Mark

About me:

Hey dudes and dudettes I'm Mark. Some folks know me as MB and that's cool too. I'm half deaf but I try to be as normal as a goofy bastard can be. I like rocking, racing, and laughing. I'll be the guy you see doing anything for a laugh or the one in the center of a mosh pit rocking balls. Recently I finished college and also got married to my alabaster doll Linsay. She rocks more than the ladies at the retirement home. "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg

My goal in life, other than to not accidentally kill myself in a stupid way, is to become at least a part-time dirt racer and/or comedian. Check out my blog, it's there solely for your viewing pleasure and possible laughter.

"Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humor. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn't care." So true it was freaky to read.