"I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for school. You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." George Carlin
About me: Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Cut your hair like a popstar. Drink cider. Feel sick. Kiss all your friends. Skive school. Get pierced. Buy magazines. Buy records. Go shopping. Fall asleep in a club. Stay in bed. Grow your hair. Shave your head. Bang the drum. Kiss the girl. Remember this is your youth.
i love love that i used to get from her, love my friends, family, music, the beach, water, sun, shoes, shopping, levis jeans, surfing, wakeboarding,skiing (nt the gay kind, doin tricks n shit on ramps) abersoch, wakestock, gettin pissed, town, new people, the sidelines (www.myspace.com/thesidelinesmcr check them out) the colour blue, pictures, my bed, black satan i mean satin sheets, staying up all night, going 2 raves, going to gigs, my fone, my guinness hat, relentless, vans shoes, famous stars and straps (oh so cool), VW campers, boardshorts, my dressing gown, fat frog, skateboarding, my car, when she used to take my hoodies and wear them because they still smell of me and when she wore them when she got cold. and loads of other things.x
i hate the rain (only when its cold tho), fake people, bad hair days, broken things, things i break, bad knees from boarding, monday mornings, well mornings in general, mood swings, bad food, scallys/chavs, theives, con-men, telesales people, fallin over when drunk, blacking out for 4hours from far too much drink, tidying my room, boring people, career people when they're my age, no credit, no signal, broken flip flops, no food in the house, my fucking laptop, cramp, waiting, exams, housephone bills, periods and lots more.x
And i quote 'i hate the fact that everyone these days are either two-faced or sly cunts' Oh so true!
So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.
Who I'd like to meet: I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
So there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
take it easy, love nothing.'s Friend Space (Top 16)
hey man... thanks for commenting, and yeh had an insane party... but yeh what was gonna happen didn't... i wish it had now though.. it woulda been awesome aii... much love xxo
lolll, well i came back sunday and wasnt gnna go back but cos mum and dad were still away, i had some house party and dad came home a day early :sss so had to go this weekend, came back today and im going back thursday night lolll xxxxxxxxxxxx
Marcus! :D seen you on saturday night in abersoch! loll, then ste and danny went on some romantic walk so me and lid came looking for you haha, but didnt find you! haha how long you there till? xxx
So there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
Hey
Its been a while.......but finally.....new El Policia songs are online....3 brand newies
check them out at www.myspace.com/elpolicia
Let us know what you think of them????
so i decided to add you to my top friends because you seem really cool, and your ridiculously good looking;)
hey man... thanks for commenting, and yeh had an insane party... but yeh what was gonna happen didn't... i wish it had now though.. it woulda been awesome aii... much love xxo
i've heard a few,
ververyvery good :)
xxx
hah, yeah its really really good :)
X
pe exam?! what do you do for that, like skip around the room? I am very well thank you :)
oh i love abersoch, cornwall is better though x x
:) and how are you
Tune!!! Si hates me driving with it on haha!!
You reet bro?
x
marcus x
Hope to see you at MAPS Festival in Manchester next week...were playing Manchester Roadhouse on Sunday may 25th - El Policia
hey hey
cheers for acceptin me
long time no see
hwv u been?
hws uni goin for u?
peace
new songs uploaded
xxx
cb
long time no see bitch
hows life?
x
lolll, well i came back sunday and wasnt gnna go back but cos mum and dad were still away, i had some house party and dad came home a day early :sss so had to go this weekend, came back today and im going back thursday night lolll
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Marcus! :D
seen you on saturday night in abersoch! loll, then ste and danny went on some romantic walk so me and lid came looking for you haha, but didnt find you! haha
how long you there till?
xxx
ha you know it! my mates 18th has been canceld. bummerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. what you doing tonight? x
are you serious?
im alrightt, you?
xxx
oiiii mr marcus !
where you hiding?
you just disappeared.
xxxx
oh shutup boyyy! when i dance like a fool everyone thinks its a trend and copies me :):):)
haha
xxx
Not spoke to u since years mate, u reet?? Wt u been up to??
xxx
yo bitchhhh
you gooood ?
xxxxx
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alrite man hows u? i gues ive not realy spoke to u for like half a year haha.. bean up 2 much .. we shud meat up in wales again sometime. safe
you still alive?
heyyyy,
thank you so much for doing my ipod!
your a star marcus :):)
xxx