Marc
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

Male
27 years old
Rochester, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/marcuskroll  

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    Marc's Interests
GeneralLoud music
hot cars
expensive women
martial arts
mayhem
meals from scratch
animals
money
music
barbarians
skiing
gin
berries
bars that can be described as dives
patchouli
vidjya games
staying up late
baths and being bathed
peanut butter bumpers
lifting heavy things
Caturday/LOLcats

MusicThe Cure, The Faint, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Bright Eyes, Ben Folds, Pedro the Lion, Hooverphonic, Rage Against the Machine, Mos Def, Megadeth, Antonin Dvorak, VHS or Beta, Blackalicious, FischerSpooner, Felix Da Housecat, The Fugees, The Locust, DJ Shadow, UNKLE, Bloc Party, Electric 6, Coheed and Cambria, Less than Jake, VAST, Massive Attack, Death Cab for Cutie, Air, Daft Punk, Halou, Boards of Canada, TV Eyes, Brand New
MoviesFight Club, Conan the Barbarian, The Professional, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Natural Born Killers, Spaceballs, Annie Hall, The 7 Samurai, Interview With the Vampire, Full Metal Jacket, Kids, Jules et Jim, Secretary, My Sassy Girl, Jackie Chan's Who Am I?, PUMPING IRON, Point Break, I (heart) Huckabees, Jackass: The Movie, Kwaidan, Rambo: First Blood, Grand Prix, The Man With No Name series, Unforgiven
TelevisionCowboy Bebop, Firefly, Arrested Development, The Tick, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Gundam Wing, The State, Beavis and Butthead, Star Trek: TNG, The MAXX, Iron Chef, Chappelle's Show, Kids in the Hall, Jackass, Venture Brothers, Squidbillies, Miami Vice (starring Edward James Olmos), BATTLEmotherfuckingSTAR GALACTICA (the one with Edward James Olmos), Shin Chan
BooksPerfume, Couples, Toward the End of Time, Brazil, Othello, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, All the Conan books by Robert E Howard, The Conan comics by Cary Nord and Kurt Busiek, A Brief History of Time, Ender's Game, The Life of Pi, Dune, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, American Gods, your sister's diary
HeroesConan the Barbarian


Brock Samson


Pete Doherty


Commander Adama


Pervy Sage

Groups: JDM & DRIFTING SUCKSStewie loversThe Medical WardsSwoldiers

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     Marc's Details
Status:Married
Hometown:Washington, DC / Rochester, NY
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Expecting
Education:Post grad
Occupation:kung-fu lawyer

   Marc's Schools
Washington College Of Law
Washington, DC
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Juris Doctor
 

2003 to 2006
American University
Washington, DISTRICT OF
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Masters in International somethingorother
 

1999 to 2007



Marc is cold

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   Marc's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a bad person, but I'm trying to be better. I've been to over 20 countries; I don't look like I'm happy even when I am; I love cold weather; your only chance of defeating me in one-on-one hand-to-hand combat is if you tickle me; I love all the stuff in my "interests" column to the left; I hate getting haircuts. I do a better Edward James Olmos impression than Edward James Olmos. I wear Children's size glasses. I'm old enough to know that I don't know-it-all - what's your excuse?

I buy cars like girls buy shoes.

My cars - http://www.geocities.com/cretinx/cars.html
(because Myspace fucks up my hotlinking you'll have to copypaste if you actually give a shit)





