one word...Kanye West...but Jay z is my fav of all time
Movies
i love comedys of course but i also like a chick flick every now and then..dont judge me. I hate horror movies, not because im scared, but because im smart..so predictable, "omg...what was that noise? me and the black guy are gonna go check it out.." (SLICE!!) dead.."dude wheres tommy and tyler?!..i better go to the exact spot where i heard them get murdered.." (SLICE!!) and so on and so on.
Television
i dont watch tv much,but sometimes i catch that japense game show where they have all those courses set up and theres two americans doing all the voices for them.. that shit is funny, if you ever get a chance watch it, cause i havnt seen a show that funny since night court.
Books
come on its the 90's nobody reads books anymore unless they are forced.. i dont read much of anything really, a newspaper here and there and some stories in playboy but thats pretty much it.
MICHAEL MALONE
comedian/bad ass/rebel/all time QB-
Malone has been doing stand up comedy since he was 11. Thats not true but wouldnt that be amazing. September of 2002 is when he did pick up the microphone and since then hes traveled all over the midwest and was let loose in Los Angeles January of 05. After doing comedy for only 2 years he was asked to be in Ohio's best improv troupe "The Boss Players". Michael is currently working on his first album "Subconsciously I'm an Asshole". Michael has been featured in several stag films and already belongs to 3 moose lodges. His bad ass spikey hair and five o'clock shadow are trademarked and he will sue anyone who copies or claims to "reinvent" his style. Malone knows he can't legally do that but he will stress to you not to do it because it is all he has going for him, he pleads with you to find your own look. Yes most people would use this vital space on the main page of their site to go on and on about what they've done and where they have been, and how much ass they kick. Well boys and girls I think its plain to see that we don't have to do that here, because if your here, then you already know how much Malone kicks ass. We recently took a survey about who Americas next comedy sensation is and Malone is right below carrot top at a strong 288 in the nation. Malone loves kids and is okay with the idea of playing birthday parties and dressing like a funny clown or favorite cartoon character of the childs choice. Michael also enjoys jogging, sometimes minutes in a row and several feet in distance. Malone does not drink or smoke but is addicted to skittles and miniature cans of soda. Michael once lent a homeless man his high school degree and license so he could get a job and start fresh in life. Michael enjoys magic and bears who ride bicycles that are clearly too small to support the weight of a full grown bear. Malone would also like to take this time to say that hes sorry about you reading all of this it has no real point and that you should just probably go to his site or something and laugh.
--P.S. Malone really enjoys chocolate chip cookies, so please send him some.Thank You.
Hey long lost pal ... i miss ya a ton, hard to believe its been like a freakin year! :( i miss youuuuuu and you were great last night as usual by the way
Well my lil bro if you are gonna be in the area you should come to the wedding your mom and wayners are planning to attend its the 4th!!! ♥ u lots xoxoxo
don't you think it's a little sexist to have ALL guys on your top friends? or maybe a little homo.. might I suggest a top friend without stylishly disheveled hair and 5 o'clock shadow?
yo mike, you're about 45 minutes from my cousins house, she's BBQ'ing, me and quinn are chilling watching the cavs game up here, you're more than welcome to swing by, text me for the address if you're down.
Hey stranger, went to the club last night and you were the talk of the town....ran into people that saw your show and they couldn't stop talking about how good it was, (the Friday crew).....others over heard the conversation and asked when your scheduled to come back. I told them to keep checking your website for updates. Hope things are well with you! ttyl
