i enjoy watching women clean stuff, im a big fan of the great indoors and climate control, i have a foot fetish and enjoy amatuer porn, im a met, jet and knicks fan, and i sleep in pajamas.
Music
Movies
Television
i love it all
Books
mostly periodicals (i love using that word)
Heroes
bill hicks, sam kinison, george carlin, richard pryor every artist thats ever had the balls to say some sh*t.
hey there , thanks for stopping by, sorry about the mess, go ahead make youself at home,... yeah, of course its ok to take off your shoes, and unbutton that blouse, get comfortable...., yes those are real vinyl records, im a collector, i guess im a nerd like that,...that piece, believe it or not, i found that piece at a yard sale, the guy had no idea it was an original demayo,... wine or champange ? good choice,...... cheers, lets sit down over here,..... what? im a great kisser, thanks, your not to shabby yourself,... i have a what? big bottom lip, i know,... i used to get teased all the time growing up,.. its perfect now,.. well thanks, .. look at you not wearing panties, and completly shaved,..DAMN, ..your a naughty girl,.. wow, your so wet already baby,.. it feels like a warm bath...... yup, thats all me,.... easy....., we dont want to rip him off now do we, ,.... wait a minute...ssh,.... did you hear that... hold on , oh shit, F*CK, shes not supposed to be home till tomorrow, .. , who do you think it is ?.., you have to go, NOW! grab all your shit, oh, fuck, just get in here and dont say a word, and stop the f*cking crying or where both dead, ssshhhh danm it,... just dont move ill fix this...... :WARNING: if any of this sounds way to familair to you, then your a jerk off and were going to be good friends... please check out my posted dates and come out and see me LIVE.(stand -up comedy the last forum for free speech.)... check me out on "white boyz in the hood" on showtime. i also have a dvd out in stores right now called "THE COMEDY JUMP OFF" Peace !
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~~Nothing exists extremely alone; everything exists in relation to everything else. Where there is light, there is shadow; where there is birth, there is death; where there is open, there is closed; where there is one, there is other. By the same reasoning, where there is sadness, there is joy; where there is delusion, there is enlightment. Please remember those we lost on 09/11/01 and the impact it has made.~~
Let's also keep in our hearts the wondeful men & women that put their lives on the lines for each and every one of us. John my son who continues to serve our country for the last six years I LOVE YOU and I thank you for all you do.
thanks for roasting me and telling my girlfriend to double bag it and that i have a dirty dick. you killed and i appreiciate the love. always your brother in handsomeness.