Marc truly dislikes . . .
-Zuchinni, Squash, and Uncooked Mushrooms (you'll notice I've removed eggplant - I can tolerate it if you slice the small ones really, really thin, then coat them with breadcrumbs/egg and fry them in olive, and finally smother them with cheese and marinara - note I said tolerate, I still don't LIKE them, I just don't dislike them)
-Minivans, crossovers, car-based SUVs, Hybrids, and other such bimbo boxes
-Automatic transmissions
-Emo glasses
-Girl drinks
-Cat Power
-Elliptical machines, and those who espouse them
-Ninjas
-Chicks with messed up grilles
-Snowboarders
-Trust Fund Hipsters (you know who you are . . . . you can afford to live in Manhattan but you like to "slum it" in Brooklyn and look dirty all the time).
-Dumb broads
-Curl Jockeys (Especially when they're curling in the squat rack)
-Guys who wear pink shirts
-Anybody who flips their collar up and thinks they're cool because of it (hint - you're not).
-4 seater convertibles (usually a chop-top version of a coupe), and the people who drive them - just get a fucking roadster already.
-People who use their cell phone while driving, especially when its been made illegal (as in DC) - there's a social policy behind this people - you're fucking DANGEROUS
-More than 8 people in your top 8 - are you that indecisive or afraid of hurting people's feelings? Oh . . . and MAD PROPS to people with only 4 people in their top 8 - you are a go getter.
-Reggaeton
-People with Hebrew tattoos. Lets have a little history lesson here - According to the Talmud (the 613 sacred Jewish laws), one must not marr one's body, as one is made in the image of god. This has been interpreted to mean that Jews may not get a tattoo (also, a Jew can't get cremated) - now, do you guys understand the irony of these idiots with tattoos on their body, in Hebrew, claiming to be practitioners of some form of Jewery? Its like a homosexual wanting to get married by the catholic church (oddly enough, reformed Jews do allow gay marriage - I know - I've been to a lesbian reformed Jewish wedding).
-Gingers
-Ugly girls that try to disguise it with stupid hats or accessories, or silly makeup - here's a hint ladies - if a social retard like me can tell you're wearing makeup whatsoever, you're wearing too much makeup.
-Slow walkers
-Saul of the Molemen
-That Skittles commercial with the fucking singing rabbit
-Those Louisiana shrimp sausages
-India Pale Ales and other beers that taste more like hops than beer . . . actually this should be near the top, I really hate IPAs and I've hated them for years and years
-People who take their wine too seriously





Drive on the right. Make sure you can see and be seen. Keep a constant look out all around. Be aware of signs and regulations and why they are there. Be predictable. Recognise and anticipate danger and keep clear space from it. Always ensure that you can stop within the distance that you know is clear. Develop your skills. Give courtesy, co-operation and space to others. Don't obstruct them. Never take risks, drive unfit or compete with others. Safety is paramount and far more important than priority. Take personal responsibility for your safety and the safety of those nearby. Enjoy.
Who I'd like to meet:

Early Cuyler


I want to meet people who are . .
-Brilliant
-Beautiful
-In control of their body (martial artists, yogi, gymnasts, dancers, skateboarders, surfers, acrobats, circus freaks)
-Good at cooking
-Capable of detecting sarcasm
-Not offended (and actually understand) what I mean when I say I need time to myself - i.e. - cat people, not dog people.
-Defined by their actions, not their tastes.
-Willing to watch Pumping Iron/Conan the Barbarian/Top Gun/Point Break with me

AIM - CRETIN X



   Marc's Friend Space (Top 8)
Marc has 148 friends.
 Nina 


 DeadLift 


 Bee Mice Elf 


 The Thin White Duke 


 Vicodin (generic) 


 Bianca 


 Chance 


 William Munny 





Marc's Friends Comments
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Wantstodance





Jun 13 2008 9:38 AM

Photobucket
Bianca





Jun 10 2008 9:28 AM

Did you check out my drag pics and vids?
Bianca





Jun 9 2008 7:48 AM

Buffalo Bulls - BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LOL
DeadLift





Jun 7 2008 11:30 AM

Im not shaving until I bench 405. jewboy.
Bianca





Jun 6 2008 9:11 AM

Dolphins??? Wha?
Jenny





May 30 2008 7:44 AM

I didn't know Nina was pregnant! That is amazing and wonderful, congratulations to both of you! I'm super happy! Anyway, that was a parrot, it's just a widget I was trying.
Are you on Facebook? Russ wants to get in touch with you, let me know!
Bee Mice Elf





May 28 2008 7:14 AM

and liberal weed laws ;)
Bee Mice Elf





May 28 2008 5:56 AM

It seems as if Nina has been pregnant for like 2 years now! I bet she's LOVIN the heat :o) Take good care of her :D
Bianca





