This is my body. And I can do whatever I want to it. I can push it. Study it. Tweak it. Listen to it. Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my (!@#$%^&*) six hours a day. What are you on? - Lance Armstrong
Modern bodybuilding is ritual, religion, sport, art, and science, awash in Western chemistry and mathematics. Defying nature, it surpasses it.
CAMILLE PAGLIA
"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)
My wife and I are interested in photography. She's worked as an assistant to professional, and has had some work published. She also has a site you should check out at cafepress.com. I credit a lot of the post-2001 photos of me to her. I have a great digital camera for our hobby, its shown below along with some photos! Its awesome! In 2008 I plan on having a lot more photos of me on here as well as taking more of my own. I'm a science and history nut, too.
Some of my past artwork:
My nephews! I love them both!
GREEN SQUALL
Music
I can like just about anything if I am in the mood(country music and opera not so much), but my main taste--what I listen to for enjoyment and at the gym is something fast paced, electronic and with a beat. See the videos below for more.
Lots and lots of movies mostly SCI-FI and Adventure, plus documentaries.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove
Television
All Star Trek(s), Lost, Heroes, Biggest Loser, Eleventh Hour, Fringe, Workout(to watch the train wrecks), The Office(both versions), House, MST3K, Seinfeld(!), Curb Your Enthusiasm, and lots and lots of British shows, like Coupling, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, Chef!, Father Ted!. Discovery Channel, Fit TV, VS, TLC, BBC America! Sports like: Football, Baseball, Tour de France, Track and field, WSM.
Books
I have a large collection of books which I never read much anymore. They're mostly non-fiction.
Hi! My name is Jon (yes J-o-n) and I live in the strange state of New Jersey in the USA which has an outrageously expensive cost of living and equally outrageous Napoleonic complex. I work for a large beverage company and recently passed my personal training certification, something which I had planned for a few years. My taste in everything is eclectic. Sometimes mainstream, sometimes not. I know when my tastes have fallen off the radar when people scrunch up their face and look at me like I'm from a completely different spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy that's far too close to the intensely irradiating center core. If you have any questions about me, well ask..
You are Thor, god of thunder. You've got it pretty
good, but don't forget your iron gloves and
belt.
"I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive." "So, hopelessness is the key?" "It's my only hope." - George and Jerry, in "The Fix-Up"
THE SURVEYS!!
1. What color are your kitchen plates? Pale blue rims, with flowers in the middle. How pretty.
2. What book are you reading now? Updated: currently none
3. What or who is on your mouse pad? A beautiful blue ocean and sandy beach.
4. What's your favorite board game? Hitting people with a 2x4...J/K people! Hehe Get it? "Board" game? *sigh*
6. Baked Goods? Baked bad? Oh this is not word association? MY bad..
7. Least favorite smell? Garbage trucks. My cat litter box in the morning.
8. What's the first thing you think of in the morning? How my body is stiff as a board from moving around all the time.
9. Favorite color? Green, then blue
10. Least favorite color? To paraphrase Lennon: All I am saying...is give all colors a chance.
11. How many rings before you answer the phone? I let it ring till I find out who it is. Then I ignore them anyway.
12. Future children's names? Neo. Neoette
13. What is your sign and birthday? Gemini I think.
14. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat it all.
15. If you could have any job what would it be? I'd work for ILM!
16. If you could have any color hair what would it be? I currently vary between 3 hair colors already! How many more do I need? Blonde(most of the time); Brown, my natural, boring haircolor, and last but not least, skin color...its thinning!
17. Is the glass half full or half empty? Half full..but I am thirsty, so not for long. Snapple anyone?
18. Favorite movie? Blade Runner, Matrix
19. Do you type with the right fingers on the keys? I also type with some left fingers too. hehehe
20. What's under your bed? The last people who crossed me!! Mostly dust really..
21. What is your favorite number? 4. 444,444,444 is even better.
22. What is your single biggest fear? Heights! They're just really tall.
23. Favorite CD? God almighty. Let's see: The Cure: "Disintegration". New Order: "Substance". I don't collect CDs anymore. Ah the wonders of technology!
24. Favorite TV show? Star Treks, any of them.
25. Ketchup or mustard? The really good dark mustard with seeds.
ThInGs YoU nEeD tO kNoW
AbOuT yOu
Whats your full name?
Jordan Knight
What color is your hair?
33 delicious colors to choose from!
What color are your eyes?
bluish gray
Are you in high school?
Not for 18 yrs
Have a crush? Whats his/her name?
Yes, Monica Brant
Have you ever comitted a crime?
Yes
How many people have you kissed?
38 women, 3 men, 2 llamas, assorted felines
Are you a vigin?
Have you ever been in love? What was his/her name?
Yes twice, Mohna and Trish
How many bestfriends do you have?
Doesn't "best" preclude more than one?
What are their names?
Look them up in the phone book
Do you have a boyfriend? What is his/her name?
Harold
HaVe YoU eVeR.....
Commited a crime?
Second time?
Cheated on somebody?
In Monopoly
Been Cheated on?
Not really
Made out in a elevator?
Duh
Been in a fist fight?
too many
Skipped school?
no actually
Snuck out of the house?
yes
Lied to your bestfriend?
yes
Been arrested?
no
Smoke a ciggerette?
no
Drank alcohol?
yes
Stole your parents car?
no
Kissed your crush?
no
Kissed a member of the same sex?
only family
Done anything bad in your parents bed?
um...yeah
Lied to your parents?
yes
iN tHe LaSt wEeK HaVe YoU...
been on a date?
with my wife
Made out with Somebody?
with my wife
Snuck out?
with my wife
Lied to somebody?
with my wife
Smoked a ciggerette?
no
Got drunk?
nope
talked on the phone for more than 3 hours?
Holy shit, I don't have that attention span anymore
seen somebody naked?
yes
Cussed somebody out?
yes
Hit somebody?
with a sledgehammer
Danced?
No
sang?
yes
Been swimming?
No, this is Jersey in early March
Rode in a car?
yes
RaNdOm QuEsTiOnS
Do you like making out?
hell yes
What is your screen name?
which one, I've had many
What are you doing this weekend?
working, resting, editing webpages
What are you wearing right now?
cargo pants, button down shirt
When was the last time you went shopping?
yesterday
Who do you hate?
Life is too short for hate. There are people I wish didn't exist...
Who do you Love?
My family and my wife
Are you in love?
yes
What is th most nasty thing you've done?
in what context?
Who is your BEST kisser? 2nd best?
I can't remember them all! Trish is great!
What is something you regret?
Kissing llamas
ByE-bYe!
Say something random
llamas are tasty and good for you too!
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