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  • Michael-Israel Jarvis

  • 20 / Male
  • Great Yarmouth, East, UK
  • Last Login: 8/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Books: Writing/Reading, Films, Acting, My Faith, People, Languages Also, www.autumn-hills.deviantart.com ..

  • Music

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    ROCK, Reggae, Ska, Punk, Folk, Singer Songwriter, Soul... ----Bands: --Billy Talent, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Levellers, Bellowhead, Rise Against, Kaiser Chiefs, The Ordinary Boys, Pearl Jam, The Cranberries, The Offspring, RX Bandits, Sum 41, Wolfmother, Snow Patrol, Manic Street Preachers, System of a Down, Evanescence, Green Day, Counting Crows, The Cure, Del Amitri, Descendents, Linkin Park, The Rasmus, Red Eyes of Russia, Stiff Little Fingers, The Skids, Stranglers, Delirious, Kutless, Tom Robinson Band, The Used, Bad Religion, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Panic, Daylight Translation ----Solo Artists: --James Blunt, Lemar, Simon Webbe, David Bowie, Arlo Guthrie, Clifford Ward, Dean Friedman, Lil Chris (Yeah, you heard me) Annie Lennox and Ed Sheeran ..

  • Movies

    V for Vendetta, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Anything produced by Studio Ghibli, The Last Samurai, Benny and Joon, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Pursuit of Happyness, Children of Men, Across The Universe... ..

  • Television

    Detective/Murder Mystery/Sherlock Holmes stuff, (((NO BIG BROTHER))) documentaries, The Daily Show, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Farscape, Angel, Taken, Heroes, The Late Edition, Deep Space Nine... .. ..

  • Books

    Lord of the Rings Trilogy (J.R.R Tolkien), The Old Kingdom Sagas (Garth Nix), Artemis Fowl (Eoin Colfer), The Screwtape Letters (C.S Lewis), Adrian Plass Series... Harry Potter, obviously... Mordant's Need (Stephen Donaldson), Discworld (Terry Pratchett), Pendragon Cycle (Stephen Lawhead)... ..

  • Heroes

    C.S Lewis, Watchman Nee, Brother Andrew, MUSE, Ma Chao, Harry James Potter, Uzimaki Naruto, Many of my friends... Basically, look at the "Who I'd like to meet" section and add these and my parents. In addition, a special mention goes to Fox, Kesta, Taneshka and Brant.
    ..

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Bishop's Stortford
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student

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Kiss Me!

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About me:

Michael-Israel Jarvis. Also known variously under the following aliases: --Jarvis. --Muffins. --Panda. --Kitten. --Michelangelo. --Oy, You! Izzy will suffice.
--Strength: Negligible.
--Speed: Hindered by 'gammy knees' and 'laziness'.
--Intelligence: 131 IQ, (note: serious lack of common sense)
--Body type: Overweight
--Eyes: Blue
--Hair: Dark Blond, short, floppy fringe
--Height: Average, under six ft.
--Special Abilities: Minor empath
--Temperament: Usually friendly, mostly forgiving, prone to occasional periods of frustration and repressed violence

----Noteworthy Achievements:
--Michael-Israel has few natural predators, and his generally pleasant attitude means he has no human enemies.
--Michael-Israel has written a novel with approximately 121,600 words in it, and is very proud to have done so. The sequel is half way there, and several other projects exist with a few chapters completion.

----Other Information:
--Michael-Israel is a geek who loves Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Terry Pratchett, Garth Nix and Farscape.
--Michael-Israel has relatively eclectic musical taste.
--Fiercely loyal to his friends, Michael-Israel often experiences guilt that he does not do enough for them.
--Michael-Israel loves to love. He falls in love too easily. He likes black rum. That is a birthday present hint.
--His birthday, incidentally, is in November.
--Michael-Israel is a follower of Jesus Christ.
--Michael-Israel apologises for writing this in the third person, and extends his love to all who read this.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Harry James Potter (Yes, i know he's fictional), Mithrandir, Aragorn, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, David Bowie, Merlin, Saladin, Fox, Kesta, Taneshka, Brant, C.S (Jack)Lewis...

Comments

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  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Nov 5 2008 4:10 PM

    oh i know!
    :P
    x
  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Nov 4 2008 5:22 PM

    yeah ok you win, i can't really argue as i don't watch it. but hey!
    im sure you are right
    x
  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Oct 31 2008 11:33 AM

    how shocking!
    yeah but if it's in Japanese wouldn't you be reading the subtitles the whole time?
    ok i do that anyway but still, the dubbing must have the added bonus!
    x
  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Oct 30 2008 9:13 PM

    nah i'd watched it before so most of them were watched in English, sorry :P
    i guess you need to have a clue what was going on to appreciate it fully!
    x
  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Oct 29 2008 8:36 PM

    i watched a few on youtube.
    how could you get the genius of Harry Potter and 'that' mixed up
    i am truly ashamed....
    lol
    x
  • The Sugar-Bum Fairy