May 27 2008 8:37 AM

Should she be inhaling fumes in her condition?????? Tsk Tsk! ;)
Bee Mice Elf





May 20 2008 4:43 AM

Just don't let yourself go after the kids come...
Fat Guy In Car
Tristan Trouble





May 8 2008 12:06 PM

ur a stud dude.......
~Laura~





May 4 2008 11:08 AM

hi marc! i've been pretty good. busy of course. i have not time for myspace or just too tired to be on it. i am on facebook more too.
are you guys getting ready for the baby?? when is the baby due??
Bianca





May 1 2008 6:54 AM

LOL....better late than never! :p

Thank you.
Scott





Apr 24 2008 9:24 AM

We only have 4 cars.
Scott





Apr 24 2008 5:30 AM

No, but i'd like to have one someday.
Bianca





Apr 23 2008 5:08 AM

Well mine is next Wednesday 4/30...mark you calendar!!! ;P
Bee Mice Elf





Apr 22 2008 11:50 AM

dammmm - you're hot, for an old guy!
MANY many more :o)
Scott





Apr 22 2008 9:45 AM

Happy Belated Marc.
Bianca





Apr 22 2008 9:35 AM

HAPPY "LATE" BIRTHDAY!! I didn't get the notice until today!! WTF?
Nina





Apr 21 2008 6:14 AM

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
XOXO !!
~Laura~





Apr 20 2008 1:16 PM

happy bday for tomorrow!
Bee Mice Elf





Apr 15 2008 6:23 AM

Your "brief update" is NOT up to date :( No surveys, no NOTHIN!!! ::taptap:: is this thing on?
Bee Mice Elf





Mar 5 2008 8:36 AM

I just wanna be prepared :o)
Bee Mice Elf





Mar 3 2008 11:34 AM

Sooooo..... Can I keep you on retainer??
DeadLift





Feb 28 2008 10:46 AM

START WEARING PURPLE WEARING PURPLE FOR ME NOW
Gt JaMaICaN





Feb 20 2008 2:21 PM

Rock Lee is x100 cooler than the perverted hermit (crunchyroll. com translation).
m





Feb 15 2008 12:35 AM

The video clip is just as wierd
Wantstodance





Feb 13 2008 8:54 AM

Never! I say!
www.RonWertz.net





Feb 13 2008 8:43 AM

Woah! Congrats dude. Your alls growns up.
~Laura~





Feb 12 2008 5:14 PM

Wow, I did not know you guys were expecting. I have been out of the loop lately. Congrats, that is wonderful! When's the due date?
Bianca





Feb 6 2008 10:20 AM

LOL....I thought it was funny. :o)
Bianca





Feb 6 2008 6:32 AM

~Laura~





Jan 15 2008 7:56 PM

i love the pic of that cat!!
Ama





Jan 14 2008 3:49 PM

oh and PS. i'm never, ever online so CALL ME. love you!
Ama





Jan 14 2008 3:48 PM

ARE YOU EVER COMING BACK TO VISIT OR WHAT, mister mister?

i HAVE to hug you like, soon. OMG soon!
Karen





Jan 13 2008 5:04 PM

you look cheesy :)
Crystopholis





Jan 9 2008 10:17 PM

definitely being a mom... the first two months or so are the hardest for sure. I would suggest no kids until your fully committed to leave your old life behind. Cuz kids are definitely a full time job... crazy crazy.
Jenny





Jan 9 2008 8:09 AM

Wooooo!! It's just a nasty bruise on my knee, and a lot of pain and suffering from the humiliation...thanks for the advice!
St. Neckstomper





Jan 9 2008 12:34 AM

That's a picture from clemson of my ol cop-be-gone bottle
Crystopholis





Jan 8 2008 10:08 PM

holy crap I am so behind the times, I didn't know you got married! Congratulations for sure!!!!!!!!
Jenny





Jan 4 2008 7:57 AM

so funny...Jason had his first xmas tree this year too, and he loves it! I look at it as seasonal, not christian...it has nothing to do with jeebus.
Jenny





Jan 4 2008 7:22 AM

Happy new year Marc! How's it going?
Wantstodance





Dec 31 2007 2:45 PM

myspace layouts

myspace layouts

~Laura~