THE "FIRST-FAMILY" OF SURF (now estranged) although they are, to a man, loathe to admit it, THE MALADROITS WERE-ARE-WILL EVER BE: Mad Professor Ron White, Eli White, Brett Davis, Jason Wagner, Bryce Rhude, Sky White, David Freeman, Evan (last name unknown) on 2nd sax, Ken Davis (backup Dad and backup drummer), Babe, R. Stacy Fenner as staff photog, Carl Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Sam Sneed, Sam Phillips, Sam C. Phillips, Cher, Dean Torrence, Ross Bagdasarian, Smokey The Bear, Sgt. Schultz, Los Alamos, Connie and Gene & Don and Pam in a four-way, Lorraine, Gunther, Rick Jones, Bruce Banner, Betty Ross, Thunderbolt Ross, Commander Crane, Admiral Nelson, Pete Best, Pete Worst, Tiffany, Rockin' Robert, A guy named Guy, Time Twerp, Tom Terrific, Hayley Mills, Secretariat, Nostradamus, Linda Lovelace, That Darn Cat, Gerald McBoing Boing, Pop'n'Fresh, Debbie Gibson, Debby Boone, Debbie Does Dallas, Concubine number 14, Jan Michael Vincent, Kato, Comic Book Guy, Miss May 1966, Henrietta Hippo, Construction Clown, Friar Tuck, Marine Boy, Rex Racer, Aunt Clara, Arthur's Lost Limb, Fruitpie The Magician, Ernie Douglas, La Machine, Snarfie, Tallulah Bankhead, Bea Bernadet, Weirdly Gruesome, Nunn Bush, Red West, Crimson Dynamo, Happy Kyne, and Benji
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Link, Dick, flying pig mile 17, leo fender, explosive anger issues, peer pressure, space food sticks, Shadow Morton, Shad O'Shea, The Shadows, Chad Everett, ADAM-12, cattle prod, snagglepuss, quarter-sized hail, tennessee tuxedo, segovia, billy batson, the peppermint twist, double bubble, the fuji blimp, maximum wage jobs, hand jobs, Leon Trotsky, leather whips, big mac, THC, echo, reverb, earplugs, vibrolux, deputy dawg, Barnabus Collins, Zira, Cornelius, Don Cornelius, Milton Goodstein, Mort Meek, laika and the cosmonauts, that stylish petite woman I stalk, the dragsters, los straitjackets, caddyshack script, Hughes 500, mango lasi, doc and the pods, SR-71, squarehead bolts, Larry Tate, Richard H. Nixon-Playtex salesman, soundtrack to the 1968 pink panther cartoon, Koogle flavored peanut butter, the witch doctor, the REAL yellow pages, Brit Reid owner publisher of the daily sentinel, duane eddy, Liberace, and that ugly drummer that was in the ventures
The Maladroits were formed by a dad and his eldest son and the son's best friend/next door neighbor. They had a long-hair named Gunther on guitar that lived upstairs of the best friend and was a student of the dad but he is unimportant to the story and, consequently, is dead now. His replacement promptly insisted the band cease singing and go solid instro, despite the fact that he was a 5-octave vocal monster of some reknown on several continents and pals with Skeeter Davis. In time, the merely 13 year-old piano playing youngest son joined against his wishes, thus cruelly ending his idyllic youth and thrusting him into a late-night musicians's lifestyle, and then they were 5. Sometime later, a clean-living ex-jazzer who distinctly smelled of sax, after cyber-stalking the band for several weeks, came to a gig with his instrument underarm, leapt onstage unannounced, and proceeded to growl surprisingly sinister surf sax sounds and then them were 6. Yet still no sex. Over 100 embarassing and disasterous gigs were racked up before the sons got squirrely and joined bands without fathers in them. Reunion talk is snickeringly made to keep the insane member quiet but it is all lies, for that ship done sailed, and then sank in a squall. Despite the tragi-comic outcome of The Maladroits, during their reign they were actually phenomenally good, but the populace wanted a band that tastes good, not a band with good taste. The wildly age-ranging surfers, endlessly sans a unified mission-statement, failed to achieve the tin-record sales everyone knew they were capable of, due to inability to get laid, autistic differences, bad breath, hair jealousy, rampant unchecked athleticism vs. descent into mild druggieness, and polarizing religious dichotomy, including snakes. They still hang out, break the law, watch themselves in videos, and force their girlfriends to watch themselves in videos. Primarily existing now electronically here at myspaced and over at ho-ho records, The Maladroits make live appearances on rare occasion when they feel the need to defend their title. It's not nice to fool mother nature.
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from ages 3 to 83, everybody is digging on the fun, upbeat, inoffensive yet super-charged sounds of The MALADROITS. It is perhaps one of the most pleasant and restorative concert experiences now available to the enlightened music-lover!!!!
Wussup to all my friends, fans and fam?! I would LOVE to THANK YOU all for nominating me as I'm a FINALIST for Best Male Singer!!!!! I'm looking forward to winning for the 1st time..That's why I need your support! Just log on to ORLANDOHIPHOPAWARDS.COM and VOTE ME, ERIC MOSLEY FOR BEST MALE SINGER!!! There are other catagories to nominate your other favorites... The love and support is greatly appreciated... Remember you can only vote til August 28th.. In my case you haven't heard me.. Let your ears judge.. You can only vote once per email address so make it count!! Also demand me in your city if you feeling my music and i think you would if you a R&B fan!!! Thanks in advance for you love and support and i PROMISE I won't disappoint you if you VOTE 4 me!!!!
Wussup to all my friends, fans and fam?! IT'S AWARD TIME AGAIN.. I'm looking forward to winning for the 1st time..That's why I need your support! Just log on to ORLANDOHIPHOPAWARDS.COM and NOMINATE ME, ERIC MOSLEY FOR BEST MALE SINGER OF THE YEAR AND BEST NEW ARTIST!!! Also nominate JOEY DANGER AS PRODUCER OF THER YEAR There are other catagories to nominate your other favorites... The love and support is greatly appreciated... Remember you can only nominate until Agust 8th.. Then you have to log back on August 9th and actually vote... In my case.. Let your ears judge.. Listen to all nominees and make the best choice before voting.. You can only vote and nominate once per email address so make it count!! Also demand me in your city if you feeling my music and i think you would if you a R&B fan!!! Thanks in advance for you love and support!!!!!
Hey this is A FundRaiser for my Mother In Law, who was diagnosed with Leukemia. It's going to be at my house startin around seven, with live music from 9-12. So Mark Your Calendar and Spread the word, it's for a good cause!!!
We thought you would be interested to know that DESTINATION: EARTH! has returned from Vector Sigma to celebrate its 10th ANNIVERSARY with a reunion performance at the Melody Inn, in the Indianapolis sector, on Friday, April 10th! Also performing will be THE MADEIRA and Frankie Camaro’s ATOMIC BOMBAY.
We also have a NEW CD out, a 26-track encapsulation of our catalog, entitled FADERS ON STUN: THE BEST OF DESTINATION: EARTH! Consume mass quantities HERE!
i forgot what the actual title is prior to translation, so help me out. type it, spell it, for me. i could just go and call oatmeal calhoun surf meets cortez the killer, cuz that's what it is....
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