Slappy Bowinkle
Christopher Lynn
Christopher Lynn If I'm so wonderful then, why am I so misunderstood? Everybody has a reason for it except me.

Male
35 years old
Decaturville, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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    Slappy Bowinkle's Interests
General

Music
(No order)

  1. Suffocation
  2. Mindless Self Indulgence
  3. The Haunted
  4. Slayer
  5. Deicide
  6. Dead Kennedys
  7. Beastie Boys
  8. Ministry
  9. Bad Brains
  10. The Wretched Ones
  11. Hex Error
  12. Envy
  13. Fiona Apple
  14. Van Halen
  15. Agnostic Front
  16. Jane's Addiction
  17. SOD
  18. King Diamond
  19. Bolt Thrower
  20. Malevolent Creation
  21. Lamb of God
  22. Morbid Angel
  23. Skinny Puppy
  24. Vio-lence
  25. Death
  26. Sigue Sigue Sputnik
  27. Gorguts
  28. Stone Temple Pilots
  29. KISS
  30. Pigface
  31. The Ramones
  32. Misfits
  33. Suicidal Tendencies
  34. Alanis Morrissette
  35. Iron Maiden
  36. Nine Inch Nails
  37. Black Flag
  38. Clutch
  39. The Sword
  40. Stone Temple Pilots
  41. Prong
  42. Dying Fetus
  43. Dillinger Escape Plan
  44. Anthrax
  45. Cannibal Corpse

You name it and I'll tell you if it sucks.

Currently Listening to:
Last.FM

Last albums I bought:


Metallica - ...And Justice for All
Suffocation - Suffocation
MSI - You'll Rebel to Anything
Bad Brains - [Self-Titled](first album)
Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine


Movies
  • Evil Dead
  • Goodfellas
  • Evil Dead II
  • Black Christmas
  • Scream
  • Suspiria
  • Boogie Nights
  • Lost Boys
  • Cannibal: The Musical
  • Bloodsuckers (Sci-Fi original)
  • Killing Zoe
  • The Running Man
  • April Fool's Day
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • 28 Days Later
  • Danny Deckchair
  • Miller's Crossing
  • Raising Arizona
  • Fargo
  • (Anything by the Coen Bros.)
  • Swingers
  • The Hidden
  • Super Troopers
  • Club Dread
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
  • Velvet Goldmine
  • Saved!
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Heathers
  • Trainspotting
  • Fight Club
  • The Royal Tennenbaums
  • Spiritual Kung-Fu
  • American Werewolf in London
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Return of the Living Dead
  • all the Living Dead flicks
  • ...zombie movies.

Just ALL that.

Has Tarantino ever made a movie that doesn't end in a Mexican standoff?

Last Movies I bought:


  • Mortuary
  • Unhinged

Television Currently Watching:
Actually, nothing... but I'm about to be back on that Supernatural
Books
  • Everything Raymond Chandler
  • Everything Lord Byron
  • Everything Frank Miller
  • Ray Bradbury
  • Elektra: Assassin (Frank Miller, Bill Sienkiewicz)
  • Dark Knight Returns (Frank Miller, Klaus Janson, Lynn Varley)
  • It (Stephen King)
  • The Shining (SK)
  • The Mist (SK)
  • The Big Sleep (Raymond Chandler)
  • The Door Into Summer (Heinlein)
  • The Strange Case of Charles Dexter Ward (Lovecraft)
  • To Kill a Mockingbird
  • Looking for Mr. Goodbar
  • Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)
  • The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
  • Huckleberry Finn (Twain/Clemens)
  • In Cold Blood (Capote)
  • LaBrava (Leonard)
MUCH more.

I'm a reader, yeah.

Currently Reading:


My Friend Leonard

Heroes
  • Daredevil
  • Elektra
  • Moon Knight
  • Cloak & Dagger
  • Kamui
  • Lone Wolf & Cub
  • Hawaiian Dick

No, I did not misunderstand the question; all my heroes are dead.


     Slappy Bowinkle's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Jackson, TN
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Webmaster, Problogger, Writer

   Slappy Bowinkle's Schools
Bolton High School
Arlington,Tennessee
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The Jets. We hate The Sharks.
 

1988 to 1992

   Slappy Bowinkle's Networking
Music - Performance - Drums
Punk, Hardcore, Death, Progressive Rock, Post-Industrial. Will play with nearly anyone at least once, mainly looking to form punk/hardcore project.
Gaming - Design - Designer
RPG designers, writers, artists, playtesters
Technology - Internet - Webmaster
Designers, content providers, free-thinkers, activities/buzz, marketing and promotion

   Slappy Bowinkle's Companies
Angry Skies Productions
Memphis, TN US
Owner, etc.

1996-2006
The Weirding
Worldwide, US
Webmaster

2006-present



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   Slappy Bowinkle's Blurbs
About me:

Red hair, green eyes, blowhole, humped back, club-foot, cauliflower ear.

I'm home alone more than Macaulay Culkin and I like it like that.

I used to raise Great Danes, which is where I got my screen name (that, and an old Dead Kennedys' song). I am NOT into that kind of thing. Well, unless, like... how HOT is your dog?

I am possibly drunk at any given time. Remember that. Blog that shit.

The Rundown

I run The Weirding website and everything on it.

And my mouth. And various sets of tennis shoes. And women (and confused young men) crazy.

I used to manage an ant farm - well - but my inner-knowledge led to a distaste for gynocracies. It's possible my political leanings taint my romantic life.

Who I'd like to meet:

Um?
Yeah, I'm really not in the "market" for new "friends" right now, mmkay?

Life's too short to date ugly people.
Shallow? Perhaps. You should think about that.

Dirty, pretty things.

ooo

NO DRAMA, NO HEADGAMES, NO BULLSHIT - NO EXCEPTIONS

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Arcana

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Oct 27 2009 6:00 PM

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Aug 11 2009 8:03 PM

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Apr 28 2009 11:26 PM

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Dec 6 2008 6:14 AM

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Dec 3 2008 1:52 PM

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Dec 3 2008 7:06 AM

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Dec 1 2008 11:41 AM

just bought the new Guns and Roses album!
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Jun 18 2008 3:22 PM

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Jun 15 2008 7:21 PM

Hey buddy, How U Doin? Hope your feeling better! Talk to ya soon, I hope, Me.
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May 31 2008 2:50 AM

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May 23 2008 5:07 PM

...BOO!! :) Have a good weekend!
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May 9 2008 12:38 PM

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