SIMONS
NO dude Chill. I told you they just jerked me off! -Elliot Fishman

Male
19 years old
Clipsburgh, Pistolvania
Germany



Last Login: 12/25/2008
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    SIMONS's Interests
GeneralGETTING MONEY, PLAYING FOOTIE, PUSHING TO THE LIMIT, LIGHTING UP THAT DRY KUSH
MusicSTRAIGHT UNDERGROUND AND RAW HIPHOP AND THAT WIZ KHALIFA CHECK HIM OUT REPPING THAT PISTOLVANIA
MoviesSCARFACE AND BACKYARD SLUTS 9
TelevisionCANT GET ONE
BooksDONT READ NONE ..
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     SIMONS's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:the 412
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:HUSTLIN IN DEUSTHCLAND
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   SIMONS's Schools
Allderdice Hs
Pittsburgh, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Soccer
 

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About me:
hey yo wat up? the names max simons homie and beer pongs the game ok well right now im in germany for the 07 year ... yea basically poster up near frankfurt hustlin... thats bout it hit me up son if u live in germany or trying to get beat in beer pong or soccer , pick which u wanna get beat in... and if ur female 5'7 thick thighs and bubble butt .... hobbies..STRAIGHT HUSTLING RUNNING THE STREET LIKE A REAL UGK im straight outa oakland. reppin PARKVIEW AVE AND THAT 4-1-DUECE RIGHT IM HUSLTIN INTERNATIONAL HA SHIT BET U CANT DO IT LIKE ME
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:max
Birthday:august 11th
Birthplace:the burgh
Current Location:that 4-1-duece
Eye Color:greenish brown
Hair Color:brown
Height:5-9
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:half jewish half christian
The Shoes You Wore Today:sandals and cleats
Your Weakness:haha
Your Fears:castration
Your Perfect Pizza:onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:go to germany
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:omg
Thoughts First Waking Up:gotaa take a piss
Your Best Physical Feature:My Dimples according to LaLa
Your Bedtime:idk
Your Most Missed Memory:olderbrother
Pepsi or Coke:coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates:depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:NONE
Do you Swear:to much
Do you Sing:nope
Do you Shower Daily:yea
Have you Been in Love:nawww
Do you want to go to College:yea
Do you want to get Married:yea
Do you belive in yourself:yeayea
Do you get Motion Sickness:nopes
Do you think you are Attractive:best thang smokin
Are you a Health Freak:nawww
Do you get along with your Parents:yessa
Do you like Thunderstorms:yessa
Do you play an Instrument:nopes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yessa
In the past month have you gone on a Date:nooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yeaaa
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yeayea
In the past month have you been on Stage:nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yeayea
Ever been Drunk:yea
Ever been called a Tease:nope
Ever been Beaten up:naww son
Ever Shoplifted:yessa......
How do you want to Die:trying to fight mike tyson
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:??
What country would you most like to Visit:asia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:green
Favourite Hair Color:brown
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:shorter than me
Weight:no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style:revealing
Number of Drugs I have taken:none....
Number of CDs I own:?
Number of Piercings:none
Number of Tattoos:want some
Number of things in my Past I Regret:none

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MAZZECA





May 17 2009 2:23 PM

Hey .. Wie geht’s Dir.. Alles klar?

Es ist endlich soweit und das warten hat sich hoffentlich gelohnt!

Das Video zu Azzis mit Herz Feat. Mazzeca & Jaggal – „Cést la vie“ ist endlich draußen!!!






Außerdem ist der Sampler nun zum FREE Download bereit. Mit dabei sind Azzis mit Herz, VEGA, Mazzeca & Jaggal, Da Don, Titan, Zagar, ERH-Crew und viele mehr.. mit Shoutouts von Olli Banjo, Moe Mitchell usw.

Zum Download einfach auf das Cover clicken!;)

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Außerdem gibt’s ein Interview und das Making Of auf meiner Seite...


Es würde mich sehr freuen, wenn du deine Meinung zu dem Video Hinterlässt! Es ist das erste Video von mir und Jaggal!!

