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SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS !

enjoy some posters of past shows below...

Get Your Gay On ! July 4th ... Malaika Millions is officially American !

"Get Your Gay On!" Friday May 16th @ Lick

Learn more about Bob Loblaw Comedy Troupe.
http://www.bobloblawqct.ca/

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Online petition - OPPOSE Bill C-484 - REJETEZ Bill C-484

I Adore these Fellas. If you think you may need a new transmission... Go to theses Guys !! www.pacificdriveline.com

I adore Tallulah Photography. link here.
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I am a member of Sugar and Spice Pin Ups..
to check them out click here

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I love Modeling Corsets made my Lace Embrace !
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""BEEP BEEP BEEP.... the sound of me,
backing away from the drama !" "

"Speech is conveniently located
midway between thought and action,
where it often substitutes for both."
John Andrew Holmes

OTHER INTERESTS of interest......
Autogynephilia, Andromimetophilia,
LOVE Androgyny,Hermaphrodites and Intersex people,
{go to wiki and search the term intersex, if you don't know}
Gender Theory, Bhudist Mindfulness, Autonomy
Etymology, Semantics, Semiotics and Discussions on Autonomy. Growth,
I am a living commentary on ART
Passionate about Sound Design/ Electro-Acoustic Composition,
Psychic Shopping: vintage clothing and purrfect Vetements,
Burrlesque, Pin-Up Modeling, Vaudville, Original Art,
Riding my Motorbike,Working on my Wheely Rides,
Pilates, Yoga, Modern Pop Dance Forms: Break Dance and Stomp,
a great Italian Coffee on commercial drive...
Chillin with my Chihuahua "Kitty Cat".
I have gone hungry to pay for original paintings...
I adore art that resonates with my soul.
I live and breath Poetry.
I have enumerable poets memorized.
Love Wit {Dorothy Parker}I studied impresonating her.

People I love knowing:

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The Baker Twins loving on their illustrious Host Malaika Millions

My Adored and Revered friend Shaboobie Boobarella.

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Everybody's a Pin-Up with The Millions
Photo by the darling Tallulah.

Met this fella at a Pride Festival.
True Love !

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I Heart Lorna ! The Gal has Brass Balls !
Music

TOP FAVES: Bjork, Nina Simone, Gershwin,
Meshell Ndegeocello, Tom Waits,
Cole Porter, Dresden Dolls,
The Wet Spots.
AND MANY MANY OTHERS : JUST TO NAME A FEW
Radiohead, Lamb, Massive Attack,
Baxter, Everything But The Girl, Telepopmusik,
Fischerspooner, etc...
Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, The Streets,
Gnarles Barkley, Earth Wind And Fire, Clarence Carter,
KC and the sunshine band, James Brown, etc...
Tracy Chapman, mother mother, cat power,
Bob Schneider, Leonard Cohen, kevin house, Paul Simon,
Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, "Pretty Sad Band",
Jim White, Tori Amos, beth gibson, etc...
Dave Brubeck, Harry James w/ Helen Forrest,
Billie Holiday, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitgerald,
fats waller, Sophie Tucker, Dutch Swing Band,
Take It Off! Striptease Classics, Edith Piaf, Stan Getz,
lionel hampton, Doris Day, Dorothy Dandridge,
Marilyn Monroe, etc...

Bach, Chopin, Schubert, Georges Bizet's Carmen
John Korsrud, Yann Tiersen,
Marin Marais,
Movies
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Fight Club, Fisher King,
Frankie and Johnny, The Saint, PRETTY MUCH ALL MUSICALS.,
Sexy Beast, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Dancer in the Dark, The Limey, Baraka, and of course "Waking Life"....., oh, "Stomp the Yard" kicked ass though perhaps I'm a HUGE FAN of the dance style !
Television
Not Nearly Enough, which wouldn't be very much
I would find it to be a luxury to have the time.
I have enjoyed most: The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
"Dead Like Me" - very sad it ends after the second season.
Royal Canadian Air Farce
" Absolutely Fabulous" - HELLO !
"Little Britain"
"Just for Laugs Gags"
and strangely enough that spiritual channel...
I like a good documentary picking apart history...
Books
"Where The Wild Things Are"
Dictionary and Thesaurus,
anything by Dorothy Parker especially her short story "Big Blond",
1984 , Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Encyclopedia of Semiotics,
Theodore Roethke, ee cummings, Ann Sexton
Jitterbug Perfume
The Story of O , "Becoming a Visible Man" by Jamison Green.
Heroes
Maya Angelo,
My friend Seth aka Mrs. Murphy, the suffragists,
Philip Seymour Hoffman [ love him. ]
my friend Irene, Ghandi, Lucille Ball,
ee cummings, myself.

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Feb 25, 2010 4:32 AM Malaika Millions Acting Credits, Performance & Viewable Footage
Jun 12, 2009 10:42 PM The Happy Shop June 20th 2009 with guest Malaika Millions
May 20, 2009 9:25 PM Blow Up Party - May 31st @ El Cid in LA - Come see my Comedy
Apr 30, 2009 3:57 PM Malaika Millions @ The Pink Flamingo Burlesque May 2nd
Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM I'm Hosting Grab Ass: VICTORY VARIETY HOUR tonight....

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About me:

Malaika Millions
YOU CAN FIND HER in Los Angeles these days..
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED, and totally Genius.

MALAIKA MILLIONS

For more than 15 years Malaika Millions has caused both an awed hush and craze in audiences for her work as a performance artist, burlesque maven, poetry performance artist, emcee, and comedian. Originally from Vancouver BC, she currently resides in Los Angeles where she continues to use these mediums exploring in the most silly and sultry way, issues of feminism, power dynamic and sexual negation.

