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Marianne Sierk
"They’re all going to laugh at you!"

Female
96 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 1/7/2009
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Bio
WebsiteMarianneSierk.com
TV ShowsABC'S "Comics Unleashed" with Byron Allen, Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", VH1, The Travel Channel's "This Job's a Trip", BRAVO documentary about Robin Williams, Oxygen Network
FilmsFootball Production's "Wet Dreams": A documentary with Rebecca Romijn. I'm on during the credits - really drunk and looking it.

    Marianne Sierk's Interests
GeneralThings that interest me: Long beaches that walk, hanging around drunk people, napping, almost getting parts on TV, Luna bars, mini bottles of booze, stumbling upon large sums of money in the street, time travel, spying on people and gaining weight.
MusicMamas and the Papas, Eagles, Steve Miller Band, The Shins, creepy piano music, Modest Mouse, that song "Starry Eyed Surprise", Caren Carpenter, my friend Steve's mix CD's, Bluegrass (mostly just the fiddle stuff) and ABBA. And this inspirational song:
MoviesDancer in the Dark, Taxi Driver, Cabaret, Grey Gardens, Mermaids, Practical Magic, Boogie Nights, The Secret, and Cum Sluts 4.
TelevisionIntervention, For the Love of Dolly, Super Nanny, Wife Swap, Sweet 16, The Soup, Bills games (only when they're in the Superbowl), Three's Company
BooksShe's Come Undone, On the Road, We Were the Mulveney's (spelled wrong probs), The Bell Jar, The Dictionary, biographies of old Hollywood stars, Wiccan spell books, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Screenwriting, Practical Magic, and Conversations with God.
HeroesJohn Fogherty. Bless him. Um....and firemen? And policemen - right? Aren't they supposed to be everyone's hero's or you're considered un-patriotic?
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy Festvenice beach sketchesRochester ComedyPFW's The Rec RoomComedians who also happen to be really good lookingIn The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill Hicks

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     Marianne Sierk's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Rochester, ny
Body type:5' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Marianne Sierk's Schools
Aquinas Institute Of Rochester
Rochester,New York
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994

   Marianne Sierk's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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   Marianne Sierk's Blurbs
About me:
Hmph. A summary of ME? I dunno. I'm a comic. From Manhattan - originally from Rochester, NY, where the sun rarely shines and pizza and beer flow like.....beer. Coffee makes me nervous, but I drink it anyways. My days fly by doing....I don't even know what. Stuff like this? Writing profiles on some random....friend site? I e-mail people and check out websites, and drink coffee and do yoga, and go to Target ALOT. I travel for comedy often, so making travel arrangements is really consuming - and I worry about money for a large portion of my day. This is just today, though and next week I'll read this and think I'll need to change it. For the most part, I'm just waiting. My website says it best at MarianneSierk.com

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / My cool flowers

Who I'd like to meet:
Cal Ripken. Because I've heard his name and am not sure what he does, but suspect he is, or was, involved in baseball or sports of some kind. He could be a player now, or a legend that's dead - I'm not sure - I'm just vaguely aware of him. I'd like to say "Hi! I've heard of you through the years and wanted to know about you" Once he tells me I'd be like, "Right! That's what I totally thought!" or "Oh! I thought you might have been....." whatever. Then I'd make up some excuse as to why I couldn't chat any longer and try to get out of making more small talk.

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The Rizzle





Dec 28 2008 5:18 PM

you are out of control hott!! I heart you!! I would let you take me out for a drink any day!!! ;0)
Melissa





Dec 29 2008 7:41 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD....!!!!
Jazzy





Dec 25 2008 12:41 AM

Great show in Indy last weekend! Your right, you do look great for just having a baby!! LMAO ^_^
T-rav





Dec 20 2008 8:50 AM

Heard you on Bob and Tom this morning, your voice is as pretty as you are!!!!
Mark





Dec 20 2008 2:41 PM

Thanks for the add.
I heard you on Bob and Tom the other day, very funny!!
Robert





Dec 13 2008 2:22 PM

That truly famous vid clip is hilarious!
HOWIEWOOD





Dec 2 2008 7:51 PM

hey you, happy holidays ! hope alls well & keep in touch.

howie
Comedian Benjie Wright





Nov 24 2008 11:39 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Marianne Sierk. A holiday were family travel thousands of miles to be with their loved only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Benj
Pass the Pabst please....
Bombay Scottie





