Slappy Bowinkle
Christopher Lynn
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If I'm so wonderful then, why am I so misunderstood? Everybody has a reason for it except me.
Male
35 years old
Decaturville, Tennessee
United States
Last Login: 11/13/2009
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Mood:
enlightened
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Slappy Bowinkle's Interests
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(No order)
- Suffocation
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- The Haunted
- Slayer
- Deicide
- Dead Kennedys
- Beastie Boys
- Ministry
- Bad Brains
- The Wretched Ones
- Hex Error
- Envy
- Fiona Apple
- Van Halen
- Agnostic Front
- Jane's Addiction
- SOD
- King Diamond
- Bolt Thrower
- Malevolent Creation
- Lamb of God
- Morbid Angel
- Skinny Puppy
- Vio-lence
- Death
- Sigue Sigue Sputnik
- Gorguts
- Stone Temple Pilots
- KISS
- Pigface
- The Ramones
- Misfits
- Suicidal Tendencies
- Alanis Morrissette
- Iron Maiden
- Nine Inch Nails
- Black Flag
- Clutch
- The Sword
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Prong
- Dying Fetus
- Dillinger Escape Plan
- Anthrax
- Cannibal Corpse
You name it and I'll tell you if it sucks.
Currently Listening to:
Last.FM
Last albums I bought:
Metallica - ...And Justice for All
Suffocation - Suffocation
MSI - You'll Rebel to Anything
Bad Brains - [Self-Titled](first album)
Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine
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- Evil Dead
- Goodfellas
- Evil Dead II
- Black Christmas
- Scream
- Suspiria
- Boogie Nights
- Lost Boys
- Cannibal: The Musical
- Bloodsuckers
(Sci-Fi original)
- Killing Zoe
- The Running Man
- April Fool's Day
- My Bloody Valentine
- 28 Days Later
- Danny Deckchair
- Miller's Crossing
- Raising Arizona
- Fargo
- (Anything by the Coen Bros.)
- Swingers
- The Hidden
- Super Troopers
- Club Dread
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(original)
- Velvet Goldmine
- Saved!
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Heathers
- Trainspotting
- Fight Club
- The Royal Tennenbaums
- Spiritual Kung-Fu
- American Werewolf in London
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
- Hot Fuzz
- Return of the Living Dead
- all the Living Dead flicks
- ...zombie movies.
Just ALL that.
Has Tarantino ever made a movie that doesn't end in a Mexican standoff?
Last Movies I bought:
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Currently Watching:
Actually, nothing... but I'm about to be back on that Supernatural
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- Everything Raymond Chandler
- Everything Lord Byron
- Everything Frank Miller
- Ray Bradbury
- Elektra: Assassin (Frank Miller, Bill Sienkiewicz)
- Dark Knight Returns (Frank Miller, Klaus Janson, Lynn Varley)
- It (Stephen King)
- The Shining (SK)
- The Mist (SK)
- The Big Sleep (Raymond Chandler)
- The Door Into Summer (Heinlein)
- The Strange Case of Charles Dexter Ward (Lovecraft)
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Looking for Mr. Goodbar
- Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)
- The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
- Huckleberry Finn (Twain/Clemens)
- In Cold Blood (Capote)
- LaBrava (Leonard)
MUCH more.
I'm a reader, yeah.
Currently Reading: My Friend Leonard | | Heroes |
- Daredevil
- Elektra
- Moon Knight
- Cloak & Dagger
- Kamui
- Lone Wolf & Cub
- Hawaiian Dick
No, I did not misunderstand the question; all my heroes are dead.
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Slappy Bowinkle's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Hometown: | Jackson, TN | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Webmaster, Problogger, Writer |
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Slappy Bowinkle's Schools
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Bolton High School
Arlington,Tennessee
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The Jets. We hate The Sharks.
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Slappy Bowinkle's Networking
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Music - Performance - Drums
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Punk, Hardcore, Death, Progressive Rock, Post-Industrial. Will play with nearly anyone at least once, mainly looking to form punk/hardcore project.
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Slappy Bowinkle's Companies
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Angry Skies Productions Memphis, TN US Owner, etc.
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1996-2006
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The Weirding Worldwide, US Webmaster
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2006-present
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About me:
Red hair, green eyes, blowhole, humped back, club-foot, cauliflower ear.
I'm home alone more than Macaulay Culkin and I like it like that.
I used to raise Great Danes, which is where I got my screen name (that, and an old Dead Kennedys' song). I am NOT into that kind of thing. Well, unless, like... how HOT is your dog?
I am possibly drunk at any given time. Remember that. Blog that shit.

I run The Weirding website and everything on it.
And my mouth. And various sets of tennis shoes. And women (and confused young men) crazy.
I used to manage an ant farm - well - but my inner-knowledge led to a distaste for gynocracies. It's possible my political leanings taint my romantic life.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Um?
Yeah, I'm really not in the "market" for new "friends" right now, mmkay?
Life's too short to date ugly people.
Shallow? Perhaps. You should think about that.
Dirty, pretty things.
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NO DRAMA, NO HEADGAMES, NO BULLSHIT - NO EXCEPTIONS
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