Matt

About me:

All about me, eh?

Well, here goes:
I really like DrPepper. I think mountains are cool. People need to comment my pics. Snow is awesome. I was born in Worcester. I kick ass at Guitar Hero. Cheerleaders are the best. I want to be an officer in The Army. OJ was innocent! I appreciate good grammar and spelling. 0-80mph in 2.3 seconds. I like being friends with people with few friends, it's more of an achievement. Chastity is curable, if detected early. I like to buy albums, not songs. My room needs to be tidy :/. ..Almost.. All the way at Balmore :D. I don't get angry, because I couldn't care less about most people. Those people I do care about, I'd split the Earth for. Happles are my favourite fruit. I drink a lot, but rarely get drunk. I'm a pow, and you're a wop. My biggest fear is of failing at things I give a shit about. I wouldn't say I'm a material person, but some things mean a lot to me. I'm waiting for someone to try and burgle my house ^_^. I'm very much a city person. Slouch pants are awesome. To some people, I'm a spiteful, malevolent dick-head, to others, I'm a pretty awesome, lovely person. It all depends on how I want you to see me. I never, ever tell outright lies. MD nights are fuuuuun. In the last 3,500 years of Human history we have had only 230 years of complete peace and I'm happy for it to stay that way. Conflict makes us stronger. I wouldn't say I'm a good person or a bad person, I'm my own person. In the event of a zombie invasion, I'm all set. I used to own Ieuan's two first-born children and his soul, but he won them back. I think mankinds greatest achievement would be to forge it's own destiny, rather than be held back by superstition and religion. Don't lose the soul, just the chains around it. I prefer talking in person. I like walking at night, sometimes because I'm bored, always because the night sky is cool. The eyes are the window to the soul, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I'm a good dissembler, I know what you're thinking. Chicken Ranch is the shit. When I want to dance, I dance. When I want to sing, I sing. These are the only times I sing and dance. I work in a fancy-dress store, and I like wearing masks. I also like breaking through other people's "masks". You can give me your secrets, they'll probably be safer with me. Pappas and I are brand buddies! I like to read; fantasy books are the best. There's nothing better than lock-picking a door, killing the goblin on the other side and stealing his 2GP. Death is more universal than life, everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Religion is an emotional crutch too many people lean on. Fair enough, have your beliefs but don't force them on anyone else. People who say abortion is wrong, should have been aborted. If I think I'm being played with or manipulated, I have to do something random. I hate being predictable. Red is my favourite colour and my favourite accent is Kiwi. Pictures are cool, because they remind us of where we've been. Ideals are cool, because they tell us where we're going. I like songs that mean something, because the lyrics are more important than anything else. Circus clowns - annoying. Birthday Clowns - sad. Clown just hanging around - creepy. If any of them get hurt - funny. My gubbinz are cool. Fake Jamaican accents are not cool, mon. All true wisdom is found on t-shirts. People say I have "Doll's eyes", whatever that means. I always have to have something to fidget with in my hands. Borrow money from pessimists, they won't expect it back. Cluedo is piss easy, it's always a chick with the lead pipe. ALWAYS! You just lost the game. Every hole is a goal. Balamory!