Nov 21 2008 12:07 PM

Just swingin by to say hi!
greg vaccariello





Oct 14 2008 9:54 PM

I'll see you there.
I just shot a sketch for The Tonight Show. Should be on tonight.
Vac
Ted





Oct 17 2008 12:07 AM

Awesome, can't wait to see you. Matt Owens and I will be there Friday. Hopefully if you have time after we can grab a drink, catch up, and talk about old times. See you tomorrow.
Harmony Constant





Sep 30 2008 1:39 PM

Hey Marianne, I just did a video blog. Leave a comment and let me know what you think ok?
Mac
greg vaccariello





Oct 14 2008 5:31 AM

What's up Sierk?
sMilEy=)





Sep 19 2008 6:44 PM

yeah i no i had texted u bak...um well rite now im REALLY sick n im in Rancho Cucamonga at my sisters house.but i think were ganna b going down to L.
A 2marrow so either way ill give u a call
sMilEy=)





Sep 6 2008 12:52 AM

hahahaha yeaht ays wut we shud do next. lol. jk.....oh i c yeah i havent hada chance to call u but feel free to call me ne time...
Ted





Aug 30 2008 4:02 AM

When is Marianne going to play George Mason University? It'll be a micro-AQ reunion. Even Danny Waldo would come down from the ROC for that. Hope all is well.
Sped





Aug 28 2008 3:55 AM

MICHIGAN???????
H.P.





Aug 24 2008 10:39 PM

May I be the first to give you a "Hola" from the east coast.
jerry





Aug 25 2008 4:33 AM

I didnt want to say anything but..........people are laughing atcha
neil





Jul 30 2008 4:56 AM

I'm at hermosa comedy and magic and see you signed the birthday banner! Just thought I'd say hey! Hope you're well.
greg vaccariello





Jul 19 2008 8:14 AM

I'm so glad you got the part. You deserve it. I only got them to see you but believe me Sierk, if you didn't 'wow' them they never would have given it to you.
I knew you could do it! Vac
greg vaccariello





Jul 17 2008 6:32 AM

Sierk! Looks like my deal is a go! 'They' loved the script. Listen, I told 'them' about you and we all think that you are right for that part that I told you about, so an audition is coming soon. I hope that you feel better in case they call.
Vac
Michelle Miracle





Jul 16 2008 12:29 AM

I remember when drunk Marianne said, "I think I wanna be better friends than you do!."
BRING IT.
Sped





Jul 13 2008 2:40 AM

Michigan?????
Lydia





Jul 10 2008 10:17 PM

Hey! I want to watch that DVD about FOOOOD!!
K





Jul 9 2008 2:07 AM

Happy Birthday!
Limelife





Jul 9 2008 4:11 AM

Sorry if this is late, but it might be a little early too. But who cares...Happy Birthday!!!



Limelife..

John





Jul 9 2008 5:54 AM

***HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!***
denise





Jul 8 2008 1:51 AM

happy birthday my darling!
miss you XoXoXo
Matilda





Jul 8 2008 2:10 PM

OH MY GOODNESS!
Wishing you many Happy Birthday Cocktails...

NA ZDROWIE!
John Conte





Jul 8 2008 2:13 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
MITCH FEINGOLD PRODUCTIONS





Jul 8 2008 2:34 PM

We wouldn’t forget your birthday.
Even though we’re busy making people laugh,
there’s always time to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
From Mitch & the Crew @
Comedy Under Construction
greg vaccariello





Jul 8 2008 2:41 PM

Happy Birthday Sierk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah





Jul 8 2008 5:04 PM

Happy Birthday 10 Sip Lay-Day - You were ON FIRE the other night - I was CRYING and am still laughing just thinking about it! Hope you have an awesome day :)
JasonfreakinBang





Jul 8 2008 5:23 PM

Happy birthday Marianne! I’ll never forget the time when we were gambling at that casino and you dared me to walk around in that thong while singing “Baby Got Back.” That was crazy - I had never been pepper-sprayed so fast in my entire life! You need to send me a copy of the video sometime.
You Got Pursenality





Jul 8 2008 5:23 PM

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO YOU!!!!!!!
Danny Cohen





Jul 8 2008 8:28 PM

Sierk !!!!!!

I just watched your clip of Truly Famous and that Bottled water scene was FKN AWESOME !!!!

UNREAL - SO FUNNY AND YOU WERE BRILLIANT.

I'm dying...
Joycelyn