interests include: LOW RIDERS AND THICK WOMEN! eating tasty treats, slapping the bag, my cute little red bike, hyper dogs, getting stuff for free, costume jewelry, taxidermy, freaking out (in a good way!), thunder thigh lib, wondering why we get what we get, making art, sex... that about covers it.
Music
sad stuff & gay shit! things i alternately hump and punch the air to. i'm all about the 'ol hump + punch.
Movies
'big trouble in little china' because the make-up is awesome! it's like a combination of mortal combat and every b-grade eighties action movie they show on cable on weekends in the middle of the day... but with like, chinese sorcerers and bloodletting and shit.
Television
i don't own a television. it makes me better than you. but i do have a nasty youtube addiction, so not really.
Books
the joy of cooking, the joy of sex, various other joy books...
One day my Fairy Godmother will come and rescue me from this horrible place. And she’ll be like, ‘You are going to this awesome fuckin’ party tonight.’ And she’ll wave her wand and turn my bike into a huge pumpkin. And then I’ll make a salvia bong out of that pumpkin. And then my evil stepbrothers will walk in and be like, ‘You idiot. Now you don’t even have a bike.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Yeah, whatever. You’re just jealous because I have a magic pumpkin bong and crystal Vans.’
Who I'd like to meet: corky st. clair! dolly parton, male feminists, stella vine, ethical sluts, ira glass... everybody's parents before they had kids... puppehs! kittehs! BUNNEHS!
pep*squad is playing at road 34 tomorrow night (sat 7/11) with the
donts and be carefuls and m. pyres! it's gonna be supa rad! i hope you
can be there! 9pm 21+ $5
Yeah... I've been lost for the past 1.5 years without him. Get this... he ran away (imagine trying to catch a deaf dog running through mass amounts of traffic) and Nessa got a phone call 2 days later from a high school... they found him in a special ed class. Classic!
Sorry to spam you, we know it's lame. But, we're releasing our debut CD Zugenruhe next Friday (May 22nd) at Avogadro's Number right here in Fort Collins, and we would really love to see you there! The show starts at 9pm and is all ages and only costs $3. There will be an afterparty to be announced at the show. Thanks for putting up with our shameless self promotion. We really hope you can make it. -Alana, Brett & Erin (Stella Luce)
waaa! been meaning to tell you your new picture is adorbs. you look like you're about to bunny hop to the farmer's market. tragic news: john accidentally spilled red wine all.over.my.computer. aiy. it's fried. i'm grieving. wearing black. hopefully i'll make it through this darkness.
update timez: currently got unemployed. still can't speak good englishz. now all that is standing in between me and you and our new life together is $$$. and a place to go. and a plan. but the intention is there.
i just found out my friends are having not a super bowl party but a PUPPY bowl party!! complete with variations on guacamole and beer and some sort of pool involving money. can you think of a better way to celebrate the fact that we don't care in the slightest about football?
unfortunately, i'm working. i'm seriously considering calling in sick though.
yes! lets let those ideas marinate. and i'll put my own spicy mixture in the fridge. perhaps we can put together some sort of collaboration to work on through the mail. ooo!
