My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Male
28 years old
Rochester, New York
United States
Fast Cars (or driving slow cars fast)
Lifting heavy things
Eating what I kill
Money
Johnnie Walker Black
Peanut Butter
My kid
Being an Elitist
Music
Whatever's hip that the kids are listening to, The Cure, Led Zeppelin IV except the Battle of Evermore but because the Stairway solo is so fucking awesome I let it slide, 90s era Pop-Punk which annoys my wife, Nine Inch Nails, Brand New and some other stuff that strikes my fancy.
Movies
Fight Club, Conan the Barbarian, The Professional, Natural Born Killers, Spaceballs, Old Kurasawa movies, Full Metal Jacket, PUMPING IRON, Point Break, Jackass: The Movie, Kwaidan, The first two Rambos, Grand Prix, The Man With No Name series, Unforgiven, Really awful Jason Statham films
Television
Drinky Crow, cop reality shows where they bust into people's homes and yell "GO GO GO GO GO", Anthony Bourdain, Man v. Food, South Park, the first two seasons of Lost, the first two seasons of Battlestar Galactica, Boston Legal
Books
Conan (Robert E. Howard), plus all the Conan comics from both Marvel and Dark Horse, Jim Cramer stuff, Watchmen, Lafcadio Hearn's tales of Ghostly Japan and Kwaidan, Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness, The later works of John Updike, magazines with pictures of Porsches
Washington College Of Law
Washington, DC
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Juris Doctor
2003 to 2006
American University
Washington, DISTRICT OF
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Masters in International somethingorother
1999 to 2007
Marc is cold Posted at 2:07 PM Feb 12, 2008 view more
About me: I'm a bad person, but I'm trying to be better. I've been to over 20 countries; I don't look like I'm happy even when I am; I love cold weather; your only chance of defeating me in one-on-one hand-to-hand combat is if you tickle me; I love all the stuff in my "interests" column to the left; I hate getting haircuts. I do a better Edward James Olmos impression than Edward James Olmos, but just an OK Clint Eastwood "GET OFF MY LAWN". I'm a grumpy old man and hate kids and dog shit on my damned lawn. I wear Children's size glasses. I'm a dad. I'm old enough to know that I don't know-it-all - what's your excuse?
I buy cars like girls buy shoes.
My cars - http://www.geocities.com/cretinx/cars.html
Drive on the right. Make sure you can see and be seen. Keep a constant look out all around. Be aware of signs and regulations and why they are there. Be predictable. Recognize and anticipate danger and keep clear space from it. Always ensure that you can stop within the distance that you know is clear. Develop your skills. Give courtesy, co-operation and space to others. Don't obstruct them. Never take risks, drive unfit or compete with others. Safety is paramount and far more important than priority. Take personal responsibility for your safety and the safety of those nearby. Get out of my god damned way. Enjoy.
I didn't know Nina was pregnant! That is amazing and wonderful, congratulations to both of you! I'm super happy! Anyway, that was a parrot, it's just a widget I was trying. Are you on Facebook? Russ wants to get in touch with you, let me know!
