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SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS !enjoy some posters of past shows below...
Get Your Gay On ! July 4th ... Malaika Millions is officially American !
"Get Your Gay On!" Friday May 16th @ Lick
Learn more about Bob Loblaw Comedy Troupe.
http://www.bobloblawqct.ca/
Online petition - OPPOSE Bill C-484 - REJETEZ Bill C-484
I Adore these Fellas. If you think you may need a new transmission... Go to theses Guys !! www.pacificdriveline.com
I adore Tallulah Photography. link here.
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I am a member of Sugar and Spice Pin Ups..
to check them out click here

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I love Modeling Corsets made my Lace Embrace !

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""BEEP BEEP BEEP.... the sound of me,
backing away from the drama !" "
"Speech is conveniently located
midway between thought and action,
where it often substitutes for both."
John Andrew Holmes
OTHER INTERESTS of interest......
Autogynephilia, Andromimetophilia,
LOVE Androgyny,Hermaphrodites and Intersex people,
{go to wiki and search the term intersex, if you don't know}
Gender Theory, Bhudist Mindfulness, Autonomy
Etymology, Semantics, Semiotics and Discussions on Autonomy. Growth,
I am a living commentary on ART
Passionate about Sound Design/ Electro-Acoustic Composition,
Psychic Shopping: vintage clothing and purrfect Vetements,
Burrlesque, Pin-Up Modeling, Vaudville, Original Art,
Riding my Motorbike,Working on my Wheely Rides,
Pilates, Yoga, Modern Pop Dance Forms: Break Dance and Stomp,
a great Italian Coffee on commercial drive...
Chillin with my Chihuahua "Kitty Cat".
I have gone hungry to pay for original paintings...
I adore art that resonates with my soul.
I live and breath Poetry.
I have enumerable poets memorized.
Love Wit {Dorothy Parker}I studied impresonating her.
People I love knowing:
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The Baker Twins loving on their illustrious Host Malaika Millions
My Adored and Revered friend Shaboobie Boobarella.

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Everybody's a Pin-Up with The Millions
Photo by the darling Tallulah.
I Heart Lorna ! The Gal has Brass Balls !

Music
TOP FAVES: Bjork, Nina Simone, Gershwin,
Meshell Ndegeocello, Tom Waits,
Cole Porter, Dresden Dolls,
The Wet Spots.
AND MANY MANY OTHERS : JUST TO NAME A FEW
Radiohead, Lamb, Massive Attack,
Baxter, Everything But The Girl, Telepopmusik,
Fischerspooner, etc...
Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, The Streets,
Gnarles Barkley, Earth Wind And Fire, Clarence Carter,
KC and the sunshine band, James Brown, etc...
Tracy Chapman, mother mother, cat power,
Bob Schneider, Leonard Cohen, kevin house, Paul Simon,
Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, "Pretty Sad Band",
Jim White, Tori Amos, beth gibson, etc...
Dave Brubeck, Harry James w/ Helen Forrest,
Billie Holiday, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitgerald,
fats waller, Sophie Tucker, Dutch Swing Band,
Take It Off! Striptease Classics, Edith Piaf, Stan Getz,
lionel hampton, Doris Day, Dorothy Dandridge,
Marilyn Monroe, etc...
Bach, Chopin, Schubert, Georges Bizet's Carmen
John Korsrud, Yann Tiersen,
Marin Marais,Movies
Television
Not Nearly Enough, which wouldn't be very much
I would find it to be a luxury to have the time.
I have enjoyed most: The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
"Dead Like Me" - very sad it ends after the second season.
Royal Canadian Air Farce
" Absolutely Fabulous" - HELLO !
"Little Britain"
"Just for Laugs Gags"
and strangely enough that spiritual channel...
