About me:

I'm a retired member of the Denver Cycle Sluts and a past Queen Mother Director. Please check them out here: www.DenverCycleSluts.org and at www.myspace.com/denvercyclesluts

My motto in life: "LIVE LIFE WITH HEART!" I believe that we are ALL connected and that we are all ONE. Life is simply too short not be experienced fully - so go out and have some FUN! And when you find it - be sure and bring some back to share!

A very big THANK YOU to all those who have added me. I love to hear from you all, so don't be afraid to drop me a line anytime!

"Her Raunchy Highness of Heart-Ons!, The Airstream Queen, & The First Lady of Incest"

Origin: The Red Dirt Mobile Living Community, Oklahoma (borned and raised)

Favorite Color: Anything Red

Marion McKuzins was borned somewhere in the western plains of Oklahoma. Marion’s mother, Ellis Dee, does not remember giving birth to her daughter, so her exact birthday is unknown. Rumor has it that Marion’s mother was celebrating her 16th birthday at the Blue Pig Bar & Pool Hall. After having too many rounds of Schlitz shooters, she found herself face down on the floor in the men’s bathroom. Nine months later, little Marion made her world debut!

At the age of 15, Marion began working as a truck-stop waitress at the Cow Cuntry Café and Coffee Shop. She could often be found between shifts studying diligently for her GED. After passing her GED test on the fourth attempt, Marion decided to pursue her life-long dream and enrolled at Big Betty’s Burger Barn and Beauty Academy.

Several years later, Marion “gradgeiated” and packed her Hefty bags for the Big City. Soon after arriving in Amarillo, Marion got a job working at the Curl-Up-And-Dye Beauty Spa and Ranch. It was here that she met Oprah Winfrey’s assistant’s aunt’s cousin’s daughter, who helped launch Marion’s now notorious career. Some of her most famous clients include Tammy Faye Slift, Donna King, and most recently, her most prized accomplishment, Ms. Sharon Stoned.

At a family reunion in her hometown, Marion met her second cousin, Dixon, and they were quickly married. After many years of doin’ hair, Marion decided to retire, and she and Dixon purchased an old Airstream travel trailer, and began traveling the Midwest. On their way to Beaver Head, Idaho, to visit their Aunt and Uncle (also their cousins) a wheel blew and they were forced to make a pit stop near Denver, Colorado.

While waiting on their house to be repaired, the couple discovered a mobile home community near Commerce City, a “well-to-do” part of Denver, according to Marion. Being the most beautiful place Marion and Dixon had ever seen, the couple decided to plant their roots. Tragically, only a few weeks after settling in, Dixon passed away while playing a game of Schlitz quarters with the next-door neighbors.

Always one to make vodka-lemonade from lemons, Marion bought herself a brand new home with the insurance money she received. She got the itchin’ to do some hair again, and decided to open a beauty parlor in the front room of her new Airstream trailer. Soon after opening Marion's House of Hairdoos, one of her clients (who had the pinkest hair you have every seen) suggested that she meet the Denver Cycle Sluts. Marion took her new friend's advice, and the rest is, as they say, slut history.