"My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks": she said with a castigating glance, like an officer of her own law, drenched in her own power. " M.Millions
Female
99 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
I Adore these Fellas. If you think you may need a new transmission...
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I adore Tallulah Photography. link here. ®
I am a member of Sugar and Spice Pin Ups..
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I love Modeling Corsets made my Lace Embrace !
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""BEEP BEEP BEEP.... the sound of me, backing away from the drama !" "
"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."
John Andrew Holmes
OTHER INTERESTS of interest......
Autogynephilia, Andromimetophilia, LOVE Androgyny,Hermaphrodites and Intersex people,
{go to wiki and search the term intersex, if you don't know} Gender Theory, Bhudist Mindfulness, Autonomy Etymology, Semantics, Semiotics and Discussions on Autonomy. Growth, I am a living commentary on ART Passionate about Sound Design/ Electro-Acoustic Composition, Psychic Shopping: vintage clothing and purrfect Vetements, Burrlesque, Pin-Up Modeling, Vaudville, Original Art, Riding my Motorbike,Working on my Wheely Rides, Pilates, Yoga, Modern Pop Dance Forms: Break Dance and Stomp, a great Italian Coffee on commercial drive... Chillin with my Chihuahua "Kitty Cat".
I have gone hungry to pay for original paintings... I adore art that resonates with my soul. I live and breath Poetry. I have enumerable poets memorized.
Love Wit {Dorothy Parker}I studied impresonating her.
People I love knowing:
The Baker Twins loving on their illustrious Host Malaika Millions
My Adored and Revered friend Shaboobie Boobarella. ®
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Chillin with Jesse: Everybody's a Pin-Up with The Millions Photo by the darling Tallulah.
Met this fella at a Pride Festival.
True Love ! ®
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I Heart Lorna ! The Gal has Brass Balls !
Music
TOP FAVES: Bjork, Nina Simone, Gershwin,
Meshell Ndegeocello, Tom Waits, Cole Porter, Dresden Dolls, The Wet Spots.
AND MANY MANY OTHERS : JUST TO NAME A FEW
Radiohead, Lamb, Massive Attack, Baxter, Everything But The Girl, Telepopmusik, Fischerspooner, etc...
Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, The Streets, Gnarles Barkley, Earth Wind And Fire, Clarence Carter, KC and the sunshine band, James Brown, etc...
Tracy Chapman, mother mother, cat power, Bob Schneider, Leonard Cohen, kevin house, Paul Simon, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, "Pretty Sad Band", Jim White, Tori Amos, beth gibson, etc...
Dave Brubeck, Harry James w/ Helen Forrest, Billie Holiday, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitgerald, fats waller, Sophie Tucker, Dutch Swing Band, Take It Off! Striptease Classics, Edith Piaf, Stan Getz, lionel hampton, Doris Day, Dorothy Dandridge, Marilyn Monroe, etc...
Bach, Chopin, Schubert, Georges Bizet's Carmen John Korsrud, Yann Tiersen, Marin Marais,
Movies
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Fight Club, Fisher King, Frankie and Johnny, The Saint, PRETTY MUCH ALL MUSICALS. , Sexy Beast, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Dancer in the Dark, The Limey, Baraka, and of course "Waking Life"....., oh, "Stomp the Yard" kicked ass though perhaps I'm a HUGE FAN of the dance style !
Television
Not Nearly Enough, which wouldn't be very much
I would find it to be a luxury to have the time.
I have enjoyed most:
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
"Dead Like Me" - very sad it ends after the second season.
Royal Canadian Air Farce
" Absolutely Fabulous" - HELLO !
"Little Britain"
"Just for Laugs Gags"
and strangely enough that spiritual channel...
I like a good documentary picking apart history...
Books
"Where The Wild Things Are" Dictionary and Thesaurus, anything by Dorothy Parker especially her short story "Big Blond", 1984 , Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land, Encyclopedia of Semiotics, Theodore Roethke, ee cummings, Ann Sexton Jitterbug Perfume The Story of O , "Becoming a Visible Man" by Jamison Green.
