mark
""I am a genuis by trade"..... Wile E. Cayote"

Male
41 years old
nyc, New York
United States

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Last Login: 10/7/2008
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    mark's Interests
General



i enjoy watching women clean stuff, im a big fan of the great indoors and climate control, i have a foot fetish and enjoy amatuer porn, im a met, jet and knicks fan, and i sleep in pajamas.
Music
Movies
Televisioni love it all
Booksmostly periodicals (i love using that word)
Heroesbill hicks, sam kinison, george carlin, richard pryor every artist thats ever had the balls to say some sh*t.

     mark's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:queens ny
Body type:6' 4" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   mark's Schools
St John's Preparatory School
Astoria,New York
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1981 to 1985



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www.markdemayo.com

hey there , thanks for stopping by, sorry about the mess, go ahead make youself at home,... yeah, of course its ok to take off your shoes, and unbutton that blouse, get comfortable...., yes those are real vinyl records, im a collector, i guess im a nerd like that,...that piece, believe it or not, i found that piece at a yard sale, the guy had no idea it was an original demayo,... wine or champange ? good choice,...... cheers, lets sit down over here,..... what? im a great kisser, thanks, your not to shabby yourself,... i have a what? big bottom lip, i know,... i used to get teased all the time growing up,.. its perfect now,.. well thanks, .. look at you not wearing panties, and completly shaved,..DAMN, ..your a naughty girl,.. wow, your so wet already baby,.. it feels like a warm bath...... yup, thats all me,.... easy....., we dont want to rip him off now do we, ,.... wait a minute...ssh,.... did you hear that... hold on , oh shit, F*CK, shes not supposed to be home till tomorrow, .. , who do you think it is ?.., you have to go, NOW! grab all your shit, oh, fuck, just get in here and dont say a word, and stop the f*cking crying or where both dead, ssshhhh danm it,... just dont move ill fix this...... :WARNING: if any of this sounds way to familair to you, then your a jerk off and were going to be good friends... please check out my posted dates and come out and see me LIVE.(stand -up comedy the last forum for free speech.)... check me out on "white boyz in the hood" on showtime. i also have a dvd out in stores right now called "THE COMEDY JUMP OFF" Peace !

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Who I'd like to meet:
All my fans who enjoy live comedy which is the last forum for free speech...



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geno





Sep 11 2008 5:54 AM

hey buddy... here's you free money for the week...
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MsFitness





Aug 12 2008 12:30 AM

Oh my old Mom was t'warnt purdy
Dustin Chafin





Jul 1 2008 10:24 PM

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Patricia Stevens...Now we begin... DEAD&LOCAL!!





Jun 20 2008 6:16 PM

Happy Birthday Hunny......

much love.....xo
CATCH CORY THIS FALL ON BET'S ONE MIC STAND!





Jun 20 2008 9:37 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
•.°♥ LiLa N m!cA♥ .•.•t3aM gAtO





Jun 21 2008 2:19 AM

HEY MARK LONG TIME NO SPEAK .. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN N BEST WISHES TO YOU !!!

MUAHZZ LILA N MICA
Anthony Zenhauser





Jun 19 2008 11:41 PM

happy bifday el kabong
La Latina Mas Bella





Jun 20 2008 12:59 AM

HEY MARK, LONG TIME NO HEAR, AND I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE I AM YELLING BUT ITS NOT, JUST LAZY, LOL!! WISHING YOU A TRULY BLESSED BIRTHDAY!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE!! ;D


Yolinda





Jun 20 2008 1:49 AM

Happy Birthday Lindo!!!
Hugs
Yoly
Mr. Will





Jun 20 2008 1:56 AM

Happy Birthday Handsome!
RANDI





Jun 20 2008 5:26 AM

Happy Birthday Mark!!
Hope its the best day!!!
:)
RANDI
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Jun 20 2008 11:51 AM

hey dude happy birthday to ya! hope u have a blast if ur not too busy please stop by my show to have drink!!! i love ya!man ur the best..peace
Sergio Chicon





Jun 20 2008 12:42 PM

Mark,

What up holmes? Happy Birthday, bro.
Maria





Jun 20 2008 1:38 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
Janis





Jun 20 2008 3:15 PM

Another year already? Damn, it goes fast huh? I've got the whiffle ball paddle all set for your spankin'.
Have a great day hun!!
Hadiyah Robinson





Jun 20 2008 4:29 PM

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Jun 17 2008 7:29 PM

happy upcoming birthday buddy. hope its filled with all the things you love.
xoxox jodi
~*~Bitch-itte~*~





Jun 17 2008 1:43 AM

hey handsome...season's over ~~~ :'(
Yolinda





Jun 15 2008 3:40 PM

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!
HUG
YOLY
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Jun 14 2008 1:44 PM

You killed it last night at my show- thanks for comin out man -

joe narvaez
www. fatjoethecomic. com
Kimberley





May 29 2008 3:13 AM

Hey! It's been such a long time! How are you?! When are you performing up this way?
THE BEAR





May 27 2008 5:19 PM

Hey mark, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!




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RANDI





May 25 2008 1:36 PM

MARK!! Mucho love..hope all is well!
Enjoy the weekend!
xo
RANDI
Marie





May 19 2008 6:20 PM

Hey mark, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


You're worth a lot darlin!

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Iris-istable





May 18 2008 2:49 PM

Hey Mark. Looong time. Hope allz well. I had dinner with a group. Donnel Rawlings was there. I mentioned u. He sais "that Mark is a cool mother fucker" Hope 2 c u soon.
Keep me posted!
fatjoethecomic


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May 10 2008 8:38 PM

BLEND COMEDY SHOW!! Thanks for being a part of it.

Joe Narvaez
www. fatjoethecomic. com
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May 5 2008 12:55 PM

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Yolinda





Apr 2 2008 10:59 PM

hug hug ... hope all is good..
RANDI





Mar 21 2008 10:27 PM

MARK!!!!
Happy Peaceful Easter to you and the Fam!
Much Love,
RANDI
Yolinda





Mar 10 2008 3:19 AM

Hey there.. Just saying hello .. Hope you had a great weekend :)! .. Hug
Yoly
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Mar 8 2008 7:42 PM

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Corey Comedy





Feb 27 2008 3:57 AM

What up, freaky?

Hey, it's been a while. Just checking in. Hope we get to find some work together soon. Hope all is good with the fam, and stay handsome.

Sincerely,
Trying to not be picky!
One Funny Bitch





Feb 23 2008 7:47 PM

Hey bitch, hope everything is going well with you. Did I just call you a bitch, I guess I did. Heavily under medicated don't mind me.
Yannis Pappas





Feb 22 2008 2:59 PM

~*~Bitch-itte~*~