Marid2apterbilt

About me:

No more being nice as I'm tired of people taking it for granted. There are too many greedy lazy, worthless people trying to add there contribution to the gene pool that should have a stamp on there forhead that says "HI I'm Stupid, Nice to meet you". More to come later. SA2360......aka. Gonzo.......aka. 7474505B (my old inmate number!) P.S. I tend to clean up a bit for social functions.....so don't let this photo minimize your willingness to want to share your hotel room with me......just keep your prescription bottles, mouthwash and your farm animals hidden....I'm not fully responsible for all of my actions when I'm off the bike and the fourth bottle of bourbon is nearing empty!!!!!!! Just don't mess with my hat.....I made it myself (Joliet State Prison 86' - 95'). I love Canadians, Carnival Workers, EZ File 1040's, other people's jacuzzis and work release programs!! See you in the Spring......just need to get my Probation Officer to sign off on the "out of state" travel authorization. Would of made it last year if only my piss test would have been a bit less "positive".......I'll try my best this year to make it........Martinka......will you be my roommate????? You're welcome to borrow my toothbrush and toenail clippers! PS. The monkey and the Prozac stay at home this year (they only get me in trouble!)......but I've got to warn you......I'm bringing the portable Karaoke machine with ABBA's Greatest Hits, my Nintendo Wii with the "Guitar Hero III" game (if I can get it back from the Pawn Shop in time) and a few smuggled Cuban cigars for you who like a good stogie!! Just remember, I can't be around guns, dope, other felons, any bar that plays Boy George CD's on their juke-box (cause' it makes me want to hit somebody!!) and pygmy goats after 6 PM.......All I need is a nearby grocery store that's willing to accept food-stamps for liquor and cheese puffs and a hotel that has internet service (for my ankle bracelet monitoring system). Hey! I'm not going to be the only guy again showing up on a custom 98 VFR "trike" am I??? I felt a little out of place last time. I added a "bench seat" to it this year, so I've got some room if any of you are planning on bringing wives, girlfriends, strippers or the occasional Mama's boy who needs to bring his mother!! I tuned up the VW motor so it's running better than last time. I swapped out the parts from the last ride where I caught fire and melted some of my body work and wiring harness. I even have a valid emissions sticker for this year from the county EPA!! If it catches fire or breaks down again this year, I'm just pushing it over the side of the cliff........Killboy here I come!!!!!!!