sing this to the tune of the cat's in the cradle: (eh hem)
the sponge is in the wat-uh with the frozen turk-ay did I mention the waaaater was murk-ay? whatcha gon' eat mandajo? do you know? I guess you'll just eat carbs, no. I guess - you'll just eat carbs.
how did I miss the annual celebration of the day of your birth?? my bad, Mand. my bad. mi mal. mi mal. cumpleanos feliz mas tarde. lo ciento, mi amiga. its less shitty in spanish, right?
Yes you will wheel this way sooner than later.. you bess get out the bed lazibutts! Miss ya'll Will you guys be here for Christmas too? If not I will try and have your gifts (ONLY TO BE OPENED AT CHRISTMAS) When you get here for Thanksgiving.