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Marcella Arguello
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Marcella Arguello We all chase money cause we’re scared to chase dreams.

Female
25 years old
San Francisco
United States



Last Login: 12/14/2009
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   Marcella Arguello's Comedian Bio
BioToo lazy to shoot hoops and much too smart to model, Marcella Arguello may be taller than most men, but the only thing more intimidating than her height is her comedy. Marcella, a rising talent in the San Francisco area, mixes a combination of genuine reason with a sexy suggestion of street. Deemed as "sexually and ethnically ambiguous" she appeals to everyone and is not afraid to tell you how she really feels about subjects concerning gender, relationships, family, work and whatever else is on her mind that day.

Marcella has opened for former SNL player Norm MacDonald and recently shared a stage with Mark Curry and Paul Mooney. She is a regular on the 5 Funny Females Tour, has performed at The San Jose Improv, The Punchline Comedy Clubs in both Sacramento and San Francisco and plays all over the Bay Area and Central Valley. San Francisco-based comedian Sean Keane once referred to her as the "finest export from Modesto since George Lucas." Legendary underground comic Marga Gomez has noted Marcella as a "hysterical young glamazon" who can "get the audience to make some noise sometimes by threatening them and they love it."

Currently, she is participating in a documentary about women in comedy entitled Welcome To The Stage. It features fellow comedians Pamela Ames, Janine Brito and Dana LoVecchio.

Marcella is also developing a satirical feminist book entitled "Everybody Aborts!" which has a tentative release date of Summer 2009. Stay Tuned!

For booking information please contact Marcella directly at MARHELLA@gmail.com.


You know she’s on FaceBook!

Loving life.

Hating life.

Lying. On all counts.

P.I. Marcella.

Tonight.

InfluencesEveryone and everything.

    Marcella Arguello's Interests
MoviesTransylvania 6-5000, Spaceballs, Three Amigos, Labyrinth.

     Marcella Arguello's Details
Status:Divorced
Hometown:Modesto!!!
Body type:7' 0" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Expecting
Occupation:cereal.


Marcella Arguello's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 9031 Plays Today: 0
Modesto
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Tito!
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Friends.
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Fruits & Nuts
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Karaoke Night
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lets b. friends
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Tito the Warrior
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Tallywacker
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Microwavable Babies
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Dirty Girl
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   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 15 2009 9:00P
Harvey’s Funny Tuesdays! San Francisco CA
Dec 30 2009 8:00P
San Jose Improv San Jose CA
Dec 31 2009 9:00P
New Years Eve @ The SFCC Clubhouse!! San Francisco CA
Feb 3 2010 8:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 4 2010 8:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 5 2010 8:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 5 2010 10:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 6 2010 8:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 6 2010 10:00P
San Francisco Punchline San Francisco CA
Feb 14 2010 7:30P
Sacramento Punchline Sacramento CA

Marcella Arguello's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Proof positive that I'm a ruthless chick!  (view more)

Welcome To The Stage.  (view more)

That's either your destiny or it isn't.  (view more)

Leggo My Ego.  (view more)

You wonder why women hate men.  (view more)

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   Marcella Arguello's Blurbs
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Who I'd like to meet:
This bitch.
My fantasy.
I've never looked so good.

   Marcella Arguello's Friend Space (Top 16)
Marcella Arguello has 866 friends.
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Marcella Arguello's Friends Comments
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JOE CUTTER IS DEAD

JOE CUTTER IS DEAD



Dec 12 2009 4:06 AM

CITY HALL

CITY HALL



Dec 9 2009 11:23 PM

♥♥ R.I.P. Amanda ♥♥

Stephanie Perez



Dec 9 2009 1:48 AM

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JOE CUTTER IS DEAD

JOE CUTTER IS DEAD



Nov 30 2009 7:11 PM


 


 

PEEP THE SONGS OUT...
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Nov 29 2009 12:21 PM


"Private Eyes"

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Nov 28 2009 6:24 PM

Hey Thanks again for the ticket! Fucking Awesome show last night.. best comedy show i've ever been to.. even though i've only been to a handful of comedy shows.. last night's show was definitely the shit... I think i'm falling in love ... lol
Mr.P.S. Hall

