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Marc's Interests
General
Loud music
hot cars
expensive women
martial arts mayhem meals from scratch animals money music barbarians skiing gin berries bars that can be described as dives patchouli vidjya games staying up late baths and being bathed
peanut butter bumpers
lifting heavy things
Caturday/LOLcats
Music
The Cure, The Faint, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Bright Eyes, Ben Folds, Pedro the Lion, Hooverphonic, Rage Against the Machine, Mos Def, Megadeth, Antonin Dvorak, VHS or Beta, Blackalicious, FischerSpooner, Felix Da Housecat, The Fugees, The Locust, DJ Shadow, UNKLE, Bloc Party, Electric 6, Coheed and Cambria, Less than Jake, VAST, Massive Attack, Death Cab for Cutie, Air, Daft Punk, Halou, Boards of Canada, TV Eyes, Brand New
Movies
Fight Club, Conan the Barbarian, The Professional, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Natural Born Killers, Spaceballs, Annie Hall, The 7 Samurai, Interview With the Vampire, Full Metal Jacket, Kids, Jules et Jim, Secretary, My Sassy Girl, Jackie Chan's Who Am I?, PUMPING IRON, Point Break, I (heart) Huckabees, Jackass: The Movie, Kwaidan, Rambo: First Blood, Grand Prix, The Man With No Name series, Unforgiven
Television
Cowboy Bebop, Firefly, Arrested Development, The Tick, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Gundam Wing, The State, Beavis and Butthead, Star Trek: TNG, The MAXX, Iron Chef, Chappelle's Show, Kids in the Hall, Jackass, Venture Brothers, Squidbillies, Miami Vice (starring Edward James Olmos), BATTLEmotherfuckingSTAR GALACTICA (the one with Edward James Olmos), Shin Chan
Books
Perfume, Couples, Toward the End of Time, Brazil, Othello, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, All the Conan books by Robert E Howard, The Conan comics by Cary Nord and Kurt Busiek, A Brief History of Time, Ender's Game, The Life of Pi, Dune, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, American Gods, your sister's diary
Washington College Of Law
Washington, DC
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Juris Doctor
2003 to 2006
American University
Washington, DISTRICT OF
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Masters in International somethingorother
About me: I'm a bad person, but I'm trying to be better. I've been to over 20 countries; I don't look like I'm happy even when I am; I love cold weather; your only chance of defeating me in one-on-one hand-to-hand combat is if you tickle me; I love all the stuff in my "interests" column to the left; I hate getting haircuts. I do a better Edward James Olmos impression than Edward James Olmos. I wear Children's size glasses. I'm old enough to know that I don't know-it-all - what's your excuse?
I buy cars like girls buy shoes.
My cars - http://www.geocities.com/cretinx/cars.html
(because Myspace fucks up my hotlinking you'll have to copypaste if you actually give a shit)
Marc truly dislikes . . .
-Zuchinni, Squash, and Uncooked Mushrooms (you'll notice I've removed eggplant - I can tolerate it if you slice the small ones really, really thin, then coat them with breadcrumbs/egg and fry them in olive, and finally smother them with cheese and marinara - note I said tolerate, I still don't LIKE them, I just don't dislike them)
-Minivans, crossovers, car-based SUVs, Hybrids, and other such bimbo boxes
-Automatic transmissions
-Emo glasses
-Girl drinks
-Cat Power
-Elliptical machines, and those who espouse them
-Ninjas
-Chicks with messed up grilles
-Snowboarders
-Trust Fund Hipsters (you know who you are . . . . you can afford to live in Manhattan but you like to "slum it" in Brooklyn and look dirty all the time).
-Dumb broads
-Curl Jockeys (Especially when they're curling in the squat rack)
-Guys who wear pink shirts
-Anybody who flips their collar up and thinks they're cool because of it (hint - you're not).
-4 seater convertibles (usually a chop-top version of a coupe), and the people who drive them - just get a fucking roadster already.
-People who use their cell phone while driving, especially when its been made illegal (as in DC) - there's a social policy behind this people - you're fucking DANGEROUS
-More than 8 people in your top 8 - are you that indecisive or afraid of hurting people's feelings? Oh . . . and MAD PROPS to people with only 4 people in their top 8 - you are a go getter.
-Reggaeton
-People with Hebrew tattoos. Lets have a little history lesson here - According to the Talmud (the 613 sacred Jewish laws), one must not marr one's body, as one is made in the image of god. This has been interpreted to mean that Jews may not get a tattoo (also, a Jew can't get cremated) - now, do you guys understand the irony of these idiots with tattoos on their body, in Hebrew, claiming to be practitioners of some form of Jewery? Its like a homosexual wanting to get married by the catholic church (oddly enough, reformed Jews do allow gay marriage - I know - I've been to a lesbian reformed Jewish wedding).
-Gingers
-Ugly girls that try to disguise it with stupid hats or accessories, or silly makeup - here's a hint ladies - if a social retard like me can tell you're wearing makeup whatsoever, you're wearing too much makeup.
-Slow walkers
-Saul of the Molemen
-That Skittles commercial with the fucking singing rabbit
-Those Louisiana shrimp sausages
-India Pale Ales and other beers that taste more like hops than beer . . . actually this should be near the top, I really hate IPAs and I've hated them for years and years
-People who take their wine too seriously
Drive on the right. Make sure you can see and be seen. Keep a constant look out all around. Be aware of signs and regulations and why they are there. Be predictable. Recognise and anticipate danger and keep clear space from it. Always ensure that you can stop within the distance that you know is clear. Develop your skills. Give courtesy, co-operation and space to others. Don't obstruct them. Never take risks, drive unfit or compete with others. Safety is paramount and far more important than priority. Take personal responsibility for your safety and the safety of those nearby. Enjoy.
Who I'd like to meet:
Early Cuyler
I want to meet people who are . .
-Brilliant
-Beautiful
-In control of their body (martial artists, yogi, gymnasts, dancers, skateboarders, surfers, acrobats, circus freaks)
-Good at cooking
-Capable of detecting sarcasm
-Not offended (and actually understand) what I mean when I say I need time to myself - i.e. - cat people, not dog people.
-Defined by their actions, not their tastes.
-Willing to watch Pumping Iron/Conan the Barbarian/Top Gun/Point Break with me
I didn't know Nina was pregnant! That is amazing and wonderful, congratulations to both of you! I'm super happy! Anyway, that was a parrot, it's just a widget I was trying. Are you on Facebook? Russ wants to get in touch with you, let me know!
hi marc! i've been pretty good. busy of course. i have not time for myspace or just too tired to be on it. i am on facebook more too. are you guys getting ready for the baby?? when is the baby due??
definitely being a mom... the first two months or so are the hardest for sure. I would suggest no kids until your fully committed to leave your old life behind. Cuz kids are definitely a full time job... crazy crazy.
