Mark thinks bios for comics are pointless. Even if he had TV credits or an Oscar or something, for these purposes all you really care about is whether his stand-up comedy is entertaining or not. And you can’t tell that from a bio. Especially a poorly written one. All Mark knows about bios is that he’s supposed to talk about himself in third person, so he’s doing that. Watch the videos to the right so you can judge his relative hilarity.
Influences
Marmaduke
TV Shows
America's Next Top Model, Last Comic Standing, Double Dare. One of those is true.
University Mary Washington
Fredericksburg,Virginia
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: Campus newspaper: The Bullet
1996 to 2000
Mary Washington College
Fredericksburg,Virginia
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Major: English
Clubs: Campus newspaper: The Bullet
1996 to 2000
Appomattox County High
Appomattox,Virginia
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: I like stand-up comedy. I do it a lot, sometimes in exchange for money. If I don't have a gig on my calendar, I perform at Backdoor Comedy in Dallas a lot of Fridays and Saturdays, plus various dive bars, laundr-o-mats, Waffle Houses, and garages. Plus my shower, where I am very well-received by my Johnson & Johnson No-Tears Shampoo bottle.
Who I'd like to meet: People with open bar tabs and a high credit limit.
Missing you, too. Kicking my kid just doesn't net the same gratifying results as the inner joy I feel when I slug a bald man. *sigh* P.S. I need a job if I am going to keep up the Starbucks habit. I'll seriously consider letting people motorboat me for an iced Venti latte.
hey, hey! i just wanted to say..make fun of vegetarians all you want (they are half-assed in my opinion)...but us vegans are actually pretty rad! keep the laughs comin, man! xxoo
lol that is totally not where i'm from. it's a joke a friend and mine have. they actually speak french. but spanish works for me since i'm from arizona.
Wish I could have - don't have the $$! Hey, have you looked at your page lately? Is it just me or does it go on forever; it's like everything is repeated over and over again.
hi! thanks for the approval...and sayin my kid is cute! i saw you on LCS and i got super pissed when you got cheated like that. so i decied i needed to find you on myspace and tell you how awesome you are. your freakin hilarious!
Then they get drunk at the Beagle and talk shit to each other til they're both so drunk that they lovingly embrace and then simultaneously ask for guest sets.
