The one and only "Mango Jones" a.k.a. "P-rod to the G-rod" a.k.a. Parker Girard
Influences
Frank Zappa, The Mothers of Invention, DJ SHADOW, dj solerus, dj p-rod, dj p-rod, Miles Davis, Johann Sebastian "B-Boy" Bach, Wolfgang Amadeus "Wolfie" Mozart, Herbie Hancock, Emo Cowboy
Sounds Like
Instrumental Frank Zappa, with a dash of concentrated awesomeness
As a young lad, Mango Jones would never fit in with his schoolmates. Though he tried and tried, his classmates just couldn't get over the fact that his name was Mango. I mean, that's a pretty gay name, right? So anyway, Mango Jones decides one day that he was going to run away and join the circus. He got lost on the way to the train station, and joined The Furries instead. After makin' music for a while with The Furries, and being kicked out of the band several times after all night binges, Mango Jones said "FUCK 'EM ALL" and decided that he should make his own solo shite, like Emo Cowboy and dj Solerus were doing anyway. Yeah, fuck them too. As Mango Jones has no fingers or hands, he decided to make music with his computer. But how could he do that without any hands or fingers, you may ask? By banging his head on the keyboard and moving the mouth with his tounge. That's also how he drives, but that's not the point. Beautiful music followed, and he never once looked back on the road behind him (actually, that's because he's blind, too).
The Nathan Davis Music Festival is June 8-9, 2007 in Southern Pines, NC. Tickets and t-shirts are available NOW at
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Come join us!
Sally Davis
for Nathan and the Nathan Davis Foundation
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You have not only blown my mind but inspired me...which is good because I'm writing a short story for creative writing. How am I gonna incorporate "DURP" into the story? You might one day see. Now have I blown your mind yet?
Greetings...here is todays Prophecy of Unforeseen Doom, fresh from the highest depths of the astral plane...
Prophecy of Sunday, 10/1/06 entitled-
The Ruining of the World by the D&D Addicted Scientists of Folly Prophecy of 2017
In the year 2017, a group of tremendously nerdy scientists whom are addicted to the role playing game known throughout the world as Dungeons and Dragons will develop a radical new method of gene splicing that shall combine the animalistic traits of lizards, bats and elephants in an attempt to conjure forth living dragon beasts of horrible nastiness. Their efforts will succeed in a most wretched manner with the crafting of two winged elephant/reptile like monstrosities, one male, and the other female. The eccentric scientists shall then release these colossal beings into the wild in hopes that the dragon like entities will reproduce and begin dwelling inside caves so that they may be hunted for sport. Their outlandish ploy will be met with victory, and by the year 2033 many a dreaded dragon beast shall frolic throughout all of the hemispheres of the world. The criminal party of scientists responsible for the plague of dragon creatures will conveniently found a dragon extermination company to deal with the problem, and it shall be dubbed Dragon Force. A cheesy metal band by the same name, in all their cheese metal fury, will sue the group of scientists for rights to the name in one of the longest courtroom battles of all mankind. This shall delay the hunting of the animals for a tremendous amount of time. So long in fact, that the giant dragons shall become the dominant species on the planet earth by the year 2086, forcing all of human civilization to live underground and become extremely mole like in their behavior. Take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they concern the future of all humanity!!!
