""My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks": she said with a castigating glance, like an officer of her own law, drenched in her own power. " M.Millions"
Female
99 years old
British Columbia / California, British Columbia
Canada
I am a member of Sugar and Spice Pin Ups..
to check them out click here
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I love Modeling Corsets made my Lace Embrace !
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""BEEP BEEP BEEP.... the sound of me, backing away from the drama !" "
"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."
John Andrew Holmes
OTHER INTERESTS of interest......
Autogynephilia, Andromimetophilia, LOVE Androgyny,Hermaphrodites and Intersex people,
{go to wiki and search the term intersex, if you don't know} Gender Theory, Bhudist Mindfulness, Autonomy Etymology, Semantics, Semiotics and Discussions on Autonomy. Growth, I am a living commentary on ART Passionate about Sound Design/ Electro-Acoustic Composition, Psychic Shopping: vintage clothing and purrfect Vetements, Burrlesque, Pin-Up Modeling, Vaudville, Original Art, Riding my Motorbike,Working on my Wheely Rides, Pilates, Yoga, Modern Pop Dance Forms: Break Dance and Stomp, a great Italian Coffee on commercial drive... Chillin with my Chihuahua "Kitty Cat".
I have gone hungry to pay for original paintings... I adore art that resonates with my soul. I live and breath Poetry. I have enumerable poets memorized.
Love Wit {Dorothy Parker}I studied impresonating her.
People I love knowing:
Photo by Sarah Race of Moi with My dear heart Dom Clown Friend "Blyss". ®
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The Baker Twins loving on their illustrious Host Malaika Millions
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Mz. Millions Evil Counterpart Shaboobie Boobarella.......
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Chillin with Jesse: Everybody's a Pin-Up with The Millions Photo by the darling Tallulah.
Met this fella at Homopalooza last July...
True Love ! ®
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Moi avec the Beautiful and Talented DJ Buzy B.
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Music
TOP FAVES: Bjork, Nina Simone, Gershwin,
Meshell Ndegeocello, Tom Waits, Cole Porter, Dresden Dolls, The Wet Spots.
AND MANY MANY OTHERS : JUST TO NAME A FEW
Radiohead, Lamb, Massive Attack, Baxter, Everything But The Girl, Telepopmusik, Fischerspooner, etc...
Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, The Streets, Gnarles Barkley, Earth Wind And Fire, Clarence Carter, KC and the sunshine band, James Brown, etc...
Tracy Chapman, mother mother, cat power, Bob Schneider, Leonard Cohen, kevin house, Paul Simon, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, "Pretty Sad Band", Jim White, Tori Amos, beth gibson, etc...
Dave Brubeck, Harry James w/ Helen Forrest, Billie Holiday, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitgerald, fats waller, Sophie Tucker, Dutch Swing Band, Take It Off! Striptease Classics, Edith Piaf, Stan Getz, lionel hampton, Doris Day, Dorothy Dandridge, Marilyn Monroe, etc...
Bach, Chopin, Schubert, Georges Bizet's Carmen John Korsrud, Yann Tiersen, Marin Marais,
Movies
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Fight Club, Fisher King, Frankie and Johnny, The Saint, PRETTY MUCH ALL MUSICALS. , Sexy Beast, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Dancer in the Dark, The Limey, Baraka, and of course "Waking Life"....., oh, "Stomp the Yard" kicked ass though perhaps I'm a HUGE FAN of the dance style !
Television
Not Nearly Enough, which wouldn't be very much
I would find it to be a luxury to have the time.
I have enjoyed most:
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
"Dead Like Me" - very sad it ends after the second season.
Royal Canadian Air Farce
" Absolutely Fabulous" - HELLO !
"Little Britain"
"Just for Laugs Gags"
and strangely enough that spiritual channel...
I like a good documentary picking apart history...