I like a good documentary picking apart history...Books
"Where The Wild Things Are"
Dictionary and Thesaurus,
anything by Dorothy Parker especially her short story "Big Blond",
1984 , Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Encyclopedia of Semiotics,
Theodore Roethke, ee cummings, Ann Sexton
Jitterbug Perfume
The Story of O , "Becoming a Visible Man" by Jamison Green.Heroes
Maya Angelo,
My friend Seth aka Mrs. Murphy, the suffragists,
Philip Seymour Hoffman [ love him. ]
my friend Irene, Ghandi, Lucille Ball,
ee cummings, myself.
Latest Blog Entries
- Feb 25, 2010 4:32 AM Malaika Millions Acting Credits, Performance & Viewable Footage
- Jun 12, 2009 10:42 PM The Happy Shop June 20th 2009 with guest Malaika Millions
- May 20, 2009 9:25 PM Blow Up Party - May 31st @ El Cid in LA - Come see my Comedy
- Apr 30, 2009 3:57 PM Malaika Millions @ The Pink Flamingo Burlesque May 2nd
- Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM I'm Hosting Grab Ass: VICTORY VARIETY HOUR tonight....
Top Friends (30)
- VaVa Vunderbust
- Shaboobie Boobarella
- Julia Stretch
- Kitty Cat
- Christa Bell
- Shaboobie Boobarella
- Baker Twins
- karen anzoategui
- TraniWreck and Truth Se…
- Blue Morris
- Victory Variety Hour
- Fangora
- Gary
- Tbe Big Bam Boobies
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- LITTLE MINSKY'S BURLESQ…
- Bob Loblaw
- beth allen
- C.R. Avery
- amber dawn
- Jamie DeWolf
- Ama
- jack
- Johnny Laakmann
- debra kate
- Tangerine Jones
- Pussy Willow
- Andrew Robert Smith
- Sissy Butch Brothers
- Comedy, Darling
Music
Blurbs
About me:
Malaika MillionsYOU CAN FIND HER in Los Angeles these days..
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED, and totally Genius.
MALAIKA MILLIONS
For more than 15 years Malaika Millions has caused both an awed hush and craze in audiences for her work as a performance artist, burlesque maven, poetry performance artist, emcee, and comedian. Originally from Vancouver BC, she currently resides in Los Angeles where she continues to use these mediums exploring in the most silly and sultry way, issues of feminism, power dynamic and sexual negation.
In the past three years Millions has performed in more than 150 stage works, including such self produced Cabaret’s as “Malaika Millions and her Breast Friends” (2007). A highlight is her executive production of the infamous ‘mammarionette’ act, “The Big Bam Boobies,” which premiered at the 2006 Vancouver Burlesque Festival. Fluent in all burlesque styles, from Vaudeville to Seductive Strip Tease, Millions infuses relevant social statements with sex appeal and humour. Millions was honoured as the “Performer most likely to confuse an audience and then make them pee their pants” at the 2008 Vancouver International Burlesque Festival. Millions believes that “it only takes a spoon full of sexy to help the message get out”. She is presently at work on several new productions and performances.
..Malaika Millions Acting Credits, Performance & Viewable Footage..
Marilyn Monroe Sleepover - Stink Mitt – {music video}
The Disillusionment of Anglesea Briggs - {short film}
Crazy Baby - {short film}
Instant Suburbs Hair! {spoof commercial}
..QUOTE about working with Malaika Millions:..
..Other Viewable Footage of Malaika Millions online ..{more to come soon}
Malaika Millions performs 'The Lime in the Coconut' burlesque
Malaika Millions performs ‘Blow Out Sale’ burlesque
Malaika Million's speech honouring Shaboobie Booberella.
The Big Bam Boobies : The Big Bam Boobies is a Punch and Judy style Boobie Marionette Act. A collaborative project between Malaika Millions and Shaboobie Boobarella The Big Bam Boobies are: Shaboobie Boobarella and Farrah Moans Loaning their Gigantic Boobie Talents to Portray the Legendary Big Bam Boobie Sisters… With Malaika Millions and Teddy Smooth as Boobie Opperators. Malaika and Teddy felt very qualified to be the Boobie Handlers.