Heroes
Maya Angelo, My friend Seth aka Mrs. Murphy, the suffragists, Philip Seymour Hoffman [ love him. ] my friend Irene, Ghandi, Lucille Ball, ee cummings, myself.
Malaika Millions's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Lesbian
Hometown:
Heavenly British Columbia
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Occupation:
Entertainer / Quip Meister
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Malaika Millions's Companies
Malaika Millions Productions Vancouver, BC CA Owner
The Alpha Femmes [all Girl Motorcycle Gang] Vancouver, BC CA Gang Leader
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About me: Malaika Millions
YOU CAN FIND HER IN AND AROUND LOS ANGELES THESE DAYS.
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED, and totally Genius.
MALAIKA MILLIONS
For more than 15 years Malaika Millions has caused both an awed hush and craze in audiences for her work as a performance artist, burlesque maven, poetry performance artist, emcee, and comedian. Originally from Vancouver BC, she currently resides in Los Angeles where she continues to use these mediums exploring in the most silly and sultry way, issues of feminism, power dynamic and sexual negation.
In the past three years Millions has performed in more than 150 stage works, including such self produced Cabaret’s as “Malaika Millions and her Breast Friends” (2007). A highlight is her executive production of the infamous ‘mammarionette’ act, “The Big Bam Boobies,” which premiered at the 2006 Vancouver Burlesque Festival. Fluent in all burlesque styles, from Vaudeville to Seductive Strip Tease, Millions infuses relevant social statements with sex appeal and humour. Millions was honoured as the “Performer most likely to confuse an audience and then make them pee their pants” at the 2008 Vancouver International Burlesque Festival. Millions believes that “it only takes a spoon full of sexy to help the message get out”. She is presently at work on several new productions and performances.
"Lime In The Coconut Burletta" Malaika Millions
FTF Cabaret @ Lick Club August 25, 2007
I Adore this Burletta !
STINKMITT MUSIC VIDEO "MARILYN MONROE SLEEPOVER"
-DIRECTOR: DARYL THOMPSON
-STARRING MALAIKA MILLIONS
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WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!
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WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?
I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Drag, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do Improv Comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor.
I've co-created the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act.. called the "Big Bam Boobies".... literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage and Hilarious Storyline.
Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I'm a professional Party Favour.....
I produce/curate Cabarets
I do temporary talent management for Events, hiring and organizing performers for Parties.
I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording.
This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.
Sure I'll make a Music page someday...
I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy
Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.
I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a
particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly. {almost anything, seriously, I'm good}
I am a Concept Artist!
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}
I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Writer / Poet.
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Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio
A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets,
Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be
compared.
Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation
her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises.
A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque
and Conceptual Satire Burlesque,
this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding,
Chihuahua toting,
Cute, but
Vitriolic Vixen.
Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting
long after the show.
Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.
Formerly a Member of Sweet Soul Burlesque
...............................Cross Dorothy Parker with Marilyn Monroe
Click on this Photos to Learn about the Short Film I was in.
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.............................. "My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks"
..............................she said with a castigating glance,
..............................like an officer of her own law
..............................drenched in her own power. " M.Millions
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Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie,
Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.
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...................................................CREDITS: for above photo
...................................................Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
...................................................Photographer: Franco Valerio
...................................................Graphic Artist: Lisa von Sturmer
...................................................Model: Malaika Millions
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...............................................................................{above photos by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"} ®
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...............................................above Photo by Peter of Belle Photo
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CREDITS:for above photo
Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
Photographer: Franco Valerio
Model: Malaika Millions ®
Who I'd like to meet: People I'd love to Dialogue with are:
{well, a lot of them are dead writers....
but lets see, who's still here....?}
Bjork, Maya Angelo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tracy Chapman,
Jamison Green, the Dalai Lama, Chris Rock, Helena Bonham Carter, ...{ oh golly, I'll add more later....}
and:
those who are not a figment of my lack of imagination.
