Sleeping, Slacking, Freemason Conspiracies, Damning the MAN, Plotting the downfall of Western Civilization, Bagpipes, Tesla Coils, Failed assassination attempts, Controlling the unwitting populace through media outlets, Cheese
Music
The Bagpipes, The Banjo, and The Accordian. The Trifectia that all the chicks dig.
Movies
The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Blues Brothers, MST3K The Movie, Dr. Strangelove, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, A Night at The Opera
Television
Cartoon Network, Comedy Central
Books
"1984" by George Orwell, "Blameless in Abaddon" by James Morrow, "Understanding Comics" by Scott McCloud
San Diego State University
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Clubs: Drama Nerd Sex Cauldren; GPA Too Low To Get Into UCSD; I <3 Underage Drinking; Rho Iota Epsilon (&rho &iota &epsilon)
2003 to 2007
Helix High
La Mesa,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
His friends claim that he has a wit and charm unlike that of any other. His enemies just think he's a pompous jerk. In fact, some of his friends also think that, they're just more polite about it.
Matt makes war, not love, although he is a lover and not a fighter. A lover of a fine pastries.
Matt leads a life unlike any other, mostly due to his 10th Level feats of the “Inappropriate Comment” and “Too Much Hair on His Body +5”. Matt would be a Level 15 Chaotic/Neutral Bard, if he didn't hate nerds with a fiery passion.
In glorious spite of the fact that he is white and privileged, Matt has made it his never-ending task to consistently “Damn the Man”, much to the consternation of his family and friends.
Matt likes to use 25 cent words where a 5 cent word would suffice. He does this to make himself seem smarter than he actually is.
Akimbo.
Matt secretly hates you all. If he had it his way, you would all be living a life of poverty and servitude. If you are already living the life of poverty and servitude, Matt wants you to continue going about your business, only with more emphasis.
If Matt had a working Time Machine, he would most likely use it for personal gain with reckless abandon and no thought whatsoever to causality. He would also ensure that Nikola Tesla would be the inventor of Peanut Brittle, merely to make George Washington Carver cry himself to sleep every night.
If Matt ever attains the wealth and power he knows that he is entitled to, he shall use these riches to fund the death of his enemies, of which there are many. And also a giant wall to keep out the Mongol Hoards that are want to attack his backyard with little provocation. Possibly a trebuchet for fun on the weekends.
Matt is on the AIM system of communication at “DiscoWood7”. You don't have to talk to him; you can just place him on your list and check his away messages like a stalker. It's ok! Really. He's probably doing it to you as you read this, so just reciprocate the favor.
Matthew. I'm in Roma (rome) and am having waves of lightheadedness due to lack of food and water.
But, I am returning to the states with many wonderful pieces of clothing, in place of food and water, due in part to the awesome saldi (sale) season in europa (europe).
I'm coming to sd on the 15th. see you soon. holla what what.
i'm honored to have received a homer quote from a professional thespian as it pertains to my movie idea... i'm not sure a higher honor can be achieved.