Role: Marilyn Monroe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zphYIxTvsQo
STINKMITT MUSIC VIDEO "MARILYN MONROE SLEEPOVER"
-DIRECTOR: DARYL THOMPSON
-STARRING MALAIKA MILLIONS
Role: Dixie Dale – Vixen
http://www.kijo.com/anglesea/page01.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077372/
USA 2008. Dir Jules Nurrish. 3min.
Role: Nurse
Synopsis: An unhinged patient, a sexy nurse and a very large needle…
Role: Punk Momma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__FDZq7SQs
Synopsis: Need a temporary hair style for those middle American moments? Jesus had a sister productions has invented the solution: INSTANT SUBURBS HAIR!
"I really think you have a great presence and in the little time we did work together, I know that the reason you were the "one-take-wonder" that you were, was due to your attention to details, your professionalism, your dedication and your character. You were a treat to work with and I'd work with you again in a second." D.E. Thompson
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/lime-in-the-coconut
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/blow-out-sale
Award Presentation : Vancouver Burlesque Festival Gala 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq9Pd1Wq4YI
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/big-bam-boobies
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WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!
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WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?
I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I produce/curate Cabarets
I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording.
I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy
I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a
I am a Concept Artist!
I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Writer / Poet.
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Drag, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do Improv Comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor.
I've co-created the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act..
called the "Big Bam Boobies"....
literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage
and Hilarious Storyline.
I'm a professional Party Favour.....
I do temporary talent management for Events, hiring and
organizing performers for Parties.
This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.
Sure I'll make a Music page someday...
Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.
particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly.
{almost anything, seriously, I'm good}
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}
Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets,
Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be
compared. Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation
her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises.
A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque
and Conceptual Satire Burlesque,
this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding,
Chihuahua toting,
Cute, but
Vitriolic Vixen. Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting
long after the show. Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.
Formerly a Member of Sweet Soul Burlesque
...............................Cross Dorothy Parker with Marilyn Monroe.............................Burlesque Dancer, Actor, Comedian, Model,
Vancouver, BC, Canada
Click on this Photos to Learn about the Short Film I was in.
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.............................. "My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks" Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
..............................she said with a castigating glance,
..............................like an officer of her own law
..............................drenched in her own power. " M.Millions
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Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie,
Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges
and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.

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...................................................CREDITS: for above photo
...................................................Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
...................................................Photographer: Franco Valerio
...................................................Graphic Artist: Lisa von Sturmer
...................................................Model: Malaika Millions
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...............................................................................{above photos by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"}
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...............................................above Photo by Peter of Belle Photo

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CREDITS:for above photo
Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
Photographer: Franco Valerio
Model: Malaika Millions
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I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
Who I'd like to meet:
People I'd love to Dialogue with are: {well, a lot of them are dead writers....but lets see, who's still here....?} Bjork, Maya Angelo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tracy Chapman, Jamison Green, the Dalai Lama, Chris Rock, Helena Bonham Carter, ...{ oh golly, I'll add more later....}
YOU , WHO SUPPORT THEATRICAL TALENT
Those with SASS levels that erupt even the most inactive of minds. !
I'd love to meet People who:
-think for themselves and can question their own beliefs and assumptions.
and:
those who are not a figment of my lack of imagination.
Creative People for Networking and Inspiration.
AND WANT TO COME TO THE SHOWS I SUPPORT !!!
-will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality.
-understand and strive for Autonomy
-who don't have their identity fixated in the Duality of Gender.
I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people whom I've met in Life
or on Myspace. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apologizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intellectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intellectual or Spiritual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Heavenly British Columbia
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Occupation: Entertainer / Quip Meister
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Companies
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Malaika Millions Productions
- Vancouver, BC CA
- Owner
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The Alpha Femmes [all Girl Motorcycle Gang]
- Vancouver, BC CA
- Gang Leader















































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FREE CAMPAGN Kit!.
and please visit my Blog: Pop's Soapbox
Pop Haydn is a Los Angeles magician, a past vice-president of the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood, and a six-time winner of "Magician of the Year" at the Magic Castle.
