Your Favorite Loose Cannon - Alyssa

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  • Your Favorite Loose Cannon - Alyssa

  • 31 / Female
  • The Land of Port, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 1/6/2010

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Interests

  • General

    I'm obsessed with my cat Joel, My job is my life, i have some pretty amazing friends, and i like to take road trips...i also talk ALOT, ride horses, try to cook, make messes and take forever to clean them up, knit, crochet and sew
    **i have some plans for world domination which involve setting up several midget breeding farms for both fun and profit :)
    And this little guy is my pride and joy...he likes to drink water from the tub...its JOEL!



    ....

    Wallama

    You're a little backwards and a little annoying, but deep down, we all love you.

    Personality Test Results........

  • Music


    I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIVE MUSIC, i am a geek about music...one of those chicks that cant play anything but lives for the shit
    I like some Funk'n Grooves, think Bonnaroo type music.... BANOOBA , Damien Rice, Umphreys McGee, The New Deal, Particle, Morcheeba, Medeski Martin and Wood, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Soulive, The Duo, Liz Berlin, Buckethead, Jack Johnson, Bela Fleck, BaNooBa, Cake, Mike Doughty, Keller Williams, Morphine, The Dead, Antibalas, Galactic, Beastie Boys, Citizen Cope, P-funk, Aphex Twin, Israel Kamakewawole(sp?), Yolk, Gomez, Postal Service, Poe, The Decemberists, Deathcab for Cutie, Nick Drake, Alison Breitman, Bright eyes, BLONDIE, The Grateful Dead, Air, America, The Brothers of industry, Koil's project with Kevin, Miles Davis, Jim Croche, Tegan and Sara, Deb Talan, i have a soft spot for 80's music, theres nothing like rocking out to "jesse's Girl", Peter Tosh, Sound Tribe Sector 9, Jethro Tull, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion .....and more

    and lately i cant get this song out of my head couldnt find it on here to set as my profile song so i had to improvise:
  • Movies

    WALK HARD IS MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE EVER!!!!

    I just saw Lars and the Real Girl, and it was awesome, though my car getting towed when i got out of the theater put a damper on things
    then theres....
    Orgazmo, The Last Unicorn, Emmett otter's Jug band Christmas, Billy Madison...i really cant list them all
  • Television

    if not for Tivo i'd never leave my house
  • Books

    wow....i hadnt updated my profile in a while...i had a list of books i "just finished reading" 3 years ago on here...
    i read alot...dont really have any favorite authors...i just like to read...
    heres the current list of what i'm reading/have read recently: The Lovely Bones, Stupid and Contageous, Naked, The Santaland Diaries, Running with Scissors, Dry, "Good Grief" its about a 36 year old widow...figures i'd read that rightand also The Four Agreements, and The Secret ok as of 12/9 i'm reading: Many Lives Many Masters (my smart read)...
  • Heroes

    ....i'm more of a wrap girl

    But the chick on Heroes who said this is pretty badass... "i've been here since they diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions. But that was after i tried to kill them because they were out to get me"

    oh and she isnt a hero but what a quote!!! "I..m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe begin BATTLE FISHIES code -->
    alyssa b

    Oscar
    ..Agility..
    4
    |..Strength..
    5
    |..Stamina..
    8

    ..Battle Rating..
    17

    ..Origins..
    alyssa b was found swimming around in a toilet bowl


    Can your fishy beat alyssa b ?
    .. --> end BATTLE FISHIES code -->



    ..
    Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
    Your Name
    Superhero NameThe Ferret
    Super PowerInvisibility
    EnemyThe Cheating Boyfriend
    Mode Of TransportationCadillac With Rims
    WeaponScissors

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: roslyn, ny...then woodside queens
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: I work in Special Education

Schools

  • Skidmore College

    • Saratoga Springs, NEW YORK
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Psychology
    • Clubs: Skidmore College Equestrian Team, .yr attendee of the Bubbler Bowl!
    1996 to 2000

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About me:

I made her face bleed from my kisses.

x I'm a bit of a loose cannon...
You never know exactly what you're gonna get with me, and i think (hope) thats part of my charm
I possess a heart of gold and a tongue that spits fire and cracks like a whip if you piss me off.
So PLEASE dont piss me off...because in to words of the hulk "you wouldnt like me when i'm mad"
I always sleep with socks on if i'm alone, or with someone i don't trust.
I love nothing more in this world than my cat joel, my family, my friends and my job...though designer bags are pretty close up in there.
I moved to Portland in May 2007, via Santa Monica, but i'm from New York...Currently i'm living in the Hawthorne area and LOVE IT!
...dont know why i'm writing all of this cause all of y'all who are reading this know me, since my profile is private...so maybe i'll actually just stop now.
did i forget to mention i'm incredibly indecisive? and contradict myself constantly.
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There are alot of pics up from my trip to Saint Croix in 2005 with Kevin, they kinda pay homage to him and his beautiful life which was tragicly cut short on April 29, 2005.
i wouldnt be where i am now without him, though i wouldnt be where i am now if i were with him either *cocks head to side and ponders* ...both his life and death changed my life in unimaginable ways...and i can't thank him enough for where the curveballs took me. Life is Good...and i am happy.

