I am Mandy Flombay, the author of The Unknown Chef: As Not Seen on TV.
Are you a fancypants gourmet foodie? You should probably avert your eyes immediately, cos you ain't gonna like what you see here. Go off and buy some vanilla beans and organic truffle water or something.
For the rest of you who like stuff like omelettes, pasta, date loaf, pear crumble and other really easy stuff, I say hello, and welcome, and if you want to buy this book you might be lucky enough to find it in a bargain bookstore somewhere in Australia. Or try Dymocks online if you don't mind paying top dollar.