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We have just totally revamped my YouTube Channel and added a number of great new performance videos. There are also playlists on Vaudeville, circus and sideshow, burlesque, magic, and medicine show:
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You can find photos, video and other information about my Post-Mosdern Medicine Show, my Radio-Medicine Show, and my magic on my website:
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and my Blog:
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Pop Haydn is an award-winning Los Angeles magician, a past vice-president of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He is originally from Clarkesville, Tennessee.
Pop Haydn's Radio-Medicine Show is now being distributed by Jagger Peyton Entertainment Group in association with Radio-Submit.
For more information about the show, and to hear samples of the show, please check out our website:
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and our Blog:
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Radio Submit
Pop Haydn is a professional magician in Los Angeles, as well as an inventor, medicine man, comedian, actor, raconteur, singer, dancer, and certifiable genius.
As you may know, Pop Haydn is running for president of the United States this coming year, as standard bearer for the Greater American Confidence Party. We want to help put confidence back in the national government--professional confidence--not the amateur hour we've been getting.
Don't be dissappointed! Vote for someone you know will do exactly what you expect him to do. If you vote for Pop Haydn, you will get the government you deserve.
Find out more about Pop's campaign and the American Confidence Party here: American Confidence Party
We are giving away free campaign kits to anyone who signs up for our mailing list: Pop's Website !
The kit includes a large campaing button, a campaign poster postcard, and membership card in the American Confidence Party.
Pop Haydn is a full-time professional magician in Los Angeles, and a past Vice-President of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He has been named performing "Magician of the Year" at the Magic Castle six times.
Pop has a blog at ..Pop's Soapbox, and a new Forum at Pop's Forum Here he will discuss magic, steampunk, renaissance faire, pirates, art, politics, and all things burlesque, sideshow, circus, carnival, vaudeville and live variety arts.
We also have a new store, where we sell memorabilia of the Medicine Show, and of Pop Haydn: Pop's General Merchandise
Pop Haydn is a full-time professional magician in Los Angeles, and a past Vice-President of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He has been named performing "Magician of the Year" at the Magic Castle six times. You can find out more about him here: Pop's Website !
There is video of Pop's amazing magic, music and comedy at Pop's Youtube Channel You will also find videos of Pop's performance at the World Steam Expo in Dearborn, June, 2011.
We also have lots of video of the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show and of Pop's Magic Shows, as well as the True Story of how Pop Haydn came to be in the 21st Century at Pop's Website.
Pop has a new blog at Pop's Soapbox, and a new Forum at Pop's Forum Here he will discuss magic, steampunk, renaissance faire, pirates, art, politics, and all things burlesque, sideshow, circus, carnival, vaudeville and live variety arts.
We also have a new store, where we sell memorabilia of the Medicine Show, and Pop HaydnPop's General Merchandise
Pop is an incredible entertainer, comedian, magician and musician. His Victorian gentleman character, an eccentric time-displaced vaudevillian, is comfortable in any environment, and fits into any themed private party, corporate event, sales meeting, trade show or theatrical revue.
Malaika
Please check out our ALL NEW and IMPROVED website at Pop's Website !
We have lots of video of the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show and of Pop's Magic Shows, as well as the True Story of how Pop Haydn came to be in the 21st Century.
Pop has a new blog at Pop's Soapbox, and a new Forum at Pop's Forum Here he will discuss magic, steampunk, art, politics, and all things burlesque, sideshow, circus, carnival, vaudeville and live variety arts.
We also have a new store, Pop's General Merchandise
Pop Haydn is a full-time professional magician in Los Angeles, and a past Vice-President of the Magic Castle in Hollywood. He has been named performing "Magcian of the Year" at the Magic Castle six times.
The Radio-Medicine Show is on the air!