Thats Me holding a sandwich I stole from Adrienne, and MY Kevin, and Ryan, and Pete, and Kevin T, and Adrienne on the beach in Saint Criox, on Saint Patty's Day 2004....In other words, thats adrienne and i and 4/5ths of BANOOBA!!!
Banooba on MySpace

heres to lighting your friends on fire!!!
This was done under the supervision of many Experienced Drunks, So......
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME


At Baccus waiting for Jody to get off of work Kevin and I with Burten at the LA Cafe in Fredrickstead...if you ever go there have him make you a "Dirty Banana"
Thats us with Jody and Johnny O and some chick we dont really know on Bigbeard's Sunset Sail
Thats Us with Norma, she owns the beer drinking pigs AND owns the Mt Pillier Domino hut AND she makes MAMAWANA!!!!

Me Feeding a pig BEER!!! BEER DRINKING PIGS!!!!

Thats us on the Float in the st pattys day parade!!

In case you cant read it...his shirt says "Vegans: Taste like Chicken"
this is the sunrise from on top of our friends house, just a few hours before we lit Xavier on fire


St Croix 2005 will be in my heart forever, as will you kevin...sleep quiet my love

Who I'd like to meet:

i dont so much wanna meet anyone, which is why my page is private! if i know you, you're my friend on here.....its possible i'd like to meet you and your friends for a drink or something though

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Comments

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  • Nov 12 2009 9:33 PM

    sweetie. i miss you so much. are you holding on for me? I have a heavy heart and want to ensure you that you make my world a better place! you are my mini-older-me and i love you so much.

    you're my #1 again!
  • Oct 4 2009 1:00 PM

  • Sep 15 2009 6:35 PM


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  • Sep 7 2009 2:08 PM

    Hey lady just checkin in... hope all is well. Miss you!
     

    Let me know how youve been :)
  • Aug 24 2009 5:20 AM

    iually gonna be heading to plan b here soon.. for goth dancing.. anna and her guy are going to be there.. i just got home and gotta get ready
  • Jul 25 2009 7:14 PM

    that's way too intense! im supposed to go eat sushi today and need to wash my car! its my last day off :( but you have fun stuffing your holes ith BACON!!!
  • Jul 25 2009 5:12 PM

    come swimming today before your bacon thing. I work at 8am so I can't go out tonight :(
  • Jul 5 2009 7:14 PM

    im craving suuuushi!
  • Jun 22 2009 6:33 PM

    it is just Floyd and I, everyone else is outside.
  • Jun 20 2009 5:23 PM

    I think me and amber are going to get sushi tonight. sometime around 8... you could join us!
  • Jun 16 2009 5:00 PM

  • Jun 16 2009 6:11 AM

    love you, miss you. cute new kitten :)
  • Jun 13 2009 8:13 AM

    I wish. I don't have a camera. Besides, he'd just get up and move to another room.
  • Jun 13 2009 8:06 AM

    Dig it! My boy Boud just fell into the kitchen sink, and now is staring at me like I pushed him in, lol.
  • Jun 13 2009 2:57 AM

    crazy how easy it is to do the hair bow. type in 'lady gaga hair bow' in you tube and they have instructions. All you need is a hair tie and some bobby pins.. and 2 hands ;)
  • Jun 7 2009 6:23 PM

    thank you so much for being there for me. I honestly didn't think the night was gonna end with my crying my eyes out. a big lesson learned! thank you so much!
  • May 16 2009 8:46 PM

    Nothing goes as well with hookers as some nice crack rocks though!
  • May 16 2009 6:18 PM

    We're going to have to reinstate the E-ancee status now that you are back East.
  • May 14 2009 8:37 PM

    are you going through bejeweled withdrawals yet?
  • May 11 2009 4:07 AM

    Seriously! I'd love to come visit!
  • May 11 2009 2:36 AM

    Months later, I've finally posted the pics you've been waiting oh so patiently for. Go check 'em out, they're in the "Escaping the Vortex" album...
  • May 9 2009 11:55 PM

    yeah, i was, that's the way it's been since i started my hormones
  • May 8 2009 6:18 PM

    Not being able to go to shit at dante's is one of my greatest regrets about not moving to p-town. Love that place.
  • May 6 2009 7:18 PM

    wish I could.. but gotta start saving money and budgeting better :(
  • May 6 2009 4:41 PM

    I do miss you! see you fri??