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xXJxOnnxJxOnzzXx
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You need him, I could be him - I could be an accident, but I'm still trying.
Male
54 years old
Denver, Colorado
United States
Last Login: 9/9/2007
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xXJxOnnxJxOnzzXx's Interests
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| General | Television, movies, Oreo cookies, hunting, snappy hats. | | Heroes | What, like Superman? Where was THAT puss when I was getting punched in the face by a guy older than Jesus? Was he chilling in a cushy office somewhere writing about it? "Dateline: The Girl's Bathroom, Daily Planet Building - I find myself shaking in a puddle of my own salty fluid waste, reflexively excreted when Black Adam flew by at Mach 18 on his way to punch a hole in the chest of a girl I'm pretty sure was already dead." |
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xXJxOnnxJxOnzzXx's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Occupation: | Variable. |
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Television is the only friend I have.
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About me:
You think you know lonely? You think your petty high school cliques teach you a thing or two about being all by yourself, with only your music to speak to the unimaginable pain in the depths of your soul? My whole planet's dead, man. Everybody. Sure, all the jocks and the preps are gone, but even that's a small victory when you're the last guy on Mars. They keep telling me I'm "the heart and soul" of my office, but I can't help feeling like I'm a big, green affirmative action hire.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Some other Martians that don't want to kill me just because I'm green. On the same tack, Kermit the Frog. He gets me.
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