Creative People for Networking and Inspiration.
YOU , WHO SUPPORT THEATRICAL TALENT AND WANT TO COME TO THE SHOWS I SUPPORT !!!
Those with SASS levels that erupt even the most inactive of minds. !
I'd love to meet People who:
-will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality.
-think for themselves and can question their own beliefs and assumptions.
-understand and strive for Autonomy
-who don't have their identity fixated in the Duality of Gender.
I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people whom I've met in Life
or on Myspace. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apologizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intellectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intellectual or Spiritual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!
Sending you Happy B-Day wishes! Our friendship is more than just a fad, it's a ballin' cyber experience. And remember, you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Rock on and hope to hear from you soon.
We want to hire you! That’s right, BurlesqueCommunity.com will pay you to upload your photos and videos taken at either the New Orleans Burlesque Festival or the Montreal Burlesque Festival.
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Darling As my MySpace friend, I am including you in something exciting--we have begun to show off my new CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED Feature Film NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! It has been called BORAT MEETS CANDY by the Denver Post's Bill Husted, and I want your feedback, and the feedback of your MySpace friends! You would be doing me a big favor if you would post this comment so people would know to go the the "My Videos" section of my profile to watch the trailer and the other scenes I have posted. This is my market research as to how well we have done. The film is being shopped as we speak by a major film agent, and we are entering it in Film Festivals! This is exciting, and thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
Also, I am now on FACEBOOK, and TWITTER---this is a much easier way to stay up to date with my movies progress...just go to www.twitter.com/kizmetnatasha to follow me!
Hi Malaika Millions, thanks for adding PinupPost.com! Have you checked out the site? Make sure you sign up for the daily email to get the latest pinups sent to your inbox. And if *YOU* have pinups you want to send in make sure you hit SUBMIT on the left of the page!
Saturday, August 29th, join us for a MICHAEL JACKSON Remembrance party for The Girls w/ DJ JIJI SWEET!
Out&About Events for Women invites you to celebrate the life and music of Michael Jackson on what would have been the 51st birthday of the King of Pop.
Join us for REMEMBER THE TIME An End of the Summer / Michael Jackson Remembrance Party for the Girls so come out and meet some PYTs! 9PM-2AM @ SugaCane Lounge 1053 S. Hill
Attire: "Black Or White" in downtown Los Angeles, 90015
Michael Jackson Memorabilia & Footage all night Air-Conditioned Venue Lots of Free and Low Cost Parking Beautiful Women (who love women!) FREE copies of Serafemme Magazine $10 All Night Celebrity DJ JIJI SWEET! SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY @ The SugaCane Lounge! www.serafemme.com
PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE is THIS WEDNESDAY at Bordello in Los Angeles!
We are celebrating our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and will be doing a show dedicated to the films of director David Lynch featuring burlesque acts inspired by each of his films from Eraserhead to Twin Peaks to Inland Empire. Even if you aren't a fan of David Lynch, there will be plenty of beautiful burlesque performers to enjoy on stage...in fact, we will have more performers onstage at this show than any other we've done, so please join us in celebration of our birthday and the ART of tease!
(click on the poster for show details!)
with a live musical performance by MATHER LOUTH AND RADIO NOIR!
Darling Since we are MySpace friends, I would like you to celebrate with me! First my movie is DONE! And it has turned out so sexy and funny. We are beginning direct outreach to studios and distributors this week, and entering it in some cool Film Festivals...All the big time film people who have seen it are BLOWN AWAY! Cross your fingers for me. we will put up a trailer here soon! In the meantime, I have attached a really cool new commercial I am the star of here in Denver for FATBURGER. Enjoy, and if you are in Denver, visit a FATBURGER and tell them you saw the commercial with Natasha!! Also, I am now on TWITTER---this is a much easier way to stay up to date with my activities...just go to www.twitter.com/kizmetnatasha to follow me! Please check out my Myspace home page for the Look bikini contest photos of me, and then vote for me!!! xoxo Natasha
"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)
"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
