Krista
Krista Dude, don't say pig fucker in front of Jesus.....

Female
25 years old
TOPEKA, Kansas
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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    Krista's Interests
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Movies, video games, cartoons, reading, music, music, more music.
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Watch the people in the background...they are the best part
MusicI sold my soul to rock 'n' roll... And life dosn't get better then that.
I am 64% Metal Head.
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I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."
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MoviesComedy, and I mean funny not cutesy romantic comedy stuff I want to actually find the shit funny. Anything horror or science fiction related. Bad movies that are bad for the sake of being bad. Action He-Man rough-em-up movies. Shoot-the-shit-out-of-everything-then-beat-the-crap-out-of whoever-is-left movies. I don't like dramas and I hate tearjerkers... reality is depressing enough, I like to watch movies to be entertained not to feel like shit at the end. Oh, and anything that has to do with Star Wars... seriously, making fun of it, paying homage to it, just watching it in general... Star Wars is awsome, you will not change my mind, don't even try...
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Television
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Television eats your brain... but for when I get really bored...Family Guy, Futurama, Tripping the Rift, Simpsons, Absolutly Fabulous, no sitcoms, no reality tv...maybe a few gameshows... I like that guy that eats weird food on Travel Channel..but I'm not a fan of killing brain cells I can't afford losing anyway.
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BooksWhatever can hold my attention... usually sci-fi, true-crime, short stories, thrillers. comic books and graphic novels, use to work in a library so I'll pick up almost anything...
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HeroesLara Croft. I want to be her. And I really want a gun...
TROGDOR!!

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     Krista's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Topeka
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Slacker - General Underachiever

   Krista's Schools
Community College Of Cosmetology
Topeka,Kansas
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
 

2003 to 2003
Shawnee Heights High
Tecumseh, KANSAS
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2003
Hayden High School
Topeka, KANSAS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2001



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About me:
I am a beautiful unique snow-flake... just like everyone else... p.s. the internet is now way to "get to know" people. 58%

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
My life is rated R!



Your life is rated R!

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If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper.

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5
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I am 74% Video Game Addict.
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Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.
..>99 words for boobs on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who's not an ass.
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You Are an Alien
You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.

Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans

You play well with: Zombies
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
There's a 44% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Maybe you've really been abducted by aliens... but probably not.
Let's face it. You're just a little weirder than most people.
Check outbelow... my baby on stage with DROID!!! He gets up second... in the Zombie shirt...



   


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Head Change



Oct 8 2009 3:08 PM

Whats up Krista?  We are battling it out at the Granada for Club Wars on November 28th. A huge Mid-West battle of the bands! We are selling tickets for $8, a great price for such a great show at a big venue!!!!    Send us a message to get your ticket reserved...   Thanks for supporting your favorite local (soon to be National) band HeadChange!
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Aug 12 2009 4:12 AM

Hey you sexy bitch. What's new?
Kells

Kells



Aug 11 2009 8:23 AM

Thx for the request and for the support !
Which song of ours do you prefer ??





Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



Aug 5 2009 5:32 AM






♥Future Mrs. Cain♥

♥Future Mrs. Cain♥



Aug 4 2009 7:39 PM

Hey lady..I for the songs off Limewire & they sell the cd on i tunes
Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



Jul 31 2009 5:19 PM

Thornflower

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Jun 30 2009 10:05 AM

i don't show up for work every now and again
In Darkness, the tiniest light Shines!

Thomas Kish



Jun 27 2009 5:11 AM

lol good song, that shit is funny and rocks
♥Future Mrs. Cain♥

♥Future Mrs. Cain♥



Jun 16 2009 3:56 PM

I know..you did an amazing job taking me from platinum blonde to dark chocolate! Huge change!
In Darkness, the tiniest light Shines!

Thomas Kish



Jun 15 2009 10:37 PM

lmao damn her!! im doing good ill shoot ya a pic. btw did i hook you up with that 10 bones that night or did i just think about it?
Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



May 31 2009 10:52 PM


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Thomas Kish



May 29 2009 12:29 PM

yeah its next weekend, i talked at her ;) ill let YOU know! lol
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May 25 2009 3:44 PM

Happy Memorial day to you my friend I hope you are blessed and happy and life is wonderful

Take care
Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



May 8 2009 5:42 PM


You Suck!
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and your mother said you were ugly and she never really loved you!!!!! LOL
In Darkness, the tiniest light Shines!

Thomas Kish



May 8 2009 5:29 PM

LOL NO NOT FIRED!!! YEAH IT WAS COOL WORKING WITH YOU BIATCHES. ILL MISS YALL.
Bridgette

Bridgette Martin



May 8 2009 3:39 AM

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Bridgette

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May 6 2009 3:49 AM

AHHHAHAHAHAHA! Mustache rides! Ohh, the many interesting discussions that come up when you're opening mail...
In Darkness, the tiniest light Shines!

Thomas Kish



May 6 2009 3:04 AM

lol your too funny dude. :)
In Darkness, the tiniest light Shines!

Thomas Kish



May 3 2009 3:59 PM

Ninjas are happy?! right??
Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



Apr 30 2009 5:17 PM

I don't know, it's very possible that that's tupac.
Kristen

Kristen Ehrhardt



Apr 28 2009 11:54 PM


Slap funny picture
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Apr 9 2009 10:22 PM

HAHA!!! That's some funny shit.
You should so be here hanging out with me on the beach!
Bridgette

Bridgette Martin



Mar 27 2009 4:29 AM

Since we both have the maturity level of about a 12 year old...
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Kristen

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Mar 24 2009 11:12 PM

get back 2 work :)
Bridgette

Bridgette Martin



Mar 16 2009 11:58 PM

When you're having a bad day at work just look at this and it might make you feel better about your life. I know that's what I do! ;)

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