Major Gnome
GET ME MAJOR GNOME

Male
101 years old
GNOMETOWN, WYOMING
United States



Last Login: 5/24/2008
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    Major Gnome's Interests
GeneralSaving people from certain doom/danger, vomiting blood
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MusicThe Major Gnome theme song
MoviesMajor Gnome: The IMAX experience
TelevisionThe animated adventures of Major Gnome
BooksChoose your own Major Gnome adventure
HeroesJulie is an american hero

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     Major Gnome's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:0' 8" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Gnome
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
MAJOR GNOME DOT COM IS LIVE CLICK HERE.
Major Gnome is concieved by Joel from England and Gerald Theodore Epstein from Wyoming, and is drawn by Gerald, and it is WRITTEN BY YOU, THE READER SOMETIMES!
It is about a gnome that vomits blood, so don't say I didn't warn you. There is now a Major Gnome forum for fans at this particular address
Who I'd like to meet:
The Artist: And also this guy! He's an internet folk hero.
IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR A MAJOR GNOME COMIC, LEAVE IT IN THE COMMENTS

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Major Gnome's Friends Comments
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ma^_-rk





Sep 21 2007 11:03 PM

first comment in like 8 months!
Noelle





Jan 18 2007 5:28 PM

thank you. your drawing of blood vomit is really prime.
Holding back the white man, one day at a time





Jan 12 2007 7:51 PM

I am honored you think so Major Gnome! Rock on
Hey Tyler,Whats Your Name Again?


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Jan 12 2007 6:17 PM

So Which Band Is Faster Then Dragonforce
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Jan 12 2007 6:14 PM

Havent Seen It Im Sure Its A Fine Film
Dexter





Jan 1 2007 5:43 AM

Finntroll? you asshole.
Dave





Dec 11 2006 6:53 AM

Oh so the ladies only like gnomes puking up blood? Puking blood on a computer screen just doesn't resonate?
Benevolent Dictator





Nov 30 2006 8:05 PM

Major Gnome is in a car at a stop light

a car full of beautiful ladies pulls up, ladies attempt to get his attention

they clearly have the hots for him

major gnome rolls down the window and vomits blood into their car, filling it like a bathtub

light turns green, Major Gnome drives off into the sunset
...JShred...





Nov 29 2006 9:11 AM

WTF?? Is Major Gnome just all about burning up everything he sees. What an inspiring character. I wish I could breathe fire like him, life would be much easier.
Mrs Sweley





Nov 24 2006 9:14 PM

omg teh bludz!
Dave





Nov 23 2006 5:10 AM

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Mr. Matt Random





Nov 10 2006 2:51 AM

Dang, Major Gnome has all the fine hos ladies.
taira





Oct 27 2006 2:11 AM

you tell major gnome he needs to pay his fucking child support or they'll garnish his wages!! and i dont think he wants it to go down like that....
Mrs Sweley





Oct 27 2006 1:33 AM

Majer Gnomage! I miss the puppy disease song, or whatever it was. Cuz when it was on there, I played it lots and my roommates wanted to shoot me I'm sure.
Robert Schofield





Oct 21 2006 6:53 AM

Major Gnome promotes institutional racism and misandry... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Dexter





Oct 20 2006 5:18 AM

Sweet new pic
Popobawa





Oct 19 2006 7:46 PM

Major Gnome, I am a big fan of your work.
CSOTYS





Oct 19 2006 5:09 PM

Do you know Major Dad?
Dexter





Oct 5 2006 4:16 AM

"GHKHKKG"
alisdair





Oct 4 2006 7:39 PM

hanging out was awesome and all, but you still owe me $38.72 for the drycleaning, ass
The Bob Talbot





Sep 25 2006 7:57 PM

PUT ME ON YOUR TOP EIGHT FRIENDS YOU SOB
The Bob Talbot





Aug 23 2006 5:02 AM

I am Bob Talbot and I approved this message.
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