Grüße
M.
Lisa





Apr 15 2008 9:42 AM

uuuiiii really? you got a girlfriend? haha that is cool - i am happy for you. - i dont haha, because no guy likes me i guess... i dont know, i must do something wrong.

well over here school sucks too - especially after our Abitur exams. We are just relaxing now and having a couple of exams left, BUT those are super easy... - so yeah, i guess I am enjoying the last days of school in my life - its kind of sad to go but also very very good, because the teachers often get on my nerves - especially talking or discussing about the same thing for 2 hours straight.
other than that i am doing fantastic -i am working on my sailing and boating licence right now - it suuuckks... i was surrounded by old people in that class and only one guy, who is actually hot. he has to teach me sailing, or he offered to, so i guess i have to do that then. OH mann whatelse? mmm the weather is still like in winter haha - i hate it so bad.

well i am flying to L.A. in 2 month. you have to come in summer - hey what about you come in August? - i will be in the US for 2 month.

you haaaaaaveeeee to come visit me okay? i really want to see you again.

i miss you
love, Lisa
Lisa





Apr 13 2008 5:38 PM

hey max,

I was just thinking about you - how have you been?

i miss you, love, Lisa
Bennet





Feb 14 2008 1:57 PM

hey max bro whats up? havent talked to you for ages!!! hows life in america?

hopefully you come back soon, ive been to miami at the beginning of this year.. :)

best regards bennet
Lisa





Feb 1 2008 2:03 PM

Hey Max,

why should i come to america NOW? - i am going in Summer by the way, L.A., San Diego, Las Vegas, NP etc. just everything i guess... you can also come over here, enjoy some rainy weather :-)

I am tired, i have to go take a nap really quick because i have to party a little bit tonight...and then later my friend comes over to help me with my costume (its "Fasching" over here)... sooooo ya... noghting going on here...

well have a nice weekend. and come visit us sometime soooooooonnnnnn

i miss you, love, Lisa
Optik*Takeover*2006





Jan 2 2008 12:07 PM

heey maaaaaaaaaaaaax iss everything okai in amercia?^^ how are you? whatsup withu your visti here? jungen meld dich ^^
Lisa





Dec 25 2007 11:18 PM

yes, i understand, its been a "littlebit" stressful here too, because we are finishing school in Spring-Summer. But its all right, its not that stressful, i think. Just all the stuff we have to prepare with University etc.

eehhmm my Christmas was pretty nice, yes yes... and i also got nice presents (purse, coat, money, Golf, choclate :-), eehh and.. i dont even know whatelse...) I will tell my parents you said "hi".
haha i went to the "juz" last night, because my Neighbor wanted to go to this party, so we went there at 1 am and it was SUCH a bad party... oh my gosh, have you ever been there? hahaaa such a joke. but ja... i felt kind of "young" around all those 25-27 years old people. And then, last Thursday we went to the "A5", with a bunch of people of my grade... ehm i think you know Matthias, Thomas and Patrick? We got home at 5.40 am, and so we basically went to school directly, but it was funny, because we had to play Macbeth for our "Abiturball" (we filmed it) - i was Macbeth. :-) sooooooo FUNNY how we dressed. so jaaa... just to let you know what we are all doing here... ;-) of course only if we have time...

Can you give me your phone number sometime, but not over a comment, of course. - and then maybe we can talk sometime over the phone... I REALLY miss you.

My english got bad, i know. sorry.

okay, bye bye,
Love, Lisa
Lisa





Dec 25 2007 11:10 AM

yyeeeesss you are still alive :-) - okay this makes me happy, because I thought you would not talk to me anymore or so...

Germany is pretty nice at the moment, especially here, because everything outside is frozen, and it looks like there is snow on the trees and everywhere (at least in my garden, haha) - AND plus its Christmas, and christmas is the best thing of the year.

I really miss you Max, I want a massage, noone gives me one, only that guy in my gymnstics club... but ja ;-) - My parents asked how you are doing and what you are doing now, but i said "i dont know, i think he goes to college"

Well... whenever you want to come visit germany again you are welcome to stay with me, only if you want of course..

I wish you once again, a wonderful Christmas, "with a lot of presents" ;-)

i miss you, LOve,
Lisa
Lisa





Dec 24 2007 1:12 PM

i wonder if this is still your Profile.

I wish you merry Christmas...

love, lisa
Incyte





Oct 17 2007 4:03 AM

what's up... come check out the new tracks "Good Life freestyle" & "La La La freestyle" up on my page when u get a chance... peace
Jessica





Oct 7 2007 1:04 AM

holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.

ahhh well just hit the site up and check it out. its at

www.work4surveys.com

im not sure how to make it so you can click on this link, so you can just copy and paste it into your internet explorer and check it out. whateva, just do it. you'll see. the money is sweet!

anyways, i gots to run, but gimme a call later on, k?