    Oct 29 2008 11:20 AM

    having no clue who the other guy is i shall nod and smile
  • BenBen Giller

    Aug 24 2008 7:44 AM

    haha cheers mate!
  • ..Jeff::Ping..Jess King

    Jun 27 2008 12:58 AM

    why are you awake its a ridiculous time of the morning...dont you have college tomorrow?
  • Becka

    Jun 24 2008 1:19 PM

    Michael, it's just like you to make an aweful joke yet still make me laugh lol.
    I would really love to meet her though and everything. Oh and tell her that she is more than welcome, and that it is only the truth. :)
    xxxx
  • Becka

    Jun 23 2008 10:03 AM

    You can normally tell quite easily what someones personality is like, just by looking at them. I know what your like lol, and I bet shes a great match. :D I've always liked the name katie for a girl too.
    xx
  • Dani//JuxtaposedDanielle smith

    Jun 22 2008 8:05 PM

    fine by me :) it was a very cute pic though
  • Chaos of the Phoenix

    Jun 13 2008 12:54 AM

    It r0xorz, yo.
    xD
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 4:08 PM

    oh that cet person? well tell her if she wants a re... well it seems i'm going to have to win you back! prepare for many naked photos!
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 4:04 PM

    NO-ONE HAS MORE TO OFFER THAN ME.
    who is by the way?
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 3:55 PM

    are you cheating on me?
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 3:51 PM

    yay Jarvis is happy! that makes me happy too. Is there a special reason you are happy you are you just happy. Also Marcus said that because you're happy he's unhappy.
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 3:44 PM

    =D=D=D=D! how'd you know that's what i wanted lol.
    Are you drunk?
  • MichaelMichael Cattee

    Jun 12 2008 3:40 PM

    i'm very good thank you, just finished with marcus and now i'm playing on myspace while he plays Ninja Gaiden, it looks really good.
  • √ordan

    Jun 11 2008 11:58 PM

    Oh yeah? Naughty relationship changing to inside of a relationship eh? Is it with Cet? She lives on my road.

    Well, I think she still does.
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 5 2008 5:40 PM

    When you die, your soul leaves the body, yes? So surely if the girl truly "died" then her soul left her body? The family wouldn't pray for her soul to stay in the body and for her to come back to life before she died, so God must have already known he would bring her back to life.
    Otherwise, why would he have kept the soul in the body?
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 5 2008 5:20 PM

    If it says it on the God Channel then you can be 100% certain it's biased, because it's called the "God Channel". What are the odds they will say "this girl may have been raised by our prayers, but there is a considerable chance that it was with help from the doctors who have worked all their life to help people".

    If someone is dead, genuinely dead and not suffering a medical condition that resembles death, and comes back to life after three days, they are a zombie, an abomination. "Soul" has left the body, unless God kept it there, and guess what? God would only keep it there if he was already going to raise her back.
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 5 2008 4:44 PM

    First of all, it's hard to prove it ever even happened. I'm pretty sure the Bible isn't that big on making zombies, actually. So she was in heaven for three days then left? What monster would pray for that? Any Christian who prayed for someone to delay the time it takes for another to get to heaven is performing a despicable sin, surely? The main point of humanity is that we can eventually be judged and destroyed by the four horsemen or whatever that story is. Why delay death if you believe there's an unlimited orgasm on the other side?

    There have been dozens of cases where people have "died" and come back to life, because there are numerous medical conditions that can resemble death that last for minutes, hours or, yes, days. It's a named medical condition (although I can't remember the name off the top of my head).
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 5 2008 4:28 PM

    So you're saying that if you pray for someone and they then die, you will lose some faith in God? If the answer is "no" then you're a hypocrite by your own terms.

    Surely it doesn't matter where they hid and prayed? The people who ran lived, the people who prayed died. Praying was a waste of time. They were massacered because they prayed instead of running.

    We can prove this is any way. Pray that you can beat me in a running race? Pray that I get all As in my exams? In fact, you'll find the only times when prayer really works is when it's things that come down to immeasurable coincidence.
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 5 2008 4:02 PM

    Of course, if the guy your Dad prayed for died, you would say "God meant for it to happen," and if your Dad didn't pray for him but it turned out he didn't die, you would say "God saved him". You see, there are only two options - you pray or you don't. No matter what the outcome you say "it was God's intention".

    I turn your attention to the hordes of Genghis Khan when invading Poland. The citizens split into two groups - those who ran for the hills, and those who prayed in the Church. The people in the Church were fine until the Mongols said "oh look, there's a really obvious place to hide, let's set it on fire" and they all burned to death. Smooth move, God. Smooth.
  • Captain Jake KembleJake Kemble

    Jun 4 2008 5:34 PM

    I'm choosing an alleigance based on science and numbers - if he can beat the numbers, he can beat science, so he can beat anything.
    It's a logical world, so someone in charge could best that logic, surely?