Books
"Where The Wild Things Are" Dictionary and Thesaurus, anything by Dorothy Parker especially her short story "Big Blond", 1984 , Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land, Encyclopedia of Semiotics, Theodore Roethke, ee cummings, Ann Sexton Jitterbug Perfume The Story of O , "Becoming a Visible Man" by Jamison Green.
Heroes
Maya Angelo, My friend Seth aka Mrs. Murphy, the suffragists, Philip Seymour Hoffman [ love him. ] my friend Irene, Ghandi, Lucille Ball, ee cummings, myself.
About me: Malaika Millions
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED,
"Lime In The Coconut Burletta" Malaika Millions
FTF Cabaret @ Lick Club August 25, 2007
I Adore this Burletta !
STINKMITT MUSIC VIDEO "MARILYN MONROE SLEEPOVER"
-DIRECTOR: DARYL THOMPSON
-STARRING MALAIKA MILLIONS
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WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!
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WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?
I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Drag, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do Improv Comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor.
I've co-created the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act.. called the "Big Bam Boobies".... literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage and Hilarious Storyline.
Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I'm a professional Party Favour.....
I produce/curate Cabarets
I do temporary talent management for Events, hiring and organizing performers for Parties.
I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording.
This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.
Sure I'll make a Music page someday...
I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy
Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.
I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a
particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly. {almost anything, seriously, I'm good}
I am a Concept Artist!
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}
I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Writer / Poet.
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Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio
A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets,
Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be
compared.
Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation
her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises.
A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque
and Conceptual Satire Burlesque,
this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding,
Chihuahua toting,
Cute, but
Vitriolic Vixen.
Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting
long after the show.
Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.
Formerly a Member of Sweet Soul Burlesque
...............................Cross Dorothy Parker with Marilyn Monroe
Click on this Photos to Learn about the Short Film I was in.
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.............................. "My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks"
..............................she said with a castigating glance,
..............................like an officer of her own law
..............................drenched in her own power. " M.Millions
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Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie,
Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.
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.......................................................................{above photo by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"}
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...................................................CREDITS: for above photo
...................................................Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
...................................................Photographer: Franco Valerio
...................................................Graphic Artist: Lisa von Sturmer
...................................................Model: Malaika Millions
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...............................................................................{above photos by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"} ®
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...............................................above Photo by Peter of Belle Photo
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CREDITS:for above photo
Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
Photographer: Franco Valerio
Model: Malaika Millions ®
Who I'd like to meet: People I'd love to Dialogue with are:
{well, a lot of them are dead writers....
but lets see, who's still here....?}
Bjork, Maya Angelo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tracy Chapman,
Jamison Green, the Dalai Lama, Chris Rock, Helena Bonham Carter, ...{ oh golly, I'll add more later....}
and:
those who are not a figment of my lack of imagination.
Creative People for Networking and Inspiration.
YOU , WHO SUPPORT THEATRICAL TALENT AND WANT TO COME TO THE SHOWS I SUPPORT !!!
Those with SASS levels that erupt even the most inactive of minds. !
I'd love to meet People who:
-will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality.
-think for themselves and can question their own beliefs and assumptions.
-understand and strive for Autonomy
-who don't have their identity fixated in the Duality of Gender.
I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people whom I've met in Life
or on Myspace. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apologizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intellectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intellectual or Spiritual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!
yaaaaaay! welcome to america!!!!! i'm in SF now and may be down in LA towards the end of august...send your US phone number to my yahoo account...xoxo! CBell
Umm can we say hot . I love th new photo's that are up . Hurry up and move your ass here . I need to kick some ass in pool and only your ego can take it
Malaika, How are you gorgeous? Haven't heard in a while. Still doing your thing, i see! Sweetie,hope you hada woderful 4 of July as well as a joyful weekend too.... Keep it real as always, precious! Take care,my friend.
Date of Birth: 05/12/1937 Date of Death: 06/22/2008 Age at Death: 71 Cause of Death: Heart Failure …Comedian Famous For Saying Seven Words That US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Didn't Like…