C62232945
Lisa





Sep 6 2007 3:21 PM

Hey Max,

whats up? - how are you doing... i hope have not already forget about me? - I miss you, I miss you and your little "accidents" whenever we did something :-)
remember giving you a massage? - I was like: "when does he want to leave"? jk
anyhow... i was on this plane from Charlotte to L.A. and there i am sitting in the MIDDLE, between those two guys, the one on the left was reading for 5.5 hours straight and this other one he was from your Pittsburgh and he was sooo similar to you. He had the same hircut, he had the same face (basically), and he was hyper (he kept kicking his laptop the whole flight, and then he gave me his laptop to watch this movie :-) ) - andyhow... i was like: "is everyone coming from pittsburgh hyper"? Man, i was sooooooo thinking i was sitting next to Max - he was just way taller than you... and older... he even gave me his e-mail, but i will never write him :-) zzzz, heckno!!!

so tell me whats up, okay? - and i bet you still have not found my cd?
I MISS YOU...
Lisa
Educational Consultant Scotty





Aug 29 2007 8:15 AM

(I wrote from Philipp..s ID :D)

greeeetz,Tanja
Educational Consultant Scotty





Aug 29 2007 8:14 AM

MÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄX!
Was geeeeht?
I wish you an belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
Wir vermissen dich..Komm wieder her!!
Was machst du in den Usa?:D
*kussi*
Tanja:)
joe





Aug 12 2007 11:26 PM

happy belated bday dude!
what have you been up to?
did you have a party?
i'm going to berlin on tuesday with chris, remember the voucher for the hotel-weekend i won before xmas ;-) ?
and my sweetheart pays for two more unforgettable nights there... dude, why haven't we talked more often lately?
allright then i'll talk to you later bro
peace out

MÄÄÄÄÄÄXXXXXXXX, Hallo!
hier is die chris...
naa??? was treibste denn so?
ist ganz leer am Essenstisch ohne dich...
und auch keiner mehr, der durch die wand alles mithört...
Alles Liebe zum 18., tja, wärste mal hier geblieben dürfteste jetzt alles...
Tschö und winke-winke
chris
MAZZECA





Aug 12 2007 10:11 PM

hey hey Määääx my mään...
was geht??
how is it in america...
i hope you miss us ;)
Peace

ps:
thx 4 supporting my song ;)
Matthias





Aug 12 2007 7:00 PM

germany is good. i hang around with friend and do nothing. just chill. what about you? what are you doing?
Bennet





Aug 12 2007 5:07 PM

mir gehts gut, danke!
nein ich glaube ich werde bei dreieichenhain bleiben und herren 1 + herren 2 spielen... sonst muss ich 3x pro woche nach frankfurt...!!!

bald wollen wir wieder pepsi spielen ;) schade, dass du nicht dabei bist...

viele grüße von allen,
cu
bennet
Bennet





Aug 11 2007 8:05 PM

maaaax, happy birthday!!!!!!
wie gehts dir????
melde dich mal!!!!!
bye,
bennet
Giulia





Aug 7 2007 6:44 PM

Hey Max .. how is it goin back in america?
we miss u !! ttul giulia
Bennet





Jul 31 2007 7:01 PM

hey max wassup?
how ur doin? every1 misses u over here. hope 2 see u soon!
Lisa





Jul 31 2007 6:52 PM

hey Max,

sooo how is is to be back home?
I love it to be back in the US, its so much more fun than over there... and the sun is shining everyday, whichis the best think ever.
well hope you will get back used to your home easyly.
i miss you already, but i think i will miss you even more when i am back in Germany.
okay, its like 104 F outside, i think i should go swimming!
love, lisa
joe





Jul 21 2007 10:11 PM

waz up max...
pretty weirdl, after you had been here for a year. so you're glad to be back in pittsburgh? i'll ttyl
Matthias





Jul 19 2007 9:10 PM

heyy max.
what's going on? how is america? do you still know how to speak the german language?
Incyte





Jul 19 2007 7:59 PM

what's up... come check out the 2 new tracks "Can't Tell Me Nothin freestyle" & "Way I Are freestyle" up on my page when u get a chance... yip yip
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