Just wanted to let you know that our first show is finished, and you can hear the whole thing at our Myspace page here:
www.myspace.com/PopHaydnShow
or at our Facebook page here:
www.facebook.com/RadioMedShow
The Radio-Medicine Show is a weekly for-broadcast syndicated radio show, distributed by Jagger Peyton Entertainment Group, www.jaggerpeyton.com
We have music, comedy and fun with Pop Haydn, Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Judge Nelson, Nancy Magill and our special guests.
On our first show, our featured guest is the wonderful and lovely psychic ukelele lady, Madame Pamita.
As you know, I am not originally from the 21st Century myself, but have been stranded here along with a bunch of fellow expatriates from another time.
Don't get us wrong--we love it here in the 21st Century!
We love the Internet, and the toilet paper, and the fact that you can sell people in this century plain water by the bottle, for real money!
But frankly, the music and entertainment leave a lot to be desired...
We want to provide an alternative to the noise and electro-magnetic and bio-wave energy distortions amd all the other infelicities of this very noisy time.
Everything that goes in your ear stays in your head forever, so listen carefully...
We have just what you need, folks!
It's the cure for the 21st Century!
The music on the show is eclectic Americana, with cowboy, blues, and Old Time music, jazz, jug band, string band, ukelele and eccentric music from the 1890's to the 1930's.
Each selection is chosen for its medicinal qualities, creating a perfect prescription for healing the stress and infelicities of the 21st Century.
It'll make you feel better!
We can use your help. Please check out our page, and FRIEND us.
It will help a lot as we are seeking affiliates.
I hope you enjoy our show. Let me know what you think!
Thank you so much!
There is no place I would rather be than here in the 21st Century with you...
Pop Haydn
www,MySpace.com/PopHaydnShow
The Radio-Medicine Show is on the air!
Just wanted to let you know that our first show is finished, and you can hear the whole thing at our Myspace page here:
www.myspace.com/PopHaydnShow
or at our Facebook page here:
www.facebook.com/RadioMedShow
The Radio-Medicine Show is a weekly for-broadcast syndicated radio show, distributed by Jagger Peyton Entertainment Group, www.jaggerpeyton.com
We have music, comedy and fun with Pop Haydn, Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Judge Nelson, Nancy Magill and our special guests.
On our first show, our featured guest is the wonderful and lovely psychic ukelele lady, Madame Pamita.
As you know, I am not originally from the 21st Century myself, but have been stranded here along with a bunch of fellow expatriates from another time.
Don't get us wrong--we love it here in the 21st Century!
We love the Internet, and the toilet paper, and the fact that you can sell people in this century plain water by the bottle, for real money!
But frankly, the music and entertainment leave a lot to be desired...
We want to provide an alternative to the noise and electro-magnetic and bio-wave energy distortions amd all the other infelicities of this very noisy time.
Everything that goes in your ear stays in your head forever, so listen carefully...
We have just what you need, folks!
It's the cure for the 21st Century!
The music on the show is eclectic Americana, with cowboy, blues, and Old Time music, jazz, jug band, string band, ukelele and eccentric music from the 1890's to the 1930's.
Each selection is chosen for its medicinal qualities, creating a perfect prescription for healing the stress and infelicities of the 21st Century.
It'll make you feel better!
We can use your help. Please check out our page, and FRIEND us.
It will help a lot as we are seeking affiliates.
I hope you enjoy our show. Let me know what you think!
Thank you so much!
There is no place I would rather be than here in the 21st Century with you...
Pop Haydn
www,MySpace.com/PopHaydnShow
We are very excited to announce "Pop Haydn's Radio-Medicine Show" is on the air! It is the cure tor the 21st Century! It'll make you feel better!
This show combines music, comedy, and fun in an hour-long, for-broadcast, syndicated radio show distributed by The Jagger Peyton Entertainmemt Group ( www.jaggerpeyton.com ).
You can hear our entire first show at our new page:
www.myspace.com/PopHaydnShow
Please add us as a friend to keep up with all the new developments in this project.
More information is available at:
www.PopHaydn.com