MANNY MALDONADO’S OFFICAL MYSPACE PAGE's Comedian Bio
Bio
MANNY MALDONADO WAS BORN IN MODESTO,CA. HIS JOURNEY TO COMEDY WASN’T PLANNED. MANNY’S GOAL WAS TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL. THE PROBLEM WAS HE WAS TO DAMN SHORT! AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, HE ATTENDED JUNIOR COLLEGE TO PURSUE A DREAM IN SPORTS BROADCASTING. WHILE IN COLLEGE HE PARTICIPATED IN SPEACH DEBATE AND FOUND HI’S SPEACHES WERE ALWAYS FUNNY. SHORT AFTER HE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE TO TRY STAND UP COMEDY. TEN YEARS LATER MANNY MALDONADO IS RECOGNIZED AS ONE OF THE HOTTEST RISING LATINO COMICS IN THE COUNTRY. MANNY HAS WORKED OVERSEAS AND FROM COAST TO COAST IN SOME OF THE BEST COMEDY CLUBS IN THE COUNTRY. HE HAS WORKED WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE,DAVE ATTELL, AND GEORGE LOPEZ. MANNY’S TV CREDITS INCLUDE B.E.T. COMICVIEW,LATINO LAUGH FESTIVAL,COMICS UNLEASHED, AND QUE LOCOS TO NAME A FEW. IN 2007 AND 2008 MANNY WAS SELECTED TO PERFORM ON THE "CROWN ROYAL NEW LATIN KINGS OF COMEDY TOUR" WITH COMIC LEGEND PAUL RODRIGUEZ. HE RECENTLY COMPLETED SHOOTING "COMIC REHAB" WITH PAUL RODRIGUEZ WHICH IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION FOR RELEASE BY COMEDY CENTRAL IN 2009.
Website
for bookings email manny2themax@yahoo.com
Influences
La Familia, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison,
Paul Rodriguez, to name a few..
TV Shows
Manny Maldonado has appeared on B.E.T Comic View, Latino Laugh Festival,Que Locos, Loco Comedy jam, COMICS UNLEASHED TO NAME A FEW.
Albums
Manny’s self entitled cd called "Que Paso" is sold at all of his comedy shows!
I enjoy spending time w/family, watching live sporting events,
smoking crack, doing herion, "sike made you look" collecting toys "AKA"
Star Wars" shopping at "Ross and Marshalls" clearance bitch!!!!! Getting
my barbecue on!!!
Music
80's music, old scholl rap= N.W.A. Ice T
New Order, Prince, Janet Jackson "Control" the other "Jackson when he was
black w/jerry curl.... 'The Man , Myth, the Legend Prince!!!!!!
I like old scholl "Freestyle" Cynthia, Johnny O, Noel, Stevie B, Timmy T
"One More Try" stuff like that.....
Rock'n' Roll= ACDC, PISTOLAS y Rosas (guns&roses) stuff like that
sorry(no country, bluegrass, opera, and Celine Dion= she weighs 86lbs!!
20lbs is her nose!!!!
Movies
all the star wars movies, scarface, happy gilmore, the water boy,
tombstone, unforgiven, and every single old Steven Segal movie!
Television
I like to watch csi miami, espn, jeopardy, Family Guy, American Dad, dateline,20/20 .... and the news of course...
Books
n/a but I do like to read magazines SI, LEE'S ACTION FIGURE DIGEST,
TIME, and all those ghetto magazines/newspaper like star, national enq etc...
Heroes
my family, "The Dark Lord Of the Sith" (Darth Vader) Tony Montana,
"Dirk Diggler" If I had his pee-pee I wouldnt have to do stand-up comedy..
"For those people who dont know who that is watch the movie "Boggie Nights"
Paris Hilton "Because all she did to get Famous was get her "Bone On"
on camera and walla! Cha, Cha, Ching!!! ..
MANNY MALDONADO’S OFFICAL MYSPACE PAGE's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
tres puntos!
Body type:
Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
stand up comic
MANNY MALDONADO’S OFFICAL MYSPACE PAGE's Schools
Ceres High
Ceres,California
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1988 to 1992
Ceres High
Ceres,California
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
YO CUZ I COULD NOT TIVO THE DR. PHIL SHOW BECAUSE IM GHETTO CHEAP LIKE THAT --BUT SOMEONE IN MY FAM. RECORDED IT WITH A "VCR"- LOL -- SOMEHOW IT'S HOOKED UP TO THE SATELLITE LOL.. GOOD SHOW SON.. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T COME OUT ON FREAKING MAURY OR JERRY SPRINGER LOL.... STAY OFF THE CANDY SON -BE SAFE AND DONT DRIVE DRUNK ---- --OP-7
Hey bro, I just tagged you with some pix. It was a pleasure working with you. Hopefully we'll continue to run into each other. I wish you the best. Also it looks like your birthday just passed so Happy Birthday!
Well said on dr. phil about the carpool!! lol I saw you in april in grandprairie at beto's restaurant you were hilarious!! Ever since I have been a big fan! Hope to see you again in Fort Worth!!
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--OP-7 
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