It has been called BORAT MEETS CANDY by the Denver Post's Bill Husted, and I want your feedback, and the feedback of your MySpace friends! You would be doing me a big favor if you would post this comment so people would know to go the the "My Videos" section of my profile to watch the trailer and the other scenes I have posted. This is my market research as to how well we have done. The film is being shopped as we speak by a major film agent, and we are entering it in Film Festivals! This is exciting, and thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
If you want to help market the film, or get on the list to order the DVD when it comes out at a discount, email me at natasha.kizmet.the.movie@gmail.com
xoxo Natasha
Also,my movie features a sequence with a Belly Dancing show that I did under my belly dancing alter ego of Raya--TEMPTATION OF BELLY DANCE. It has been called the most artistic and sensual live belly dance DVD ever!! Please have a look, and visit the DVDs web site!
Dear Friends, this is just a quick note to let you know that this is the last chance to get a physical copy of my first album "Pretty Boys and Ugly Girls". I'm going to release my new album this fall (subscribe to my blog if you want to be informed!) and the first one will then be only available as a download version. So if you prefer a proper CD - like I do! - a record you can really hold in your hands, with all the artwork and stuff - this is your chance! :-) Grab your hard copy of "Pretty Boys and Ugly Girls" now on CD Baby while stocks last! Copy/paste this link into your browser: http://cdbaby.com/cd/agnesmilewski Wishing you all the best, Agnes www.agnesmilewski.com
Label: Air Snare Records Cat. No.: ASREP002 Release Date: Aug 2009 Format: Digital Genre: Techno & Tech-House Smoking guns for bad boys on the dancefloors. Tracklist: 1.) Peter Gun – Tribe 27 2.) Peter Gun – Magic Monkey Mastered by Charles / Solead @ Préférence Mastering.
Mudd Miller Productions is currently looking for producers, investors, cast and crew for the highly anticipated upcoming horror project Bad Girls Burn In HELL! Interested? Let me know! Also, check out my critically acclaimed new horror film Bloodstained Romance! It has recieved worldwide distribution and can be found at Netflix, Amazon, and Singahe.com! Check out the trailers in my videos! Spread the Red, MUDD
AIR SNARE RECORDS Presents Pablo Campos EP Label: Air Snare Records Cat. No.: ASRD001 Release Date: June 2009 Format: Digital Genre: Techno & Tech-House This is a pure blend of tropical beats just in time for the summer season. Tracklist: 1.) Pedro Campos - Mapu Disorder 2.) Pedro Campos & Mantis - Proxemic Mastered by Charles / Solead @ Préférence Mastering. Download at https://www.beatport.com/en-US/html/content/release/detail/176913/mapu_disorder_proxemic http://www.junodownload.com/artists/Pedro+Camps/releases/ http://www.trackitdown.net/genre/tech_house_minimal/track/1107287.html http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DG1AP8/ref=dm_ap_alb10?ie=UTF8&qid=1245763069&sr=101-1