CHris TEicheira



Nov 22 2009 3:59 AM

My experiment is complete,YES,spiders can walk across duct tape..however,if u fold it over them,they cannot escape!
Mr.P.S. Hall

CHris TEicheira



Nov 18 2009 10:15 PM

here is a flyer
 


 

,..and a drunk baby..
Mr.P.S. Hall

CHris TEicheira



Nov 18 2009 5:29 AM

Nite after thanksgiving,FAT CAT,im gonna bring u on stage during my set,and challenge u to a leg wrestling competition,2 out of 3 of course..cause im a gentleman
CoRiNnA

CoRiNnA



Nov 15 2009 7:57 PM

lol!!!  That sooooo funny.  Yeah, hes off.  Doesn't go back until wed am.  r u off that day?  I am leaving the kids with Anna that am only.  He starts at 5:30 and til 9:30am, maybe longer.  I leave the house at 7:40 wit Tito.  Maybe u can hang with Anna and the kids till Chicho gets home?
CoRiNnA

CoRiNnA



Nov 15 2009 7:28 PM

your not allowed at the house for 2 weeks........your a bad influence......Well, next to the drunk, non-licensed, smoking parental figure there, and the non-eating meat woman, and the obssed with playing video games 24-7 guys that rents a room......your a close 2nd!
CoRiNnA

CoRiNnA



Nov 15 2009 7:16 PM

whatcha doing?
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Nov 11 2009 4:46 PM




Mr.P.S. Hall

CHris TEicheira



Nov 10 2009 8:38 AM

Necesito un camisa de Marcella Arguello para nuestro fiesta de comico,en el gato gordo la noche de noviembre 27 por favor..(if possible,an XL,i plan on eating alot of turkey the day before the show,and falling asleep on stage)
CoRiNnA

CoRiNnA



Nov 8 2009 10:46 PM

So........I heard your coming over to reak havic........better behave, I'll sic my babies on your ankles!!
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Nov 8 2009 9:43 PM

Just finished the Drama@theMAMAs mini-documentary... 
NessA!

Van Go



Nov 5 2009 10:03 PM

gotta put em up.. ima do that soon!
Mr.P.S. Hall

CHris TEicheira



Nov 3 2009 5:24 AM

Yo MAMA,i just commited to the nite after thanksgiving Fat Cat show,please keep the Teicheira fam jokes to a min,my mom is still shellshocked after the Resler Manteca debacle..workn with the Queen of 209 comedy is an honor..ps u do realize that 209 stretches west of Tracy,including Byron..U ARE SO ALTAMONT
CoRiNnA

CoRiNnA



Nov 1 2009 6:59 PM

whatcha doin?
JOE CUTTER IS DEAD

JOE CUTTER IS DEAD



Nov 1 2009 3:26 AM

OH AFTER ALL THA YEARS I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR SUPER FUNNY....


THAT BANK STORY CRACKS ME UP
AND THA FAIR FOTAGE IS HELLA FUNNY....HAPPY HALLOW
Bossasaurus

Bossasaurus



Oct 30 2009 5:46 PM

Yo Marcella Arguelloasaurus. I just found out that we're related...and as a special family only present we've made a new song for you called "End of Days" (start doing backflips now). It's an epic instrumental opus to the moment when our ancient Dino relatives saw a large fiery object plummeting towards them. Please come to our page, give it a listen and let us know if it makes you feel like something catastrophic is gonna happen. If the song upsets you too much we will be holding several s support groups (read: comcerts) in the near future. Check our page for locations, dates and times.






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Oct 28 2009 1:36 AM

Anytime!
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Cob@lt

Cob@lt



Oct 27 2009 6:16 PM


 

modesto hiphop dont stop!
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Oct 27 2009 3:53 AM

Hey, your acceptance speech footage is on Drew James' studio Mac.. check it out
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NessA!

Van Go



Oct 25 2009 4:41 PM

yeah ur not... your just some Wierd lady in the park with her Kid....lol..
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