In the past three years Millions has performed in more than 150 stage works, including such self produced Cabaret’s as “Malaika Millions and her Breast Friends” (2007). A highlight is her executive production of the infamous ‘mammarionette’ act, “The Big Bam Boobies,” which premiered at the 2006 Vancouver Burlesque Festival. Fluent in all burlesque styles, from Vaudeville to Seductive Strip Tease, Millions infuses relevant social statements with sex appeal and humour. Millions was honoured as the “Performer most likely to confuse an audience and then make them pee their pants” at the 2008 Vancouver International Burlesque Festival. Millions believes that “it only takes a spoon full of sexy to help the message get out”. She is presently at work on several new productions and performances.

..Malaika Millions Acting Credits, Performance & Viewable Footage..

Marilyn Monroe Sleepover - Stink Mitt – {music video}
Role: Marilyn Monroe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zphYIxTvsQo
STINKMITT MUSIC VIDEO "MARILYN MONROE SLEEPOVER" -DIRECTOR: DARYL THOMPSON
-STARRING MALAIKA MILLIONS

The Disillusionment of Anglesea Briggs - {short film}
Role: Dixie Dale – Vixen
http://www.kijo.com/anglesea/page01.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077372/

Crazy Baby - {short film}
USA 2008. Dir Jules Nurrish. 3min.
Role: Nurse
Synopsis: An unhinged patient, a sexy nurse and a very large needle…

Instant Suburbs Hair! {spoof commercial}
Role: Punk Momma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__FDZq7SQs
Synopsis: Need a temporary hair style for those middle American moments? Jesus had a sister productions has invented the solution: INSTANT SUBURBS HAIR!

..QUOTE about working with Malaika Millions:..
"I really think you have a great presence and in the little time we did work together, I know that the reason you were the "one-take-wonder" that you were, was due to your attention to details, your professionalism, your dedication and your character. You were a treat to work with and I'd work with you again in a second." D.E. Thompson

..Other Viewable Footage of Malaika Millions online ..{more to come soon}

Malaika Millions performs 'The Lime in the Coconut' burlesque
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/lime-in-the-coconut

Malaika Millions performs ‘Blow Out Sale’ burlesque
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/blow-out-sale

Malaika Million's speech honouring Shaboobie Booberella.
Award Presentation : Vancouver Burlesque Festival Gala 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq9Pd1Wq4YI

The Big Bam Boobies : The Big Bam Boobies is a Punch and Judy style Boobie Marionette Act. A collaborative project between Malaika Millions and Shaboobie Boobarella The Big Bam Boobies are: Shaboobie Boobarella and Farrah Moans Loaning their Gigantic Boobie Talents to Portray the Legendary Big Bam Boobie Sisters… With Malaika Millions and Teddy Smooth as Boobie Opperators. Malaika and Teddy felt very qualified to be the Boobie Handlers.
http://www.stripcheez.com/video/big-bam-boobies

WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!
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WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?

I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Drag, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do Improv Comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor.
I've co-created the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act..
called the "Big Bam Boobies"....
literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage
and Hilarious Storyline.

Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I'm a professional Party Favour.....

I produce/curate Cabarets
I do temporary talent management for Events, hiring and
organizing performers for Parties.

I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording.
This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.
Sure I'll make a Music page someday...

I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy
Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.

I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a
particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly.
{almost anything, seriously, I'm good}

I am a Concept Artist!
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}

I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Writer / Poet.

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Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio

A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets, Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be compared.

Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises. A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque, this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding, Chihuahua toting, Cute, but Vitriolic Vixen.

Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting long after the show.

Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.

Formerly a Member of Sweet Soul Burlesque

...............................Cross Dorothy Parker with Marilyn Monroe

.............................Burlesque Dancer, Actor, Comedian, Model,

Vancouver, BC, Canada

Click on this Photos to Learn about the Short Film I was in.
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.............................. "My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks"
..............................she said with a castigating glance,
..............................like an officer of her own law
..............................drenched in her own power. " M.Millions

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Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie, Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges
and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.

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.......................................................................{above photo by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"}

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...................................................CREDITS: for above photo
...................................................Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
...................................................Photographer: Franco Valerio
...................................................Graphic Artist: Lisa von Sturmer
...................................................Model: Malaika Millions

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...............................................................................{above photos by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"}
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...............................................above Photo by Peter of Belle Photo

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CREDITS:for above photo

Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier Photographer: Franco Valerio Model: Malaika Millions
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Who I'd like to meet:

People I'd love to Dialogue with are: {well, a lot of them are dead writers....
but lets see, who's still here....?} Bjork, Maya Angelo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tracy Chapman, Jamison Green, the Dalai Lama, Chris Rock, Helena Bonham Carter, ...{ oh golly, I'll add more later....}

and:
those who are not a figment of my lack of imagination.
Creative People for Networking and Inspiration.

YOU , WHO SUPPORT THEATRICAL TALENT
AND WANT TO COME TO THE SHOWS I SUPPORT !!!

Those with SASS levels that erupt even the most inactive of minds. !

I'd love to meet People who:
-will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality.

-think for themselves and can question their own beliefs and assumptions.
-understand and strive for Autonomy
-who don't have their identity fixated in the Duality of Gender.

I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people whom I've met in Life
or on Myspace. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apologizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intellectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intellectual or Spiritual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!

Details

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Heavenly British Columbia
Orientation: Not Sure
Ethnicity: Other
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Occupation: Entertainer / Quip Meister
Income: $250,000 and Higher

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Malaika Millions Productions
- Vancouver, BC CA
- Owner
The Alpha Femmes [all Girl Motorcycle Gang]
- Vancouver, BC CA
- Gang Leader

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