I'm highly sensually charged. Life is nothing more then a collection of data input before the mind. Our perception of the world and of life is through what we percieve and our interpretation of those perceptions. Touch, taste, sounds, feelings, smells. Focus on each one individually and understand its basic mechanism to best exploit it for pleasure. Perfect euphoria can be reached through the satisfaction of all five. I'd probably be a damned good slut if I wasn't so antisocial. As far as the real world goes, Psychology and cosmetology. I make people less annoying and less ugly. Santa Claus ain't got shit on me.
Music
http://www.playlist.com/felarhin
Movies
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Basket Case, Battle Royale, Frankenhooker, Hellraiser, Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Vampyros Lesbos... They just don't make movies like they used to...
Television
Dragonball series, Fist of the North Star, Oprah, Invader Zim, The Price is Right, House M.D., The Outer Limits, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, South Park, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, Magic Teacher Negima, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach...
Books
Jaesyn's Details
Status: On farm
Here for: Attention
Orientation: Just your mom
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Hometown: Tampa, Heaven
Ethnicity: Drow
Zodiac: Also your mom
Education: 3 years USF but dropped to go through beauty school because all the ugly girls go to college. (Ex. Your mom)
Occupation: A rogue disguised as a hairdresser.
Body type: 6' 0" / About right for a rogue
Smoke / Drink: A little wine at dinner is good for the heart and lot of weed cures everything else.
Income: A whole lot of gold but not a lot of money...
Heroes
Kim Jong Il, for not taking shit from ANYONE.
Ken (Street Fighter II) for kicking everyone's ass with the same cheap move.
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada) Making 60 the new 20.
Chuck Fuckin Norris, no explaination required.
George W. Bush, people should be happy and carefree, and enjoy what they do, even if its being the president. :)
Daler Mehndi, for being a singer that is actually himself times 3 and making the greatest music video ever.
Maddox, for telling it how it is.
Alizee, the sole reason the world tolerates France. (Aside from Thomas Bangalter)
Oprah, for knowing everything about humanity and how to fix it... and she's black too!
Bob Barker, for 998795 years of showing off Barker's Bitches to EVERYONE, and having pissy mothers STILL love him for it.
Vegeta, for inspiring 8 year olds everywhere to kick everyone's ass.
Chris Hanson (MSNBC Dateline), for reducing sex predators into writhing maggots on national television by doing little more then introducing himself.
Lesbian vampires are the hottest thing ever to grace the earth, don't you agree? You'd better, fag.
May one of Bob Ross's happy little trees live in each and every one of us.
In the future, I want to be a demonic zombie cyborg, like the Strogg.
The Chuck Norris of medicine
Ronnie Coleman, if I try hard enough, maybe I'll be able to throw cars at people some day too.
Sigmund Frued, for putting the sexy into psychology. Even I get penis envy off of him.
Donald Rumsfeld, when US secretary of defence meets cool.
Barack Obama, I admire him in a brainwashy kind of way, but I don't really care!
+ I *don't* normally like to go out and party or hangout with lots of people, though the Castle is one of my few exceptions. The scene in New Port Richey/Holiday sucks.
+ My life is not much like that of most people.
+ I am forgetful and lazy. >_>
+ I smoke djharim blacks, but at the rate of about a pack every 2-3 weeks.
+ I *hate* alcohol.
+ A clove, a coke, and a bag of skittles makes all problems disappear instantly.
+ I love antiques.
+ I get nervous around lots of people that I don't know unless there is something separating me from the rest of them.
+ I am very smily and happy, for an old goth anyway...
+ I think I'm a good writer, and I like to write and read a lot. Though my reading tastes are lean toward science and medical journals and magazines. ^_^"
+ I am underworked and overeducated.
+ I play more videogames then any one person should. :X
+ In a lot of ways I have the maturity level of an 8 year old.
+ Cartoons > you
+ I am addicted to incense
+ Ice is probably my biggest fetish.
+ I'm a socialist in more ways than one.
+ Those who don't like me usually describe me as an arrogant little smartass. :[
+ I have a passive-aggressive personality.
+ I love to dance.
+ Mostly I use this myspace as a place to write and organize my thoughts, and get a little feedback. In truth, I don't keep in touch with other people using myspace, and I fail at meeting people with this.
+ I have an internet addiction, I've had it for years, since I got my hands on it in 6th grade or so. Whatever. It doesn't bother me, I'm a nerd, I do what nerds do, because being planted in front of the TV 60 hrs/week is infinitely better amirite? Want to try to break me? I'm always open to new ideas.
+ About as close as I care to get to nature is some herbal incense and a can of Mountain Dew. I don't like animals, but I do like insects, particularly spiders, and bonsai trees. The bonsai tree is the highest expression of guided beauty.
+ My aim is oblivionknight77, though I'm likely not to answer because I'm terribad and never turn off my computer...
F A Q
Q: Jaesyn, you're such a fag, what is up with those nails of yours?
A: In ancient China, long nails were worn as a sign of nobility and grace. It meant that you we're "above" the peasants, who do manual labor. Perhaps its merely a remnant of a past life, who is to say? Also, sometimes, late at night, I like to pretend that I am a dark elf killer lesbian vampire. Long, blood red claws adds to the realism factor.
Q: Jaesyn, you're a loser man. Why don't you stop playing Warcraft and watching cartoons and get a job, get laid, get something man!
A: I like what I do, if it isn't broke, don't fix it.
Q: Jaesyn, you're fuckin ugly man. Why would anyone want to look like such a freak?
A: Sometimes, at night, I like to hide cupcakes under my fat rolls. Then when your comments make me cry in a corner, I can pick them out and nibble on them while cutting myself
Q: Jaesyn, you smell like a French hooker, what in Nine Hells is that shit you're wearing?
A: A mix of Reaction, from Kenneth Cole, Dragon's Blood/French Vanilla/Midnight Lover incense, and the cloves I occasionally smoke.
Q: Jaesyn, your hair looks like a pile of shit! What the hell did you do to yourself?
A: Thanks for asking! Normally I shave the sides and back, but I've been growing it a little recently. The color was done with 40 vol bleach processed longer on the tips and then moved up, then I colored over the bleached portion with Redkin 8RO, and then used Manic Panic's "wildfire" over the whole thing.
Q: Jaesyn, what we really wanted to know is who is the greatest rogue in all of the World...of Warcraft?
Who I'd like to meet: Sometimes I like to come out, to that place where people run around like cattle. I've considered having one around, though I think having your very own person is big responsibility for anyone, especially someone as irresponsible as me. However I think when I'm ready I'd like to find someone that is house broken, has had all their shots, who is clean and well trained, and as Bob Barker always said, keep your pets spayed and neutered. With that said, there are certain breeds that just irritate my sinuses and allergies and quite honestly they are a nuisance to have around...
I don't have any patience for drunk people.
Ghetto people, I have no words for you. None at all.
Donald Trump just plain pisses me off for no reason at all.
Tony wishes he could be as cool as George W. Bush
Most of all, Hillary Clinton, the arch nemisis of all who hate things bitchy and annoying. If Satan himself rose from hell and ran for president with Hitler as his running mate, I'm pretty sure I'd vote for them sooner than Hillary Clinton.
How D Do! I just today re did my profile and started a lil store to sell posters n stuff. Im working on a new painting as well and posted it in my blog. What ya think?
