My main interests are speaking fluent smart ass and dabbling in the black arts.
Smokers, cause they all wanna puff my winston and put it in my ashtray... come on baby Ill be your Marlboro Man.
People with brazen audacity and an abundance of nerve.
The occasional drink... Im not quite a tall glass of water... I'm somewhere between a half pint and a gallon but Im enough to quench your thirst. So grab my straw, rattle my ice cubes and un-sip. A toast! From my top to your bottom from your bottom to my top from my middle to your middle be good and I will give you a little. A drunken binge is good for the soul.
Oh I prefer to toot my own horn...hell Ive got a whole brass band backing me up. The echo of flash bulbs the thunder of applause...now thats a swingin beat I can really get moving too...
Movies
We all keep up our acts through life reading lines, remembering cues and even if it all should wind up on the cutting room floor you can rest easy knowing the cameras had a reason to keep rolling. Will your name be the first on your credits or the last on the reel? Are you a star or only a supporting role? Before you know it your contract will have been terminated and the opportunity to wow theatre goers will have passed. I however wouldn’t know the privilege considering Tony and I have been broadcasting since 1956. Through the decades the screen has gone from silent to Technicolor and in that time great films and the stars who have made them have been forgotten… will your life be the same? So many of my so called “costars” have met a similar fate… but who do you think introduced them? I can be the only star on the screen! My favorite pictures are of course my own... Highschool Hell, Dragstrip Dracula, I Was a Teenage Hatchet Fiend, The Drive-in Strangler, Hex Appeal, and Spooks on Wheels.
Television
There is a chill in the air when Im on it. You tune in and I put out... so set down your remote and stay a while... oh that isnt your remote. Hahahaha. All these stations and not a thing on...and then of course there is my station and you wish I had nothing on. Oh but there are other things fit for your viewing pleasure... Tales From the Crypt, Sammy Terry, Vampira.....
Books
Dont judge a book by its cover doll, at least thumb through my pages. If Im not checked out of the library Im yours for the night book worm. Its hard to come by one like me baby Im out of print. I may not be on the best sellers list but Im at the top of the stack between your mattresses.
Heroes
Oh heroes... theyre a silly nuisance....however I do have some folks I look up to....such as my late grandfather Thomias Bruce for having supported me through out the years and my mother Jenny Bruce for having taught me all I know on how to charm... of course there is that band of the famous living dead, that Hollywood royalty, the real go getters...or go get ems depending on how they swing...those who so warmly welcomed me into their ranks...
The Glamour Ghoul who set the bar for me...Vampira!
They dont call me the gothabilly glampire for nothing!
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1950-1959
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SpookyBrucey.com is cleaning house gang! Thanks to the lack of child labor laws in neighboring countries we were able to get the site in tip top condition in no time! Our team of set building experts saw to it no detail was left unnoticed before deportion and the wardrobe department made sure the designs were astounding just after arriving chained to one another in a 1976 Chevy Van. Should anything be not to your licking...uh I mean liking....its nothing a few dozen forged passports cant fix. Tony and I were stuck behind the eight ball there for a while kids but I chalked up a few dozen cue sticks and he put it in enough corner pockets so that now were the sleaziest pool hustlers in town again! (If you didnt get the innuendo there youre a lost cause) So keep an eye on the site, a finger on your pulse and a hand on your....mouse. New shocking SpookyBrucey.com installmenrs are coming soon!!! There will be new films being hosted in our Super Shock Show with a whole new gang of nasty characters!! A SpookyBrucey Book Club! Hi-Death Radio!!! A Fortune Telling Crystal Ball serving as your own personal profit of doom and more!
See Tony and I at the Vampira Tribute March 26th through the 28th in Indianapolis!!! We will be there with our own merchandise and our whole gang of misfits so be there or be square! Go to http://www.vampiratribute.com/ for more information!!!
Go ahead and sit a little closer to the computer screen kids, how can it be bad on the eyes if Im this easy on them? Dont bother adjusting the monitor I just look that good. Yours truly is a horror host stranded in the brass buckle of the bible belt where everyone is just another notch. My show at SpookyBrucey.com is a thrill a minute joyride through narrow back alleys filled with cheap thrills and horror smut.
Oh and I guess yer probably wanting to know everything about me the one the only Male-vira, Man-pira, the bastard child of the golden days of Hollywood and contemporary gore filled schlock... I could go on and on...
I consider myself to be a bit like the night. Night is a beautiful thing, giving the dullest things an intrigue once it's been cast in its shadow hiding the imperfections with darkness. The stars are talents scattered thick throughout its sky glowing brighter than anything day could accomplish each another to be admired, and the moon, the moon is its heart at times it may seem as though it's vanished into the black forever and slowly it returns growing bigger glowing brighter, but when it does return it's so admired that it leaves again only to return to have the same adoring reception.
Buy your tickets now, you'll pay for a seat but just use the edge of it! Adult tickets only, for explicit violence, suggestive humor, and mature situations.
Paparazzi...Nancy Sinatra...and maybe someone to put the bulb under my lampshade...but first I gotta check your wattage, not just anyone can flip my switch. Hahahaha.... Well lets see besides a good time I would love to meet some folks with an exquisite wit. Anyone with a little shimmer and glow. I would love to catch up with a few old flings...
There was Bruno back in 87...the possessive type.
And of course there was Lucas in 95...he never could take a joke.
Oh yes and how could I forget Marlow, he was the only man I had who could punch a hole in the wall mid fucking...what more could you ask for sex and property damage. I keep a bulls eye over the head board but no one sense has beat him.
Jasper and Tonic were always a handful, two handfuls depending on what kind of mood they were in.
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